Know Your Stars : Family Guy
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Lois walked in and sat down. "Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars..." The voice said,
"Lois Griffin...She's from Iraq!"
"No I'm from Rhode Island!"
"Yeah, suuurre. Terrorist!
"I am not!"
"Lois Griffin...She cheated with American Dad!"
"Shh! Not so loud!"
"Lois Griffin...has Bulimia and uses a chopstick to barf"
"No I don't! Stop accusing me of things I didn't do!"
"Lois Griffin...her mom is Concepción on The Adventures of Chico and Guapo"
"I don't even know a Concepción"
(Concepción walks in)
Concepción: "Lois my beautiful daughter!"
Lois: "Leave me alone! I'm not your daughter! You big-breasted, fish-lipped, she-witch!
Concepción: (Slaps Lois) Don't ever deny me again!
"Lois Griffin... She sleeps with a George Feeny plushy!"
"I don't even like Boy Meets World!"
"Yes you do!"
"Lois Griffin...Is gay for Topanga Lawrence!"
"Prove it!"
(Author holds up a picture of Lois fing a wax dummy that looks like Danielle Fishel)
"Gasp!"
(Danielle Fishel (Topanga) walks on stage)
Danielle Fishel: Lesbian stalker! (Slaps Lois)
"Now you know Lois Griffin...The Iraqi terrorist, cheater, Bulimiac, Concepción's daughter, Feeny-loving , lesbian stalker."