Shadow: You wrote the next chapter? I thought you would let the readers die of suspense!
Shira: Why would I do that? Im having fun writing this. Plus, there isn't any suspense.
Shadow: mumbles
Akiro: Disclaimer! Shira doesn't own YGO!
Shira: Uh, thanks.
Akiro: No problem.
Shadow: Well, I want to read it, so lets get on with it already!
Shira: Ok, ok, I'm going. Id like to thank all the people who reviewed. See, Shadow, that wasn't so bad.
Shadow: Shut up you dimwitted muffinhead.
Shira: I love you too.
Shadow: Moron.
Shira: Idiot!
Akiro: This argument might be fun! grabs popcorn
Chapter 2:
"I don't know why I don't use the Orichalchos to bust out of this joint." Valon muttered.
Shadow suddenly appeared in the seat next to him and smacked him over the head. "Because that isn't the way Shira wrote the fic!"
" Oww..."
The bus driver interrupted him. And to your left you can see the Camp of English Doo- I mean fun, yeah, I meant fun!
"Something fishy is going on." said Ryou.
"Geez, ya think?"
Finally, the bus rolled to a stop and let its passengers off. A smiling woman wearing a 'Camp English' shirt came over to the group.
"Hi! You can call me Ms. P! I'm going to be your camp counselor! We are going to have lots of happy fan together!"
"Oh joy." Bakura whispered.
"Now why don't you tell me who you all are!"
"I am Bakura, king of thieves and tomb robber extraordinaire!
"I'm Ryou. Nice to meet you….. I think."
"I'm Joey Wheeler! You may have heard about me. I'm practically famous!"
"Sure, you're famous and I'm Spongebob." Valon said sarcasticly.
"; Thanks."
"Whatever. I'm Valon if you insist on knowing."
"Good! Now that we're all acquainted we can start! Why don't you all get unpacked! Valon, you have dorm #1, Bakura, #2, Ryou, #3 and Joey, #4!
Later, the campers were talking over dinner.
"That P lady is goin to drive me bonkers!" exclaimed Joey. "She smiles too much and sounds like she's teaching Preschool."
"And she uses too many exclamation points." added Ryou.
Bakura looked up. "Hey, there's something outside…Could it be? It is! A chipmunk! KILL THE CHIPMUNK! KILL! KILL THE CHIPMUNK!" Bakura let out a yell and charged out the door.
"Should I use the green button?" Ryou asked.
Sure, that idiotic bloke deserves it…" Valon said.
"Uh-Oh." was the last thing Bakura said because a huge hammer came out of the small recorder and bonked him over the head. Then it said: "Haha, Tomb Robber! I told you to shut up!"
That night everyone was gathered around the campfire. "This is exactly what I wanted to do during this camp. Sit around the campfire with all my friends, roasting marshmallows." Ryou said happily.
"How about some scary stories from the Shadow Realm?" suggested Bakura.
"Actually, I don't care because you're going to hear it whether you like it or not.
Now let me begin. Once upon a time there was a dark, dark city. And in that dark, dark city, there was a dark, dark, neighborhood. And in that dark, dark neighborhood, there was a dark, dark, house. And in that dark, dark house there was a dark, dark hallway. And in that dark, dark hallway there was a dark, dark stairwell. And up that dark, dark stairwell, there was a dark, dark attic. And in that dark, dark attic there was a dark, dark trunk. And in that dark, dark trunk there was a haunted, a cursed, an evil, dark, dark… JELLYBEAN!"
Everyone laughed except Ryou who screamed like a 3 year-old girl and ran off to his dorm. "I think that's enough excitement for one night. Time for beddie-bye!" Everyone rolled their eyes and trudged off to their rooms.
Akiro: JELLYBEAN!
Shadow: I must admit, that was kinda funny. Even though Shira is a crudface.
Shira: See? Ok, I'll post the next chapter when I get a few more reviews. BTW, Shadow is a dumbbell.