Know Your Stars: Family Guy
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Mayor West walked in and sat down. "Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars..." The voice said,
"Mayor Adam West...His acting skills suck!"
"No they don't! I have killer skills!
"No, they suck alright"
(Groans)
"Mayor Adam West...was dating Meg"
"I know I did and I don't care!"
"Damn..."
"Mayor Adam West...is a sumo wrestler!"
"I'm not even fat! How the hell am I supposed to sumo wrestle!"
(Winry Rockbell comes in all sugar high)
"Asumowrestler!Cool!Givemeyourautograph!ILOVEsumowrestling!" (Chases Mayor West for three hours on end)
"Oookay, Mayor Adam West...loves baby pictures, Oh Maes?"
(Maes Hughes comes in with pictures of Elicia)
"YOUWANNALOOKATTHESE?LOOK!LOOK!JUSTONEGLANCEANDALLTHESTRESSJUSFLIESAWAYSHE'STHREENOWCANYOUBELIVEIT!HM?HM?"
"AAAH!" (Mayor Westruns away as Maes chases him with pictures for hours on end)
"Oh well, Mayor Adam West...went out with Dee Reynolds from Always Sunny in Philadelphia"
"No I didn't! Dee's too ugly!"
(Dee comes in and kicks Mayor West's ass) "I'm too good for you anyway!"
"Mayor Adam West...raped Edward Elric!"
"You have no proof!"
"Yes I do! Oh Ed?"
(Ed walks in, sobbing) "Now it hurts when I pee!" (Kicks Mayor West's ass)
"Now you know Mayor Adam West."