Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine.
First off, to Reject from the Back of the Bus, this chapter will explain the curious title.
And so, thank you to all my reviewers! There are too many for my lazy fingers to type, so I just huggle you all in my mind!
Now enjoy the craziness, and this will be the last you see of Kakashi's sanity.
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Day 3Sasuke was perched on his fingers, trying to keep them from inflicting harm to Naruto, whose snores filled the closet space.
It seemed that no matter what he did, he annoyed everyone around him. Even when he wasn't conscious.
Kakashi stared in disgust at his apprentices. Sasuke, it appeared, was trying to touch his butt, Sakura was licking her headband, and Naruto was snoring.
So… damn… loud.
Maybe… if he killed them all… Tsunade would let him out… yeah, that might work.
Kakashi shook his head. That was his inner devil speaking.
But since he was not the only one who had an issue with Naruto at the moment, he picked up the handy water bottle once more and cracked it over the boy's head.
"What? Oh, yeah-yeah, just fell-fell asleep for a minute… yeah."
Naruto sat up straight, trying to look alert. Sasuke sighed, sliding his hands back out from under himself, and clenched them into fists. Naruto sidled to the back of the closet, where a few coats and jackets had gone unnoticed. Sakura set her headband down, her eyes keen again as she watched Naruto rummaging through the mass of hanging clothes. His breath made a sharp noise as he felt at a small gray overcoat.
"There's candy in the pockets…" he said incredulously to himself.
He then realized with horror that he had said it a bit too loud.
The other three sprang onto him like a pack of starving animals. Sasuke retreated into a corner, a root beer flavored Dum Dum pop clutched tightly in his hand. Kakashi made off with a large Tootsie Roll, and Sakura blindly snatched a melted Reese cup.
And poor Naruto was left holding a green and white peppermint.
He shoved it deep into the pockets of his own orange jumpsuit, and turned to root through the jacket again, but to no avail. He sighed, and slumped against the back wall, the coats obscuring him slightly from view. He took this as an opportunity to be immature and make faces at Sasuke.
It took Naruto a while to notice the sucker stick in his hair.
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Tsunade placed a chair noiselessly in front of the closet door. She wanted to see just how well her "game" was going.
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Naruto pulled angrily at the white stick in his hair. With a final tug, he launched it at Sasuke That jerk had thrown it at him when he was making faces. He was pleased to see that the stick smacked Sasuke on the nose, and slid into his lap. Sasuke twitched it lazily at Sakura.
The pink-haired kunoichi lost it completely and flung the stick back at Sasuke with all her might. Naruto watched, amazed. The stick poked Sasuke in the eye, and he slumped over. Sakura huffed indignantly and sat back against the wall, her arms folded.
Poor Sasuke-san.
Kakashi stared blankly at Sakura and her victorious expression. He wasn't paying attention. They were just there. He pulled his knees up to his chest, and wrapping his arms around them, he began to rock back and forth, humming "Over the Rainbow".
Yes, Kakashi had lost it.
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Poor Kakashi is going insane.
Shakes head sadly
Oh, well.
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