Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

Hello all!

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Oh, yes, I'm very sorry for not updating anything. Anyone who is following my other stories is going to be cursing me to hell right now. My computer at home died! We gave it a proper funeral. But I am doing this from summer school (Don't make fun! It's for algebra!), so I have to be extra careful not to get caught. Not doing your work is sort of frowned upon by teachers.

So, on to Naruto. I don't know where this idea came from. It sort of fell from the sky and hit me on the head.

Now let's see who can last the longest locked in a closet!

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Day 1

Naruto pounded on the door angrily, yanking on the knob with all his might. Sasuke stood against the wall, trying to look uncaring and be separated at the same time, which was hard because, well, they were locked in a closet.

A rather small closet.

Yes, this was Tsunade's idea of fun. How she managed to get all four of them, including Kakashi, into the closet, no one knows, but the point is they were in there now. And it was dark.

Naruto, who had given up waging war on the door, started to whine.

"It's dark in here…"

"Shut up."

"Ooh, quick! Somebody do a light jutsu!"

"There's no such thing as a light jutsu, you idiot."

"There is so! Tell him, Kakashi-sensei!"

Kakashi sighed. Being around the kids was bad enough, but now he was trapped in a confined space with them.

Tsunade would pay.

"Kakashi-sensei!"

"No, Naruto, there is no such thing as a light jutsu."

"WHAAAT?"

"Will you please be quiet?" Sakura's chirpy voice said. "So I can figure a way out of here?"

"What makes you think you can get us out?" Sasuke interjected.

Sakura bit back her rude retort. This was Sasuke-kun, after all.

Suddenly, dim light washed over them. They all looked up at the dangling string Kakashi's hand held fast to. A small light bulb hung from the ceiling, but the light was faint. Kakashi's face scrunched. They guess that meant he was smiling.

"Good job, Kakashi-sensei!"

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"How long do you think they will last?"

Iruka had rounded on Tsunade, but he thought the entire thing somewhat comical himself.

"I don't know. But we'll find out."

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Sasuke was already annoyed. He didn't care that he was locked in a closet. He cared that he was locked in a closet with Naruto. The little demon was already starting to tell jokes that no one wanted to hear. Sakura had taken off her headband and was polishing it on the corner of her dress thing. Kakashi was absentmindedly pulling on a strand of his silver hair, and Sasuke was busy blocking out Naruto's drone.

"So what did the clone jutsu say to the shadow clone jutsu?"

He paused, apparently expecting three different enthusiastic answers. Sakura huffed on her headband, Kakashi wound his finger around his bangs, and Sasuke began to picture the many different ways he could cause Naruto bodily harm.

"It said… Quit following me around!"

He broke into peals of laughter, looking around. All that was different was that Sasuke's eye was twitching.

And that was never good.

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So that was chapter 1. Or day 1.

Whatever.

Yes, I know the joke was beyond stupid. I thought of it in like two seconds.

So I'll be back (or at least I'll try) to add anther chapter. It's only gonna get crazier from here on out, and don't expect Kakashi to keep a level head through all this.

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