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EscaChick: Thanx! Yeah, Shino is awesome, one of my favorite characters. About the Shino and Kiba thing…no. Fuck no! I didn't mean for it to come out like that…at all.

allismine: Thanx a lot! I don't really like Ino, but she is tolerable and so much better than Sakura. If it wasn't for her, Sakura probably wouldn't even be a ninja. And she shows her gratitude by breaking her friendship with Ino for a crush, what a bitch! Sure, I'll check out your fics when I get the time. Already read one, the XBOX Adventure one, it's good!

mcrrocker 2005: Thanx a lot! Glad you enjoyed it. The thing with Shino was just a joke, not really to be taken seriously. Well, hope you enjoy the update.

ANBUKaida: Fuck yeah, I do! Thanx! Yep, Sakura's death was fun. Many people are going to die! Yeah, Dosu and Zaku are underappreciated. This is my tribute to two awesome characters.

Tarnee: What the fuck is your problem? Where have you seen me mention once, that I didn't like Naruto? He's on my favorite characters' list. And Gaara kicks ass!

Demonrazor: Hooray for perverted Hayate!

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Humiliation

After Hayate finished taking a shit using his amazing ninja skills to finish within two seconds undetected, he continued with the matches.

"Ok, after that amazing display of power in the last match, let's go on to the next one." Said Hayate, feeling refreshed.

"You got that right!" shouted Kiba. "WHOOOHOOOOO!"

Hayate glared at him. "Bitch boy…shut up!"

"Hey!" yelled Kiba. "I'm nobodies bitch, nobodies!"

Shino nodded in agreement. He didn't swing that way, ever.

"Well, if you don't shut the fuck up, I'll make you one soon!" threatened Hayate.

Kiba gulped nervously and nodded. He would keep his mouth shut.

"Good!" smiled Hayate. "The fourth match is Kankurou vs. Yoroi! Any problems?"

Both contestants shook their heads as they walked down to the stage.

"Ok." Said Hayate "You may begin!"

Yoroi glared at Kankurou.

"You should just give up now, you have no chance against me!"

"Heh, we shinobi of the sand are different than Konoha's pathetic excuse for ninjas." Replied Kankurou.

"Well, let's see you back those words up!" shouted Yoroi, as he ran towards Kankurou.

Kankurou smirked and stood his ground.

Yoroi grabbed Kankurou and had him in a hold.

Yoroi laughed. "It's over! After I absorb all your chakra, you're as good as dead!"

"You'd think that, wouldn't you?" smirked Kankurou, as his face cracked and fell apart.

"What!" exclaimed Yoroi, in surprise.

Kankurou's now revealed puppet wrapped its arms around Yoroi in an unbreakable hold.

"Now, it's over!" exclaimed Kankurou, as he ripped the bandages off of him.

Karasu's mouth opened to reveal a very sharp blade.

"NO! WAIT!" screamed Yoroi.

"It's too late!" said Kankurou.

Yoroi screamed as the sharp blade went through his head, killing him.

"Winner, Kankurou!" said Hayate.

"Don't mess with the sand or you'll mess with the best…and uh end up like the rest." Said Kankurou, as he walked back up to his team.

Everyone groaned at the lameness of his statement.

Gaara slapped his forehead in embarrassment. "I should have known he'd say something so humiliating." He thought. "Fucking Kankurou."

Kakashi chuckled. "That was almost as bad as the things Gai babbles about."

"Gasp! Kakashi, my greatest rival! How could you say such a thing?" exclaimed Gai, with great enthusiasm, as he slapped his hands to his face in a shocked manner.

"I was just kidding Gai." Stated Kakashi. "It was nowhere near as bad as your incoherent sayings."

"Damn straight, Kakashi!" exclaimed Gai. "Damn that Kakashi and his cool attitude! He is truly worthy to be my eternal rival." He thought while giving the nice guy pose.

"…um yeah." Replied Kakashi, nervously to his rival.

As Kankurou approached his team, Gaara grabbed his shirt and pulled the puppet master toward him.

"G-Gaara, w-what are you…" started Kankurou, fearfully.

"If you ever say something as embarrassing as that in my presence again, I will impale that puppet of yours up your ass so hard, you'll be shitting splinters! Got it?" growled Gaara.

"Y-Yeah! O-Of course!" whimpered Kankurou.

Gaara let go of his grip.

"Well, I thought it was clever." muttered Kankurou.

Temari laughed at Kankurou's expense.

Hayate cleared his throat. "Ahem! We'll continue now. The fifth match is Tenten vs. Temari!"

"Finally!" exclaimed Temari. "I was getting tired of waiting around."

Tenten looked determined as she started walking to the stage.

"GO TENTEN! DO YOUR BEST!" shouted Lee, giving her the thumbs up.

"Thanks Lee!" replied Tenten.

As they both reached the stage, Hayate cleared his throat.

"Begin!"

They looked at each other, while taking their weapons out.

Tenten couldn't believe it. Temari had reflected her ultimate technique as if it was nothing. Tenten flew through the air due to Temari's final attack. She knew she wasn't going to survive this match, she was too wounded to defend herself, plus the psychotic Hayate who'd let anything go, didn't help. (Heh heh, that Hayate) As she was about to land, Temari brought her massive fan in front of her and pushed a concealed button. A large spike came out from the top of the now closed fan. As Tenten landed, the spike went through her stomach and blood flew freely. She screamed in pain as she coughed up blood. She realized that she would never be able to accomplish her dream now, whatever the fuck it was. It was just as well, I mean she didn't even have a last name.

"Winner, Temari!"

Lee was outraged that his teammate was treated as a rag doll and then killed. He was about to seek justice when Gai stopped him.

"Stop Lee! The best thing you could do for her now is to do your best and win for Tenten…or whatever her name was!" exclaimed Gai as he did the nice guy pose.

"You're right Gai-sensei! I'll do my best for Tenten!" exclaimed Lee, returning the now overused pose.

"LEE!"

"GAI-SENSEI!"

"LEE!"

"GAI-SENSEI!"

"LEE!"

"GAI-SENSEI!"

This continued for about twenty minutes.

Neji slapped his forehead in frustration.

"God! Did they have to do this every time?" thought Neji, as he slapped some sense into Lee.

Hayate looked around the room.

"Hmmm, only Naruto, Lee, Neji, Hinata, Kiba, Dosu, Gaara, and Misumi left." Observed Hayate. "Good, the sooner this is over, the better…OH GOD! I LEFT MY OVEN ON!"

Author Notes

This is the end of the fourth chapter.

Sorry for the shortness, but I promise the next one will be better.

Minimum of eight reviews before I update with the next chapter.

New fic up, The Sick and Twisted World of Naruto. Check it out and leave a review! Won't update it if I only have one review. I need to know that people bother to read them and your opinions.

I'm planning to put up a new fic soon, probably around the time the next chapter is up for this fic. Be sure to look for it!

Until then PLEASE READ AND REVIEW or Hayate will shove his samurai sword up your ass!

- Gaara the hated