Know Your Stars : Family Guy
Disclaimer: If I owned Family Guy I'd put myself on the show as Meg's only friend!
Meg walked in and sat down. "Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars..." The voice said,
"Megan Griffin...she is a super mega lesbian"
"Nuh uh!I'm straight!"
"Megan Griffin...dated Haylie from American Dad"
"So? Mom dated her dad!"
"Megan Griffin...wet the bed 'til she was 14"
"Please don't tell!"
"Megan Griffin...overeats to solve her problems"
"No I don't! I cut myself!"
"Megan Griffin...has a shrine for Lust from Fullmetal Alchemist"
"Prove it!"
(Author shows picture of Lust shrine)
"Gasp! You asshole!"
"Megan Griffin...won the Miss F.A.T pageant"
"Ha! I wasn't even in it!"
"Megan Griffin...is really, really gay for Riza Hawkeye"
(Sarcastically) "Yeah sure"
"I have proof!"
(Sarcastically) "Oh really"
(Author shows pictures of Meg stalking Riza)
"Gasp! You jerk!"
(Riza walks in and slaps Meg) "Stalker!" (Riza shoots Meg)
"Now you know Megan Griffin"
"No they don't!" (Groans)