Hiya all yall people i'm back with more crap! And news my grandma died schools out I have an ipod nano and the all new chapter 5 of …

Buttons, Tape, and an All

Powerful Spork

Disclaimer: oh how I wish I owned Naruto but science, stuck up scientists who don't believe that the Naruto world could be another realm in the infinite universe, and the fact I have stalked and captured naruto's creator, Masashi Kishimoto, damn all these that won't let me own Naruto

TO THE HOKAGES!

"Ok who the heck are you two and you

with the leaf headband I know you aren't

a shinobi of this village where did you

get that headband?" asked the hokage

Tsunade "I got it at hot topic and..."said

buttons but was rudely interrupted (like

always from everybody) by the confused

hokage "wait what's hot topic?" Megan

freaked and said "what the heck don't

say that in front of buttons she'll …"

"AAAAHHHH MY EARS THEY

BURN LIKE WHEN I LISTEN TO

THE I'M THE MAP SONG ON

DORA THE EXPLORER WHICH IS

ACTUALLY A PRETTY GEWD

SHOW BUT THAT'S A DEEP DARK

SECRET O MINE!" "go

crazy too late" Tsunade then said "you

never answered my question" Megan

said "hot topic is a Goth, punk, emo,

poser store that sells ninja headbands

because in our world your world is part

of a manga series" "hey tis not poser!"

says buttons "okay I officially have no

idea what you are talking about" "well

fear not for I have the video called 'all ya

need to know about hot topic and the

people who go in there' created by the

manager josh who was forced to make it

by a certain somebody who calls herself

ruby maggot"

THREE HOURS LATER

"Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay that

was… informative. Okay now that pretty

much tortured me with that retarded

movie…"then buttons interrupted "tis

not retarded!" "SHUT UP AND LET

ME FINISH" said Tsunade "okay now

who the heck are you overexcited crazy

weirdos?" "Well I'm Megan" "I AM

THE AMAZING BUTTONGIR…"

"REAL NAME!" said Tsunade "Bridget

but I prefer buttons" said buttons whose

real name was Bridget. "Okay now that's

settled you can tell me the amazing story

of how you got here."