Shadow: You're a… a… crud, I can' t think of anything else.

Shira: Me neither. sniff Do you smell… smoke?

Akiro: I kinda burnt my last bag of popcorn.

Shadow: #! SO THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE?

Akiro: Just a little bit.

Shadow: After I put it out I'm going to kill you! I just redecorated! blasts shadow magic at Akiro

Akiro: Anyway, Shira doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! runs

Shira: Ouch. Sorry it took so long to get this up. It wouln't let me for some reason.


Chapter 4:

Later, everyone lined up on the dock for their swimming test. Joey had a suit with dogs on it, Valon's had motorcycles and Bakura's had signs

all over it. However, no one was paying attention to any these because all eyes were on Ryou's bright pink bathing suit."Alright boys, don't

stare! It's not nice!" Ms. P said. "Yeah, I steal stuff all the time and that isn't nice either." Bakura said under his breath. "Anyway" continued

Ms. P "this is the start of the Camp English Olympics! They're going to be lots of fun!" "Yay. Should I be jumping for joy now?" said Valon

sarcastically. The winner of the Olympics will get to go home early! Everyone stopped. "Go… home?" "Yes! Now when I say 'go', jump into

the water, swim around the rock and come back! Got it? GO!" Bakura, Joey and Valon dove in and blasted through the water while Ryou had

just dipped his toe in. "It's cold!" Valon and Joey were tied with Bakura close behind. At the last second, Joey shot ahead just enough to win.

"Congrats!" cheered Ms. P. " Do I get ta get home now?" "Of course not! That was only the first game! There are three in total!" Everyone did

an anime faint. "You can take a break now!" So after the campers has swam around a little while longer they got out, dried off and headed to

Ryou's dorm to play cards. "What do you guys want to play?" asked Ryou. "Crazy Eights!" yelled Bakura. "Old Maid!" suggested Joey.

"Strip Poker!" volunteered Valon. Ryou shook his head. "Valon! In case you forgot, this is a G fic thank-you-very-much!" Valon looked

embarrassed "Sorry. How about Dress Poker! Instead of taking clothes off, you have to put them on!" The group agreed to this. An hour and

a half later, Ryou was wearing 3 shirts, 2 hats, 4 pairs of socks, 2 pairs of pants, gloves, a sweater and was sweating like a pig in a luau. "Can I

take it all of now?" whined Ryou. "Sure, the game is over." answered Bakura. "Thank Ra!"

After dinner, the campfire was lit and everyone gathered around it. "Are you ready for another gruesome, dark, dark, tale from the Shadow

Realm?" Bakura received a wave of nods. "Good. Now once upon a time there was a dark, dark city. And in this dark, dark city was a dark,

dark, ice cream stand. And I this dark, dark, ice cream stand, there was a dark, dark, freezer. And do you know what was in that dark, dark

freezer?" Once again, Bakura's captivated audience shook their heads. "In that dark, dark freezer was none other than evil, cursed, haunted,

dark, dark" Everyone held their breath. "ICE CREAM!". They all laughed, even Ryou who had only jumped a little bit. And like the night

before, Ms. P sent them all to bed.


Shira: Anyway, I'd like to thank everyone who reviewed. You should also know that Akiro probably won't be joining us next chapter because he'll be in the hospital.

Shadow: DIE!

Shira: And maybe the next chapter too… I'm going to go save him. Bye!