Know Your Stars : Family Guy
Disclaimer: If I owned Family Guy Brian wouldn't drink so much.
Brian walked in and sat down. "Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars..." The voice said,
"Brian Griffin...is really female"
"No I'm not! Dammit!"
"Suuure Brianna"
"My name is Brian not Brianna!"
"Brianna Griffin...has the hots for Roger from American Dad"
"No I hate Roger and American Dad!"
"Brianna Griffin..."
"Brian Griffin"
"Sorry. Brian Griffin...met Peter at Southern Xposure"
"Hell no! We met at the Drunken Clam!"
"Whatev! Brian Griffin...has his own Playboy bunnies"
"Prove it!"
(Author shows pictures of Brian with his hookers)
"Gasp! You crackwhore!"
"Brian Griffin...is totally against martinis and other liquors"
"If I always have a martini on hand then how could I hate 'em!"
"Because you're a hippie!"
(Sarcastically) "Yea suuure"
"Brian Griffin...dated Nina Tucker's dog"
"But he's male!"
"Fine. Brian Griffin...dated Winry Rockbell's dog"
"But Den's male too!"
"You were the one who went out with him!"
(Winry comes out) "Whaat!" (Winry hits Brian with a wrench)
(Ed comes out too) "Hey! She used to hit me with her wrench!" (Beats up Brian.)
"Hey watch it shorty!" Brian yelled. The mushroom cloud went up. "WHY YOU LITTLE!" (Ed kicks Brian's ass) "Now you know, Brian Griffin"