TokyoGal: Jeez it took me long to update… The reason? My great grandpa is in the hospital, and I wanted to visit him a lot. Then I had back-to-school shopping, which I still haven't finished. I used the time I had at home to type up two chappies of my other story. So please don't flame me because of the lateness!
Dark: …
T.G: So what was I doing? (The authoress has been forgetting things way too often, like she'll go downstairs to get water, but when she gets downstairs, she doesn't remember why she's there and goes back upstairs. Then she remembers and goes back downstairs. Then the whole process starts over again)
Dark: Since she's having another one of her weird let's-go-to-la-la-land attacks, I'll do the disclaimer:
Disclaimer: TokyoGal doesn't own Tokyo Mew Mew, got this title from NarutoxAna-ki, and brought me over here from the manga D.N.Angel. ILoveKisshu gave TokyoGal most of these ideas in this chappie! Butter Fingers gave her an idea too.
Please read Kitten Hikari's and Mew Midnight's stories!
Dark: ((whispering)) TokyoGal's starting to be more aware. That means she can thank reviews.
Dark: ((normal voice)) TokyoGal, time to thank reviewers! Unless you want me to do it for you, that is.
TokyoGal: …so my brother, mom and I wear the same shoe si- huh! Oh, no way! I'm thanking the reviewers! Dark, you can help me, but not do it for me! And why is mischievous spelled that way? I thought it was pronounced 'mischivious'! I'm confused over that word…
Thank You for Reviewing:
AppleCake: Another day in Hawaii? Okies! Glad you like the story so far! Meh- I have a headache… I shouldn't be typing when I have a headache, because it might distract me, and then the chappie'll be bad… NEways, thankies so much for reviewing!
MewMidnight: Yeah, Tart and Pudding fit the job as prank masters perfectly! Glad you like that chappie! Thankies for reviewing!
MewMeiko: I've only watched D.N.Angel, and think it's pretty good. But that's just me. And Kish is the best! A few friends of mine and I had a fight over Kish, so I decided, after a while, I'd get Dark. Thanks for the review!
SainGirl101: Yep, I want everyone to know that Dark is mine! Well… that's a bit over exaggerating, but… Dark: But what? TokyoGal: I dunno. And yeps, TokyoGal and Saingirl101 are friends! Yayness! Thankies so much for reviewing!
Butter fingers: You're right, someone should investigate their room sometime… In fact, that's an awesome idea! Thankies for reviewing!
TheFoxGirlKitsune: Yep, I'm pretty sure I'll do an epilogue to the epilogue. Thankies for reviewing!
ILoveKisshu: OMG, those are such great ideas! Thankies so much! And I guess you could have Kish… After all, I have Dark! I still think Kish is the best, but Dark's my second favorite manga/anime boy. Thankies for reviewing! And the ideas!
MewKosho: Yeps, crazy happenings rock! I love your stories too! Thankies for reviewing!
BlackDevil: Glad you like the story! Thankies for the review! Reviews make me sooooo happy!
MewOfFire: The good thing about my sibs is that they look up to me. That means they at least respect me… I'm the oldest, yes, but my brother is a year and a half younger than me, my sister three years. Some people think my brother and I are twins, because we're almost exactly the same height. What does any of that have to do with anything? I dunno… Well, thankies so much for the review!
MysticKittenMew: I love the Kish/Ichigo pairing too! Oh- but I think you've noticed by now. About the handcuffs and Ichigo's powers… I'm dumb and don't think ahead. But I found an excuse to why Ichigo can't get the handcuffs off with all her powers! She needs to use her hands to use her powers- both of them- and you can't do that with handcuffs. She also needs moving space to transform (at least a bit of moving space, that is). Glad you like the story! Thankies for the review!
MostUnlikelyAngel: Glad you think my story's funny/amusing! I've never practiced writing humor, so I'm not the best, which is why I didn't give this story a genre. I don't think anyone could get bored kissing Kish… Meh! You weren't supposed to hear that! Thankies for reviewing!
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Ichigo felt something sharply pull on her wrist.
Dumb handcuffs; now they've come alive and are going to eat Ryou. That's actually a pretty good idea… Ichigo mentally slapped herself when she realized her previous thoughts. Jeez, I must be tired or something. Otherwise just crazy.
When the cat girl opened her eyes, she had been expecting to see a white ceiling, or Kish's green hair. Yes, she saw green hair, but it wasn't Kish's hair…
That's when Ichigo realized who her right arm was handcuffed to. It was connected to… "Lettuce!" she exclaimed.
Ichigo was handcuffed to Lettuce, who was handcuffed to Kish, who was handcuffed to Ryou, who was handcuffed to Ichigo's other hand.
They were all handcuffed in a circle where they were facing towards the middle of it, and couldn't see around them. Yes, Ichigo wasn't standing next to Kish, but she was standing across from him, which is worse in ways. Ryou and Lettuce were also standing across from each other, obviously, but they didn't notice.
Then Ichigo noticed something else, and burst out laughing, waking Kish, Ryou and Lettuce up.
"Kitten? What's so-." Kish then burst out laughing too. Ryou saw the two girls, and managed to keep a straight face for about five seconds, but… then he started laughing also, just much more quietly.
Lettuce blushed, not knowing what was happening. When she saw Ichigo's face, she realized that the same must've happened to her…
The next thing Ichigo knew, they were in the bathroom, in front of the mirror. "How'd we get here?" she questioned. "That'd be because of me, Kitten. Just thought that you- and Lettuce- should be able to see your new faces," answered Kish.
"I can't see anything besides all three of your faces!" exclaimed Ichigo.
"Everyone just sit down. I have an idea," informed Ryou. "What if I don't want to sit down?" questioned Kish with a smirk. "Don't forget that you're handcuffed to me. I'm sure I could easily pull you down, with Leyyuce and Ichigo' help," Ryou pointed out. Kish glared at the blonde.
"Okay… this may sound odd, but it's going to take teamwork just to sit down. On the count of three, sit down. One…two…three," said Ryou emotionlessly. Everyone quickly sat down. "Now what, genius? How're we going to get up?" demanded Kish.
"I want us to be able to be facing out. I hope that's a skort and not a skirt, Ichigo," said Ryou. Ichigo gulped. "And why'd you say that?" "Because Kisshu the pervert might get to sing the London France song," whispered Lettuce, somehow knowing Ryou's plan.
"Don't call me by my first name! Call me Kish! Not Kisshu! And I'm not a perv, though I have to admit I'd be intrigued to see Kitten's underwear…" Kish confessed. "Kish, if I could smack you right now, you'd be SO dead!" exclaimed a blushing Ichigo. "And if we weren't handcuffed right now, I'd kiss you," stated Kish. Ichigo simply glared at the boy.
"Here's the plan. Ichigo has to try and turn around, and while doing so duck her head under the handcuffs. Then everyone else will try it," said Ryou. Ichigo did just that, and… "So Kitten wears pink underwear with a red ribbon!" said Kish with a grin. "GRAAA! It so sucks not being able to smack him!" the cat-girl exclaimed.
Within half an hour, everyone had finally finished. It was quite painful, but it worked. Then the group turned so Lettuce and Ichigo could see their faces.
"NYAAAAA!" screamed Ichigo. Both she and Lettuce had fake mustaches with black outlining their eyes. It was all done in permanent black marker. (Thankies ILoveKisshu!).
"Don't worry Kitten, I'll still kiss you," assured Kish. "Can't you go one day without a kiss!" demanded the cat girl. Kish gave an are-you-really-asking-me-that look. "Of course not; I need at least one kiss from my kitten every day! After all, Kitten'd be miserable if I stopped kissing her." "NOT AH! THAT'S SO NOT TRUE!" screamed Ichigo.
"Ow, my ears, you baka strawberry! If my ears are damaged, I'm docking your pay," confirmed Ryou. Ichigo simply glared at the blonde.
"I hear the rest of the house… they're in the living room," stated Kish, before teleporting them there. What they saw caused them all to burst out laughing.
Kish pulled out his camera and… Since it was in the hand that was handcuffed to Ryou's the blond genius could easily steal it, which is exactly what he did. "NOOOO!" shouted Kish and Ichigo in unison. "Our sweet blackmail!" Ryou smirked. "Not anymore."
Mint was handcuffed to Coal, who was handcuffed to Pie, who was handcuffed to Zakuro, who was handcuffed to Keiichiro, who was hand cuffed to- Noelani?.! They were in a straight line, not a circle.
All the girls had mustaches and black around their eyes. Keiichiro had red lipstick and pink eye shadow on. His hair was in two braids on the side of his head.
"Omigod, Keiichiro, did the mystery people do this to you?.!" questioned Ichigo, soon after starting to laugh again. "Actually, no. I did this to myself," the pastry chef answered truthfully. Everyone stopped what they were doing to give the man an odd look. "He's not gay, because he's started dating me. He just did this for fun," informed Noelani. Everyone gave a sigh of relief.
"Hey, where are Tart and Pudding?" questioned Mint. "Probably still sleeping," answered Keiichiro. "Awe! That'd be so kawaii!" exclaimed Noelani. "Only one way to find out," stated Zakuro. Kish and Pie understood. Within five seconds, they were all in the two trouble-makers room. What they saw caused them all to gasp.
Pudding was trying to put handcuffs on Tart's wrist, along with hers (duh), while Tart was trying to draw a fake mustache and blackness around her eyes with black permanent marker. When they realized everyone was looking they had a oh-no-we've-been-caught-we're-guilty-but-let's-try-and-pretend-to-still-be-innocent look.
"This isn't what it looks like, na no da!" Pudding exclaimed to the now glaring faces. "I think it is. I also think I'm in a mood for revenge," said Mint. "I am too," agreed Coal. The rest of the room, with the exception of Tart and Pudding, nodded in agreement. The two youngest looked like sheep that were cornered by a wolf.
Just as everyone lunged for the two, they disappeared.
"GRA! THEY'RE SO DEAD WHEN WE FIND THEM!" exclaimed Mint. "You guys are all retards," said Ryou. Evertone shot him death looks. "Mind repeating that, Ryou?" questioned Ichigo angrily. "Yeah- you guys are all retards. You should've gotten the keys for these handcuffs from them, and then attacked them," replied Ryou. Everyone's eyes widened.
They were all thinking along the lines: 'OMG, Ryou is right!' Kish was thinking, 'Great. Now I have to wait even longer to give Kitten a kiss.'
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Tart had tried to teleport to somewhere safe, and ended up at a private beach.
There was a forest of palm-trees behind them, and the ground was all sand. In front of them was even more sand, and beyond that the ocean.
"Tar-Tar, Pudding wants to play in the ocean with you, na no da!" whined Pudding. Tart thought for a second. "Mm… okay," he replied. Pudding grinned before shouting, "I'll race you to the ocean, na no da!" They both took off, tripping every other step on either rocks or sand. They got to the ocean at about the same time.
"Pudding won!" exclaimed Pudding. "No way; I so beat you!" argued Tart. "Whatever you, say, Tar-Tar, but… Tag, you're it, na no da!" exclaimed Pudding, tagging Tart before running, steps slowed a bit by the water.
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"Well, we're leaving at 1 o'clock, so we have a bit of time to find them," stated Coal. "You guys should start looking for the key first," said Mint.
After half an hour of searching, Ichigo, who had been searching under the pillows, exclaimed, "I found it!" The group she was handcuffed to all jumped, causing them all to fall, and Ichigo to lose her grip on the key.
"Jeez, Ichigo, you didn't have to knock your group down," said Mint, before picking up the key. Since she's on the end, she has a free hand.
"I can't get it open!" she exclaimed, twisting the key to the left. "Righty tighty lefty loosy," reminded Lettuce. Mint blushed realizing her mistake before turning the key to the right. With a snap the handcuffs had come off her hand. When she got Keiichiro free of handcuffs, she said, "You open the rest. I need to go drink some tea," before walking out of the room, probably to the kitchen where the tea is obviously kept.
In fifteen minutes, everyone was free. Kish gave Ichigo a mischievous grin before teleporting in front of her and giving her a quick peck on the lips. "Kish!" she exclaimed, pushing him away. "Kitten, you can be so mean! You still push me away when we're going out!" Kish pouted. Ichigo rolled her eyes before kissing him.
"It's 12 o'clock. That means it is lunch time," informed Coal (T.G: don't ask how that much time passed. I have no clue).
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"Tar-Tar, Pudding's hungry, na no da!" exclaimed Pudding. They had been swimming for a while, but now Pudding was trying to bury Tart in the sand. "GAA!" Tart screamed, as a red creature pinched his nose. Pudding laughed as she picked the creature up. "It's only a crab, Tar-Tar!" Tart glared at the creature, before teleporting above the sand pile. He grabbed it out of Pudding's hand and threw it at the ocean. "I hope you die, you demon!" he shouted after the crab (which didn't die. It just landed on some sand and started looking for a new victim). You could hear a high pitch squeal as it landed.
Pudding's eyes grew wide. "Tar-Tar, you made it cry, na no da!" Tears started to fill up in the monkey-girl's eyes (meanwhile, the crab was secretly cackling behind a nearby rock, glad its plan had succeeded).
"Uh… What about we go back to get some lunch?" questioned Tart, forgetting that everyone wanted to kill Pudding and him. Pudding instantly grinned before glomping Tart. "Okies, Tar-Tar; Pudding's hungry, na no da!"
Within a few short seconds, they were in the kitchen of the cabin, surrounded by- three blue-haired teenage boys that had Mohawks?
(the following paragraph isn't important)
They all had nose, lip, and an eye ring(s), along with one earring. They had tattoos everywhere, counting on their faces'. The oddest part was that each of these tough looking boys- was wearing a sparkly black dress with black high heels! There were long, black wigs on the side. It looked like they were trying to put make-up on.
Finally one of the teens noticed Tart and Pudding, who had just been standing there, shocked by what they just saw.
"Randy, two peeps are spying on us!" exclaimed one of the three boys. "Paper, you're right!" said Randy. "Book, Randy, what are we gonna do?" questioned Paper. "Do NOT tell anyone what you guys saw!" ordered Book. Tart and Pudding nodded in unison, before Pudding jumped out of Tart's arms and ran up to the one named Paper. "Pudding, wait!" called Tart, attempting to grab her arm and pull her back, but missing her by an inch.
"Pudding wants to play dress-up too, na no da!" she exclaimed, before glomping Paper. "Uh… Sure… don't tell anyone what you saw! You spyers can leave now," said Book. Tart ran up to Pudding, glomped her, and then teleported again, leaving three very confused cross-dressers. (Kish is not a cross dresser, by the way. That's just the style the boys wear on his planet! That's why all three aliens wear outfits where their belly can show. It's just a style.)
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Keiichiro was making some pancakes, eggs, and turkey bacon for lunch (T.G: Those are my fav! And yes, he was making them for lunch), and the room was very silent. That's why when a pop was heard, it sounded ten times louder, causing everyone to jump at least a foot in the air. That's when they saw Tart and Pudding, standing in the middle of the kitchen.
Their looks of hunger for food turned into one's for revenge.
"Pudding no wanna be killed, na no DAAA!" cried Pudding, bursting into tears. Their gazes melted once again, this time into forgiving ones. (Well, Mint hadn't been helping in the first place. She had been sitting at the side drinking tea…)
Lettuce gave Pudding a hug. "Don't worry Pudding. We won't kill you. Why don't you and Tart take a seat at the table?" asked Lettuce, abnormally brave. Then again, this was her friend she was talking to. Pudding grinned and nodded, before pulling Tart to the table, seating him in the chair next to hers.
After they were done eating lunch, Zakuro said, "You should all start packing."
Half an hour later, they were all ready. "We should make our way to the place the airplane will come to," stated Mint. Everyone nodded before walking to where the last plane had dropped them off.
"Pudding bored, na no da…" stated Pudding, as she sat down in the sand. She quickly jumped onto her feet and poked Tart. "Tag, you're it Tar-Tar!" she exclaimed before running in a random direction, soon followed by Tart.
Kish pulled Ichigo to the ground and set her on his lap, wrapping his arms around her waist. "Kish! What're you doing!" she demanded. "Hugging my favorite Kitten, of course!" he replied cheerfully. "You must be so happy that I love you now…" she mumbled. Kish grinned at this. "I'm happier than you can imagine."
"So what happened to Masaya?" questioned Ichigo. Kish glared at hearing the name. "Oh yeah… stick boy. What happened to him?" questioned Kish. Mint smirked. "When the girls found out he was cheating on people, they kicked him to death and then left his body in the river. Quite a while later, Lettuce and I also took care of him. Now he's dead." Kish's grin was restored at hearing that, and Ichigo's mouth dropped.
"He's dead! As in no longer alive?" asked Ichigo. "Yes, Ichigo. You're so slow," replied Mint. "So Ryou's now with Lettuce, and Masaya's dead. That means that there'll be no one to steal Kitten from me…" Kish mumbled, but since Ichigo wasn't even two inches away from him, she heard. "Stop being so… jealous, Kish," said Ichigo. "How can I be jealous if you're sitting in my lap, not someone else's?" questioned Kish.
Before Ichigo could answer, the plane arrived. "Tart, Pudding, time to go!" called Ichigo, as Kish helped her up. The two munchkins (Tart: I'm not a munchkin!) ran back to the group.
The plane had only three other people other than them.
Keiichiro was last in line, but out of no where came Noelani. "Noelani, I thought you left an hour ago," said the pastry chef. "This is a small island, and I want to see more of the world. That is why I'm coming with you," Noelani insisted.
"Ryou!" called Keiichiro. "Yeah?" replied the blonde. "Noelani is coming with us." "I guess. No other people are allowed to tag along. Only her. Pilot, I'd like to pay for one more person," said Ryou, pulling 150 dollars out of his pocket (I have no clue how much it costs. It was a private first class plane, so it's really expensive).
Then they all got into their seats. The rows were, from the window to the next window (A means aisle): PTZP A LRIK.
Next row: NKMC A ?.?.?.?
Pudding and Tart were playing thumb wars, Pie and Zakuro were talking about how humans can be so uncaring and ungrateful, and Mint and Coal were talking about how sitting on the ground had once killed someone. This time, Kish didn't have as much luck with Ichigo.
"Kitten, why don't you want a kiss?" the green-haired teen questioned with puppy dog eyes. "Because I feel like taking a nap!" she exclaimed, angered that he wouldn't stop asking that. "Kitten, why didn't you say so? If you want your beauty rest, I'll be glad to let you have it. You look so pretty already, I don't see why you need it though," said Kish, before pulling her as close as he could to her with the seatbelts on.
"Kish, what are you doing!" she demanded. "Giving you something- well, someone- to lay your head on," said Kish. Ichigo thought for a second before slowly nodding. "Well, you are beyond cute, so I guess," replied Ichigo, before resting her head on his shoulder, soon falling asleep. Not even five minutes later, Kish also fell asleep, keeping Ichigo in a tight embrace even then.
Meanwhile, Keiichiro was deciding on whether or not whether to tell Noelani about the mew mews, when Masha flew in front of his face, interrupting him from his thoughts.
"Masha has message from Ryou, Masha has message from Ryou!" said the puff ball. "Yes, Masha?" questioned Keiichiro, not having the need to punch the creatures face out like a certain authoress does (T.G: It repeats things way too much. Don't get me wrong, I still think it's adorable). "Ryou says you're allowed to tell, Ryou says you're allowed to tell!" informed Masha, before flying back over to Ryou, who had decided to take care of it on the airplane (T.G: that was after Ichigo tried to beat the robot into rubble. I don't think I showed you guys that part…).
"Noelani, there's something very important I should tell you," stated Keiichiro. Noelani looked at him, tucking some black hair behind her ear. "Do you know about Tokyo Mew Mew?" he questioned. "Yes- they're that crime-fighting team from Tokyo, Japan, right?" questioned Noelani. "Yes. You promise you won't tell anyone or freak out?" Noelani nodded. "Yes, I promise to both."
"Well, then I can tell you. Ichigo, Mint, Lettuce, Pudding, and Zakuro are all mew mews. Kish, Pie, and Tart are the aliens that used to be attacking Earth. As you can tell, we've more than befriended them… And Ryou is the leader of café mew mew, and also the owner of café mew mew. I am Ryou's assistant and the chef," informed Keiichiro. Noelani's emerald eyes widened. "Wow; that's so awesome! Kish and Ichigo are such a good couple, Tart and Pudding are adorable together, and Pie and Zakuro have a lot in common. That's why it's so awesome you befriended the aliens. I already promised I wouldn't tell anyone, and I promise again," said Noelani, eyes full of sincerity.
Meanwhile (again), Tart and Pudding had gotten tired of thumb war and were fighting over whether candy drops or lollypops are better.
"Lollypops have a stick so you can savor the flavor, and can also put the wrapper back on and save it for later, na no da!" said Pudding. "With candy drops you enjoy all of the flavor at once, which makes it taste better; you don't have to worry about holding the stick or throwing away the wrapper when you're done, either!" remarked Tart. "You have a good point, Tar-Tar, which is why I decided that white chocolate is better than milk chocolate, na no da!" decided Pudding. "What! No way! Milk chocolate is so much better!"
Next to them, Pie and Zakuro were having a deep discussion. "Humans are so blind to reality," remarked Zakuro. "I agree. They don't even notice what's right in front of their face," said Pie. "I can't blame you for trying to take over Earth. Humans can be so cruel and evil. There are still quite a few good humans, though, so it all evens out in the end," replied Zakuro.
"Yes. There are indeed quite a few good humans. That's why I don't feel bad about losing to you people and creating a truth with mere humans. Though Mew Mews are more than mere humans, they're not naturally that way." "Ryou didn't even give us a choice to be a mew mew. I was so mad at him," said Zakuro. "At least we got to meet each other," Pie pointed out. "That is one thing in my life I don't regret," informed Zakuro. Then they started talking about how hard it can be to work with people who just don't understand and let their feelings get in the way.
Lettuce was wondering whether she should interrupt Ryou from his book, when she felt a pressure on her lips. That's when she realized Ryou was kissing her and kissed him back. When they broke off the kiss, Ryou said, "Since I just finished my book, there doesn't seem like there's much to do, so why don't you tell me some of your hobbies and things you like?"
Lettuce, face flushed from the kiss, started, "What do I like? Well… I like making dolls, taking walks in the morning and listening to the birds chirp their unique morning songs, helping others," she kept naming things for quite a while, before asking Ryou, "Is there anything you like to do?" "Yeah. Tease Ichigo, surf, sleep in, stay up late on my computer reading fanfiction- wait a sec, I brought my laptop… Why don't I get it out?" Lettuce nodded.
Then Ryou pulled his laptop out of his backpack, turned it on, and went to fanfiction. "I've never searched the anime/manga section," he informed. That's when he found something that he had never expected. In the anime section he saw that one of the sections said Tokyo Mew Mew…
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TokyoGal: So how'd you like this chappie? Oh, and I need some help. Should I make it so he finds this story on fanfiction, or pretend that this story isn't in fanfiction?
Dark: Why the heck did you add that! What was the point!
TokyoGal: So I could continue the story, of course! Now, for you wonderful reviewers, could you please tell me if I should continue with what I just did about fanfiction, or delete that part from the story? Hey- I have school in less than a week! OMG!
Kish: Review and help the authoress make these decisions!