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mcrrocker 2005: Thanx a lot, yes Sakura deserves to suffer unimaginable pain… I'm trying to improve on my writing and the humor along with it, so… yeah

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A Bloodbath of Fun

"Hmmmm…" thought Hayate. "Well, that was a complete waste of my time."

"What is he planning?" thought Dosu.

"Man, what a faggot!" exclaimed Zaku. (They are thinking about Sasuke's performance)

"Alright! The second match will be between… Abumi Zaku and Yamanaka Ino!" said Hayate.

"Finally." muttered Zaku.

Ino froze. "Shit! This is the guy who killed Sakura!" thought Ino. "There's no way that I could beat him… but I have to try. I'll avenge you Sakura!"

"Heh, this will be entertaining." thought Dosu.

"Alright… uh get down here and shit. Uh… fuck, shit… shit fucking mother fucking son of a fucking shit fucker bitch shit!" exclaimed Hayate.

"What'd you call me?" said Sasuke.

"I wasn't talking to you, you fuck!" stated Hayate.

"Yeah, that's what I thought." said Sasuke. "Don't make me come over there!"

"What? Fuck you, you fucking shit fucker!" shouted Hayate. "What the fuck are you gonna do? That stupid move where you make a fire that doesn't do shit? Yeah, fuck you!"

"What'd you call me?" said Sasuke.

"Arrrrrghhh! You… you fucking… you fucking piece of… FUCK!" exclaimed Hayate. "Well anyway, let's get the second match started!"

Zaku and Ino stood across from each other. Zaku smirked while Ino looked determined not to vomit her guts out.

"You may begin!" exclaimed Hayate.

Ino ran toward Zaku.

"Eager to die, are we?" laughed Zaku.

Ino lunged at Zaku with her fist. Zaku caught it easily with his palm. He got close to her face and laughed.

"What the fuck was that, bitch?" smirked Zaku.

Ino tried to kick him, but Zaku grabbed her foot with his other hand. Zaku shoved her back. Ino fell on her ass.

Zaku laughed. "Is that the best you could do?"

Ino gritted her teeth. "Damn, at this rate I won't be able to avenge Sakura!" thought Ino, astonished by her amazing discovery.

"Heh! The fun starts now!" exclaimed Zaku, stretching out his arms.

He aimed them at Ino. "Zankuha Cannon!"

Ino flew into a wall by the force of the blast. Ino screamed. Her spine shattered and the cartilage ripped. Blood flew out of her mouth as she cried in pain. She was lying on the floor coughing up blood, thinking about what the fuck she was doing.

"What the fuck am I doing?" thought Ino. "Sakura? Fuck Sakura!"

Asuma walked over to Hayate.

"Um… aren't you going to stop the uh… match or something?" asked Asuma. "I mean it's pretty obvious that Ino lost."

"Nah, I want to see how this plays out." replied Hayate.

"Finished already?" smirked Zaku. "Well I guess it's time to wrap this up, it was fun… while it lasted."

Ino groaned in defeat. "This can't be how it ends… Sakura, I'm sorry… I tried…" (Wow)

Zaku walked over to Ino's crippled body. He knelt down near her face. He placed his palm a couple inches away from her cheek.

"Goodbye bitch!" sneered Zaku. "Zankuha Magnum!"

The flesh on her face flew off upon impact of the powerful shot of highly concentrated air pressure. Her skin landed several feet away.

Ino screamed in agony as blood sprayed out of her now exposed face.

"Shut the fuck up!" shouted Zaku.

He started stomping on her face brutally until it was nothing but a bloody pulp. He then kicked her head off. It flew into the air until it hit the wall and slowly slid down.

Zaku laughed as he took out a match. He lit it and threw it on the fresh corpse. It went up in flames. He started laughing insanely as he pissed all over her burning body.

"Wow! I never saw that coming." stated Hayate sarcastically. "Winner Abumi Zaku!"

"Oh my fucking god!" shouted Asuma. "Now my whole fucking team is disqualified! Fuck! Oh well, I guess I'll just smoke twice as much now to suppress the pain."

"Yeah… you do that." said Hayate.

"What? Ino died? I-Ino died? S-She died! She died!" gasped Shikamaru. "SHE FUCKING DIED! YES! I'M FINALLY FREE! I'M FUCKING FREE!"

"Damn! I was gonna rape that bitch like there was no tomorrow! Heh! Heh! Know what I mean?" exclaimed Chouji. "Uh, I mean, damn do I love food!"

"YES! WE'RE FUCKING FREE! FREE!" chanted Sasuke and Shikamaru doing their happy little dance.

Gaara smiled widely with glee. Temari and Kankuro watched him cautiously with fear.

"Heh, seems like Zaku has enjoyed himself." muttered Dosu.

"Alright everyone, settle down." said Hayate. "I SAID SETTLE THE FUCK DOWN! AHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Hayate continued screaming like a madman until he noticed that everyone was quiet and were all staring at him.

"I fucking hate you all!" he muttered. "Alright, we will start the third match now. The third match will be between Aburame Shino and Kin Tsuchi."

"Kick her ass man." said Kiba. "KICK HER ASS!"

"Who said you could talk bitch?" exclaimed Shino.

"Sorry master." muttered Kiba.

Shino and Kin walked down to the arena thingy.

"Alright, you can begin." said Hayate. "DO IT!"

They faced each other.

"Um… you should uh give up now and shit." stated Shino.

"No way man! I can't do that cuz you know… I'm like cool and shit… you know? YOU KNOW?" exclaimed Kin in her really annoying fucked up voice.

"No, I don't know! Shut the FUCK up!" replied Shino.

"Umm… OK!" said Kin.

An awkward silence passed.

"What'd you call me?" exclaimed Sasuke.

"Alright it's time to start this!" said Kin. "Get ready for my bells of DOOM!"

"Bells?... Bells?" said Shino. "A-HA HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Bells! Who the fuck uses bells? A-HA! HA! HA! Bells! What a fucking loser!"

"S-Shut up alright? J-Just shut up!" cried Kin.

"Phsssst! Heh! Heh! Heh! Bells… that is stupid." laughed Zaku.

"Bells? What a faggot! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! You loser!" exclaimed Hayate.

"J-Just shut up! JUST SHUT UP ALRIGHT?" cried Kin, only to be answered with more laughs.

"Ugh!" grunted Kin as she threw needles with bells at Shino. (The Horror! THE HORROR!)

Shino knocked them away with ease.

"Wow." he stated. "Wow."

"OH MY GOD! It's impossible that he actually withstood the almighty power of my mighty bells!" gasped Kin. "He is truly a god! A GOD!"

"You bore me." sighed Shino. "I guess I'll end it now."

Thousands of Kikai bugs flew out of Shino's sleeves. Kin screamed. They covered her and began devouring her completely. Soon all that was left was her bones and her bells. (Her bells? Her bells! OH GOD! They are immortal! IMMORTAL! GAHHHH! DON'T LOOK AT ME! DON'T LOOK AT ME!)

"Winner Aburame Shino!" stated Hayate.

"Yay." said Shino.

"I knew you'd win Shino! I was there with you the whole time! Numbah One! Numbah One!" shouted Kiba.

"Kiba… shut the FUCK up!" said Shino.

"Alright… CHAMP!" replied Kiba.

A couple of bugs flew to Kiba.

Kiba screamed like a bitch. "Alright! Alright! I'll stop already! GAWD!"

"That's what I thought… BITCH." said Shino.

"Hmmmmm… eaten by bugs, that's gotta suck!" exclaimed Zaku.

"Well… that's one less thing to worry about." thought Dosu.

"These last two matches have been a fun-filled gorefest." thought Hayate. "I can only hope the rest will be as entertaining."

"EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP! I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK!"

Silence

"Oh that's right… I need to take a shit."

Author Notes

This is the end of the third chapter.

I want at least five reviews before I continue with the next chapter because this is very time- consuming and I want to be under the delusion of doing something productive.

So until then PLEASE READ AND REVIEW and while you're at it… go fuck shit up.

- Gaara the hated A.K.A "The Holy One"