Buttons: yay I'm back…WITH MINTS! THEY BURN!

Megan: just shut up and start the chapter no one reads your ramblings anyways

Buttons: readers I will be also called Bridget cuz sometimes it's easy and also it will come in use for further Sasuke bashing so now the microwave in buttons mind presents chapter 6 of

Buttons, tape, and an all

Powerful Spork

Disclaimer: damn I still don't fricken own Naruto but I'm working on it so just you wait cue evil laugh MWAHAHAHAHA!

"Okay now that's settled you can tell

me the amazing story of how you got

here." said the hokage. "Mkay! It all

started on the amazingly boring and

normal day of …um …what day was it

again?" said buttons "it was Tuesday"

said Megan "thanks! mkay it was one of

them plain old retarded Tuesdays and we

were on sugar high from my never-

ending supply of sugar packets that I

steal from restaurants .then we started

planning how to escape middle school…

wait a minute if we started on Tuesday

what day is it today?" then tsunade said "

it's Thursday" "oh thank-OH SHIT

TOMOROWS TEST DAY IN

HISTORY AND IM GONNA FAIL IM

SO SKREWED!" then Megan said

"Bridget you got a B on your last test I

got a D…O SHIT I'M GONNA FAIL

HISTORY ….AGAIN!" "Just

continue your story" said the hokage.

"well I guess yesterday we set up all the

crap for us to escape during the hour-

long 5th period PE and we got to school

early because Thursdays we don't start

school till 10:00 am and with some

Naruto and Full Metal Alchemist manga

volumes we combined alchemy and

ninjustu to pretty much play hooky and

that's about it"

Mkay! It's finished oh and in the next one me and Megan are going to do some Sasuke bashing and also I just wanted to say that haku might come back from the dead because I think haku is fuckin awesome