Hey guys! silence Holy crap, I haven't updated for like a year! O.o The song thing put a huge brain
block on things so I decided to skip it and move on. Sorry it's so short. It just kinda is. The next one
will be longer, I promise! Well… Yeah. Just read the fic, darn you.
"Oh. My. God. That was the most horrible thing I have ever experienced in my whole life." sighed
Valon. "You're telling me!" Joey exclaimed. The annoyed white-haired spirit looked over at his
Hikari who was still singing "So Yesterday" and hit him over the head with the Ring. "Shut up,
Ryou." "Oh, sorry." "Sorry my fist you wimp!" "ARGH! HE"S GOING TO KILL ME!" "Stop
fighting you two." interrupted Joey. "Yugi sent us a letter!" The four gathered round the message as
Valon read.
Dear Guys,
Things here at home have turned real bad. Tea says it's no big deal but I say otherwise. I have
gotten braces. Yes. Braces. They're like diabolical futuristic torture tools disguised with evilly
festive colors! Now I'm going to have to put my lunch in a blender for the rest of my life! Bah! A
pox uponmy braces. May they be sent to rot and rust in some god-forsaken landfill in the furthest
corner of the globe once they are removed from my irresistibly adorable head! It's like something
Yami Marik would have come up with. Oh my God! I bet Yami Marik has something to do with
this! I bet he escaped from the Rod and made my teeth crooked so I'd have to wear these things! I'm
going to go and tirelessly hunt him down and when I find him, I will destroy him for making me get
these awful, dreadful, terrible, demonic….
"Why did you stop reading?" asked the others. "Because," said Valon "this letter goes on for 5
MORE PAGES! About his braces." "Oh."
That night, the motley group assembled in Joey's room. "We can't keep fighting each other like
this." announced the blonde. "We must unite against the greater evil. And this greater evil is NOT
NAMED BAKURA!" He looked over at the once-hopeful ancient spirit who now had a forlorn
expression on his face. "Anyway, this greater evil is named Ms. P. Due to extensive research on my
stowaway laptop, I-" "YOU HAVE A LAPTOP?" exclaimed Valon. "TECHNOLOGY! GIMME!"
screamed Bakura. Ryou was the last to speak. "Uh, Joey. I really need that computer! My poor little
Neopet is starving!" The chaos stopped for a second and all eyes were on Ryou. "What?"
Joey climbed up on the bed and stood up. "Shut up and listen to me! I found out that Ms. P's real
name is Milly. Yes, Milly. We might be able to use this to our advantage. Maybe we can drive her
so crazy, she'll have to send us home. But we have to call a truce. Deal?" The others nodded in
agreement. "Good. Our plans start tomorrow."
Shadow: An update should come in a couple days.
Akio: Disclaimer! She doesn't own Yugioh or anything else in this story except maybe Milly. But
no one would really want to own her anyway.