Special People
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Part 3: Queen of the Plushie Kingdom and Sir. I refer to self in 3rd Person
'Special' people are attracted to other, sometimes, 'even more special-er people'. It's an unwritten rule or something, I guess. Well, before I go on rambling like one of those 'special' people, I shall tell you what I am here to say. Also, as a gester of thanks for listening, to you I give a cookie.
Today, I wish to discuss two of her lady summoner's other guardians. First I shall tell you of the last of her lady summoner's female guardians, who I have named the Queen of the Plushie Kingdom. For beginners, let's start with her name, both her given name and my name for her. My name for her is spawned out of her obsession of stuffed moogles, cactars, and the like. Her celestial weapon: the Onion Knight. If that does not have "I HAVE ISSUES" written all over it, I do not know what does. As for her given name, I believe it to be "Lulu" (like that doesn't say something about her) and her area of expertise is black magic. Yes, my sentiments exactly. I suppose the only thing I can say regarding this would be, 'Don't piss her off.'—thought that would be hard, considering her cold personality and intolerance of annoyances.
Moving on, let's examine her physical appearance. She is obviously into gothic style clothing and bondage—just look at that skirt she so enjoys wearing. Next is her expansive cleavage which is hardly covered up. Here is my explanation as to why: to distract fiends and male enemies! She practically flashes the group whenever she moves.
Next we shall examine her lady summoner's Ronso guardian. He is rather small for a Ronso, has a broken horn, and dresses funny even for a Ronso. This creature's name is Kimahri. We all know this to be truth due to the fact that this Ronso often speaks in the third person such as, "Kimahri believes Yuna more strong than Kimahri."—that is when he decides to speak. For heaven's sake, we know your name damnit! For the good of all parties involved, I have decided to name this being Sir I refer to self in the third person, or as he would probably say it, "Kimahri call Kimahri Kimahri.".
As for her other guardian, you shall have to wait until another day. There are so many things to say and so little time. Well, that's not true, I have all the time in the universe. Join me again and I shall continue my tales of other 'special people'. Farewell for now.
A/N: Sorry for the long wait and shortness of the chapter but I wanted this to be some what decent. Oh yeah, apologies to a Mrs. Tara Strong (voice actress for Rikku). I don't hate you or anything but it's just that sometimes (I don't know if it was because of the lines or something) but she was just plain annoying. I have nothing against you personally or anything, k? Also, thanks for all the great reviews and ideas, I couldn't have done this with out you. Shout out to Anasazi Darkmoon!