AL: ...Where in the world did this story come from?
Riku: You had the idea while trying to write the 5th chapter to Idolize The Wonders.
AL: Oh yeah...Well! I don't own Kingdom Hearts!
What Little Girls Like
Sora sat in the seat behind his friend Riku. It was another day in the realm of First Grade, except this day was exceptionally...different.
"Class, I have a new activity for you today! We are having the girls write four things the boys like, and girls will write what boys like. Okay?" Riku ignored the instructions, turning around to Sora with one of his 'not so innocent' grins.
"Oh, Sora...I got an idea..." The look on Riku's face made Sora slightly uneasy.
"...What?" Sora finally asked, trying to keep an ear out for what the teacher was saying.
"I want you to write your paper exactly as I tell you. Besides, I know more about this stuff than you." Riku said. Sora blinked innocently.
"You do?"
"Course I do!" Riku paused as the Teacher set papers on their desk. "Girls like Flowers. They're very pretty, so girls like 'em." Sora nodded as he jotted it down. "The second thing is Uniciorns. Unicorns are prancing ponies! Every girl likes ponies." Sora nodded, then paused.
"Um..Riku..Are you sure about this? Selphie doesn't like ponies. She only likes flowers!" Sora said.
"Yes! Be quiet and keep going. Girls like candy. Especially chocolate candy. I mean, Yuzu is a chocolate freak. So is Serina!" Riku said, pointing behind him. "And the last thing...Girls like kisses! I mean, ew! Who would want those?"
"My mama gives me kisses all the time!"
"Yeah, but you're a girly boy. That's why." Sora pouted. "Am not! I'm a boy! Not a girl!"
"You're dense, too."
"Riku!"
"Haha..." Riku just chuckled as he wrote down his list. Sora had already handed his in, and Riku was getting up to hand his in, when the teacher called on him.
"Hm..Riku, can I see you in the hallway?" She asked.
"Uh..Yes, ma'am." Riku nodded, getting up to follow her out of the classroom.
"Riku, do you know what word this is?" The teacher held a paper up with the name 'Riku' written on it. But..that was Sora's paper!
"No..That isn't mine, Sensei." Riku said, matter-of-factly.
"Well, it has your name on it. And I think you need a visit to the principal's office for that little trick." She said, grabbing his hand.
"H-Hey, wait! What are you talking about?" Riku tried to pull away as the teacher pulled him down the hall.
"Hiding the F Word is strictly forbidden, Riku."
"What? But it wasn't intentional! I didn't mean to, honest!"
Inside the classroom, Sora was giggling. Silly Riku, he actually thought he would fall for that! Getting up, he took Riku's paper and erased his name, writing his own name on it and handing it in. Ah, the silly little games played in the first grade. Some were bad, but others could be downright awesome, as Sora had proved today. Some games could be just a little...
Well, silly.