OMG I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
Wahoo! More awkward moments like the one that happened on 4th of July my friend's ivy and angel and me were talking about weird stuff of no importance and saying whoo! A lot and someone answered and said whoo! to us well here's chapter 7 of
Buttons, tape, and an all
Powerful Spork
Disclaimer: once I own Naruto all yall preps shall die but not yet cuz I don't own Naruto yet
"We combined alchemy and ninjustu to
pretty much play hooky and that's about
it"said buttons "ok now that all of that
crap is settled –" then an ANBU came in
and said "tsunade-sama um right when
these two girls showed up two ninja
disappeared and a little note popped up
but its in English and I cant read it"
buttons said "I'll read it mkay it says
'tenten and hyuga neji have been
transported to the location of La Mesa
Middle School(or the totally boring
hell)in La Mesa part of San Diego,
California because two girls decided to
break the laws of physics' OMG that's
where we go to school! And did yall
know its illeagal to molest butterflies in
San Diego?" then tsunade stopped
buttons rambling and said "okay we'll
give you an apartment and since we just
lost two of our ninja you will be
replacing them" "OMFG WE'RE
GONNA BE SHINOBI IN ONLY ONE
DAY ALL OF MY ANIME BASED
DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE" then
megan said "except for the dream where
haku was your boyfriend then you
dumped him for gaara and orochimaru
attacked you" buttons replied "the
second part was a nitemare and
orochimaru scared me shitless during the
preliminaries of the chunin exam when
he was laughing while licking his lips"
then tsunade said "here are your
headbands an ANBU will escort you
everywhere to make sure you don't get
lost or annoy everybody too much now
get out of my sight you over caffeinated
monkeys" "evil red monkeys" "shut up"
a few minutes later after knocking out
the ANBU guards and doing some random stuff
"soooooooooooooooo …now what
should we do" said buttons then megan
said "dunno" "hey lets go bug sas-gay"
said buttons and megan replied "hells
yah!"
a few random minutes later
"OH SAS-GAY-KUN!"said megan
and bridget at the same time "I already
told you I don't want to go out with you"
said Sasuke obviously not noticing they
had just called him gay "EW! Why
would I want to go out with you sas-
GAY" said buttons "I'm not gay" replied
sas-gay oops I mean Sasuke then megan
said "hn I could've sworn I say you
looking at gaara's ass in bridget's
manga"
SOMEWHERE IN SUNA
Gaara sneezes and says "must kill
Sasuke Uchiha"
BACK IN KONOHA
"hey sas-gay! Does your hair naturally
look like a chickens ass or do you use
gel?" asked buttons "I use some gel but
most of it is naturally this way" said a
very annoyed Sasuke "so you like having
chicken ass hair?" "WILL YOU
FRICKEN LEAVE ME ALONE YOU
FLIPPIN IDIOTS!" screamed
Sasuke "mkay all yall had to do was ask"
said Bridget making Sasuke go crazy
"ther you two are I've been looking for
you everywhere! Why the heck did
you knock us out? Come with us" said
one out of the two ANBU megan and
bridget had knocked out "RUN MEGAN
PISSED OFF ANBU ARE CHASING
US!"
mkay this is the longest thing ive had to write yet it took FOREVER so be good readers and review please!