Know Your Stars: Family Guy
Disclaimer: If I owned Family Guy I'd be a rich jerk.
Chris walked in and sat down. "Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars..." The voice said,
"Chris Griffin...He's secretly a girl named I. P. Freely"
"No I'm not! My name is Chris Griffin!"
"Seymour Asses...He works at Southern Xposure"
"Cool! Wait, no I don't! And my name is Chris Griffin!"
"Jacques Strap...He is a sweaty football coach"
"Prove it!"
(Author show Chris' yearbook and it says: "Jacques Strap, Football Coach.")
"Gasp! You asshole!"
"Iman Idiot...He's mayor of Uhhh, Duhh.
"Gasp! How did you know!
"Resources. Where was I? Frieda Livery...Works at Planet Express on Futurama"
"For the millionth time MY NAME IS CHRIS GRIFFIN!"
"Joe Momma...He's Wilmer Valderrama's co-host on Yo Momma"
"My fucking name is Chris Griffin! Get it through your thick head!"
"I. M. Amanwhore...has 5 different girlfriends."
Kairi, (Kingdom Hearts) Schiezka, (Fullmetal Alchemist) Kari,(Digimon) Kagome,(Inuyasha) and Sakura (Naruto) come in, and each slap Chris.
"Now you know...Wayne Dwops.
"MY NAME IS CHRIS!"
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