Akiro: Is on 4th bag of popcorn They're still at it.!

Shadow: You're so dumb, you don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!

Shira: What kind of insult was that?

Shadow: It wasn't really. I was trying to insult you and do the disclaimer at the same time.

Shira: Knucklehead.

EDIT: I double spaced it so it would be easier to read. Enjoy!

Chapter 3:

6:00 the next morning the loudspeaker was turned on and everyone's favorite (hardly) comp counselor began the morning wake up call.

"Good morning happy campers! Today were going to have lots of fun, fun, fun!" Bakura and Joey said something that can't be repeated in

a G fic and rolled over while Ryou hopped out of bed and got dressed. "Come on sleepyheads!" Ms. P said enthusiastically (then again,

she says everything enthusiastically). "Wakie wakie! Its time for another happy fun day!" Valon opened his eyes and immediately leaped

out of bed and got ready as fast as he could,thinking "Did it come yet?"

At breakfast, (which was rubbery eggs) Ms. P announced "There is a happy, happy package for happy, happy Valon!" Valon was too

excited to protest all the happy and asked if there was a DVD player anywhere. Ms. P said there was and skipped (O.o)

off to get it. "What's all dis about?" Joey asked. "If the disc I got in this package is what I think it is, and it is, this trip will probably be a lot

more fun. Plus, this put me in such a good mood, Id like to let you guys in on the fun too." said Valon. Ms. P walked in wheeling a small TV

and a DVD system and Valon popped in the video. Alister and Raphael appeared on the screen. "Hey!" Alister said. " We didn't feel like

pranking Master Dartz, so we didn't." Valon's eyes got so big, it looked as if they would bust out of his head. Just as he was about to yell,

Raphael began speaking again. "In case you haven't had a cow yet and are still listening, we were joking, so sit back and enjoy the show.

Alister spoke in an over-dramatic voice. "Presenting, 'The Prank That Takes The Cake' The screen switched to a dimly lit hallway. Various

buckets and sacks hung precariously from the ceiling as Dartz turned the corner, unaware of the trap he was walking into. He tripped over a

piece of string which triggered the first bucket. A huge, sticky glob of honey oozed out of the bucket and dropped all over him before he

could get up. When he finally did, it triggered the second sack filled sugar and flour which was dumped too. Valon as well as the others

were howling with laughter at this point. Dartz stumbled even farther down the hallway only to have three eggs splatter down on his head.

Once more he struggled down the hallway, just asking to be bombarded with the chocolate syrup that was waiting in the wings. So of

course, he got it. Just when everyone thought it was over and the hysteric laughing had been subdued to a few quiet chuckles, a birthday

candle fell and hit Dartz in the face, causing a fresh wave of laughter. He tried to scream in rage but it seemed the honey was a bit stickier

then anyone anticipated because Dartz's mouth was glued shut. The screen switched back to Alister and Raphael. " Obviously, we made

about five million copies of this, so we sent a few extra to give to the other people there. In fact we will probably give these to everyone on

the planet, so see ya." said Raphael. The monitor went black. "Even I, the Prince of Pranks, have never seen a prank of that proportion

executed so beautifully!" Bakura exclaimed. "That was fun! You should all get ready for your fun lesson now!" All of the campers shuffled

back to their dorms.

A half hour later, everyone was seated in the "classroom" The dirty yellow paint was peeling and it smelled musty. Finally, Ms. P walked in.

"Hello! Before we begin are there any happy campers that have a happy question?" Joey raised his hand. "Yes Joey!" "What if we like da

way we talk. What if we don't wanna change." Everyone else looked at him and nodded in agreement. Ms. P stopped smiling for the first

time and her eyes narrowed. "YOU WILL LEARN HOW TO SPEAK CORRECTLY IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO! AND IF ANY OF YOU

HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT, YOU MAY MEET YOUR FINAL FATE AND DOOM!" she screamed. Bakura gulped. "Ive met and

even commanded armies of ghosts, ghouls, zombies, and even minions of the dead, but when it comes to scary, this lady takes the taco!

One hour later, four exhausted campers emerged from the classroom and collapsed. "Happy, happy dinner, will be in a happy, happy hour!"

Ms. P called, apparently in a good mood again. "That lady has so many mood swings, they should have named the Change of Heart card

after her." said Ryou with a sigh. So, they got up and walked off to their dorms to prepare for whatever this camp of doom threw at them

next.

Shadow: That was pretty long.

Shira: Not really. The new format just makes it look longer.

Akiro: Ok. Review people!