Shira: Well, this is an attempt at my first funny Yu-Gi-Oh fic.

Shadow: It's always an attempt. Why isn't it just a fic? Why don't you just say: This is my first humor fic and if you don't like it then I'll kick your butt.

Shira: You know what?

Shadow: What?

Shira: I do things like that. You know what else?

Shadow: What?

Shira: Shut up.

Akiro: Uh, excuse me but you need to add a disclaimer.

Shadow: And I mean what's the deal with disclaimers? We all know I don't own YGO.

Shira: Shadow.

Shadow: They're pointless!

Akiro: Shadow?

Shadow: They have absolutely no purpose whatsoever.

Akiro: turns into a lion and beats the tar out of Shadow

Shadow: I like disclaimers. Disclaimers are fun.

Shira: So, anyhow I obviously don't own YGO. Now can we get to the fic?

EDIT:

Shira: Sorry for the delay. Thanks to Sour Schuyler for telling me script from wasn't allowed. Oops. .; Anyway, the chapter has come with interest!

Akiro: Interest?

Shadow: The second chapter. Duh.

Shira: Anyway, It probably isn't as good without the script but whatever. The reviews from the last version are at the bottom.

Chapter 1: Departure

Joey woke up to the sound of pounding on his door.

"Joey! Wake up! Your friends and I have a surprise for you!", Serenity called.

"Its only 7:00! What could dey possibly want?"

So, Joey got dressed and went down stairs. When he reached the end of the stairs he got a bigger surprise than he expected. There were balloons, streamers and a huge banner that read: Bye Joey!

"What's all dis about?"

There was total silence, and then some giggling which erupted into hysteric laughter. "You mean Serenity never told you? You're going to an English camp! You have to get rid of that awful Brooklyn accent!" exclaimed Tea.

"WHAT?" yelled Joey. "First of all, I'm not goin anywhere. Second of all, I like my accent for cryin out loud!"

Bakura began to laugh even harder.

"And you will suffer all by your lonesome! Muhahahah-"

"Shut up Tomb Robber." Yami said. "Oh yeah, one more thing. You and your Hikari have to go too."

In Dartz's hangout

"NOOOO!" screamed Valon. "You can't send me to some dumb summer school! I won't go! I don't wanna go! You can't make me! I-"

Dartz shook his head.

"In a matter of fact yes, I can make you go because if you don't, I'll give you up to the Orichalchos. The bus will pick you up in an hour at Domino station. Go pack your things." Valon pouted as he walked away.

Raphael began to whisper to Alister. "Alister, do you think we were right to turn him in? I mean, I kinda feel bad for him."

"Since when do you think about what's right? Anyhow, you have a point. Should we plan revenge against Master Dartz?"

"Yes, we'll go talk it over with Valon before he leaves. Deal?"

"Deal".

"What are you two whispering about?" Dartz asked. "Get lost!"

Back at Joey's

"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME! NEVER I TELL YOU! NEVER! NEV-"

"Once again, Tomb Robber, shut up!" shouted Yami.

So, the bus leaves in about an hour. You should go pack some stuff. Tristan suggested.

" NEVER!"

"I didn't want to have to do this." Yami said.

Yami went over and put some kind of tape recorder into Ryou's hand.

"Whenever he goes and laughs like a madman, yells like a maniac or rants and raves about the Shadow Realm, press the red button. If you really get annoyed or are just in a bad mood, you can press the green button, ok? Want to try it?"

"Uh, sure." presses the red button

The recorder gave off a fuzzy sound and then it blurted, "Shut up Tomb Robber! Shut up Tomb Robber!"

Cool! What does the green button do? Ryou asked curiously.

"Yeah, about that…" Yami began. "Why don't you try it at the camp. I don't feel like being murdered by a psycho right now."

"Ok!"

At the station

Joey went up to Ryou. "Hey Ryou, I haven't heard anything about what you think of dis camp yet."

"Well, to tell you the truth, I'm quite exited." said Ryou.

"EXITED!"

"Yes, I can't wait to canoe and swim and roast marshmallows, and-" Ryou was cut off by Yugi who was pointing out something coming towards the station.

"Isn't that one of Dartz's goons?"

Alister rode up on his motorcycle and shoved Valon off the back.

"Remember the "surprise" for Master Dartz, ok? If you don't, however, I will personally kill your guts." Valon threatened.

"Oh yes, I couldn't possibly forget that. evil grin See ya, wouldn't want to be ya."

Valon watched with a hint of sadness as Alister rode away.

Tea sighed. "Geez, I almost feel bad for the guy."

"Almost." Tristan added.

Valon's eyes almost bulged out of his head when he saw the gang (group, Yugi +co, our heroes, whatever you want to call them) staring at him. "No…I have to get dropped off with these losers! This is just ain't my day."

Bakura's eyes lit up. "EVIL! Send him to the Shadow Realm! MUHAHAHA!"

Once again the recorder crackled. "Shut up Tomb Robber! Shut up Tomb Robber!"

"I'll murder you Pharaoh, when I get back." Bakura grumbled

"Alright, the bus is here, go and do what you do." Tea said.

"You mean talk with an accent?" Joey said hopefully.

" ; You know what I meant."

"Ok guys! Go have some fun!" Yugi called to the bus.

"And don't forget the recorder." Yami added.

"Roast some marshmallows for me!" called Tea.

And don't forget the recorder.

"Don't get killed." Tristan said bluntly.

"And don't for- TRISTAN!"

So, Joey, Bakura, Ryou and Valon, stared out the windows as the bus rolled away from Domino Station.

Akiro: So that's the end of the chapter?

Shadow: Yes.

Shira: Yep, that's it. So, the first chapter wasn't really that funny but I have some really good ideas.

Akiro: As in how good?

Shira: As in I wouldn't want to be at that camp right now.

Shadow: Cool.

Akiro: Wasn't there something else?

Shira: Oh yeah. After I get enough reviews, I'll post the next chapter. I'll go for 4+.

EDIT:

Well, I saved the old reviews from the last version. Here they are:

Sour Schuyler: Ok, well, script format isn't allowed anymore so you might want to turn this into paragraphs. It's not that hard. Anyway, there was a HUGE typo"exited" instead of "excited". There were some good ideas in here, though, such as the recorder. "Shut up Tomb Robber! Shut up Tomb Robber!" Lol! I can't wait to find out what the green button does... :D

Carlia: this is pretty good.

Mark: I kinda like the plot and where it's leading. It seems very interesting cos you have all the characters (especially Joey and Valon) that have distinctive accents going on this camp where they must learn NOT to speak it.
May I suggest that in the rest of the chapters that there could be more character conflict (not that I'm saying there isn't already). The humour is great but maybe they should take it up a notch for a more interesting look, but overall it is a good start off.

LeDiva: Hahahha! That was funny! Joey and Valon really need that camp! Bakura and Ryou's accents are nowhere as bad as those other two! Heheh keep it up!