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Day 2

Things were not going so well.

Sakura was begging for something to drink, her mouth having gone dry when she hadn't stopped huffing on her headband. She had been awake all night doing that.

Sasuke and Kakashi, on the other hand, had gotten a good night's sleep. Kakashi was already beginning to shirk on his responsibilities of watching out for the kids. He knew that Sasuke, like himself would be fine. He was somewhat concerned about Sakura, and he was way past caring about what happened to Naruto.

Our little Uzumaki-chan had come up with at least 97 more stupid jutsu jokes, which he of course felt the need to announce out loud. He had gotten some sleep, for he had tried at various intervals to wrench the headband out of Sakura's hands, with no results.

So now he sat dejectedly in a corner, watching Sakura drain the bottle of water Kakashi had found. Sasuke sat in another corner, trying to sharpen a piece of wood from the floorboard on the doorframe. He planned to thrust it into Naruto whenever he had the chance.

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"You locked them in a closet?"

Tsunade gulped. Now the Hokage knew.

"Kakashi is our best jounin, and you locked him in a closet?"

She nodded feebly.

"With Naruto?"

"Yes."

"Let Kami be with him, then."

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Naruto's head drooped, and shot back up. Each time he did this, Sasuke tensed, his fist clenching tightly around his makeshift wooden shuriken. He didn't really want to kill him, just injure him rather badly.

Yes, Sasuke Uchiha was evil.

As Naruto's head drooped again, Sasuke was not the only one who noticed. Kakashi snatched the bone-dry water bottle from Sakura and smacked it down on the blonde's head. His head snapped up faster than usual, and Kakashi looked indignant.

"If we can't sleep, you aren't, so wake up!"

"You slept more than I did!"

"Well that's because I wasn't telling stupid jokes!"

"My jokes are not stupid! You're just jealous!"

Sasuke sighed. Now Kakashi had lost it.

Sakura looked helplessly at the bickering pair, then at her headband, which gleamed brighter than the flickering light bulb.

"Why would I be jealous?"

"Well-"

And them a smirk widened Naruto's features.

"You know, I could just do my shadow clone jutsu, and then-"

Kakashi shut up that very instant. And Sasuke shoved his weapon through the crack in the door.

They were going to be in here a long time.

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Next chapter will be funnier, I promise.

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