Shadow: So you're back into the fanfiction swing?
Shira: Yes, I guess so. So, here is the next chaper!
Akio: Um… Disclaimer: Shira doesn't own anything.
Shira: That's right, I don't own a thing. Um….That sounded wrong. I don't own anything in this story. So…Yeah!
Valon lay on his bed, thinking about what he should do. "I know I should 'unite against the greater
evil' like Joey said, but I can't stop thinking about what they did to me. My hair is about back to
normal, but my room is still a mess. They made a complete fool out of me! No. I have to get my
revenge. And I have the perfect plan to get it. Ryou didn't seem too happy about pranking me, so he
can be my inside source. My spy. Muahahaha. This is brilliant. Absolute genius! MUAHAHAHA!
MUHA-" -snore-
The next morning, four groggy teens gathered around the table. Three of them were plotting to
overthrow "Milly" while Valon was making plans of his own. "Pst. Ryou. Meet me at the docks
after our torture session she calls a lesson, okay?" Ryou nodded with a puzzled look on his face. At
the docks, Valon informed Ryou of his plan and how he wanted itcarriedoutRyou seemed a bit
nervous but after some coaxing from Valon, finally decided to go through with it. That night, the
two traitorous campers crept into Joey's and then Bakura's dorm which were fortunately for them,
next to each other. "If there were ever a more devilish scheme, then may the Orichalchos strike me
down now." commented Valon. "I've never had this much fun being…Well, evil!" Then they sat
and waited.
Joey woke up first and, like Valon, felt something on his head. Something that shouldn't be there.
"HOLY CRAP! THERE'S A SPIDER ON MY HEAD!" He violently threw it off and jumped out
of bed. But he didn't go very far. The floor was covered in something sticky and he really didn't
want to find out what it was. So, with his toes on the very edge of his rug, he reached over to his
sock drawer and opened it. Fish. The drawer reeked of dead fish. Maybe because there were 10 or
so of them just hanging out in there. But he took a pair of the disgusting things and out them on,
just so he wouldn't have to touch that stuff on the floor. He looked over to the bed and gasped
"MR. FUZZLES!" He lept for the door and once again, barely got anywhere. His socks were stuck
fast to the floor. After thinking a moment, he took one foot out of the sock and while balenceing on
one foot, put a clean one on. Then he took a big step and did the same thing with the other foot. He
continued to do this until he reached the door…And ran out of socks. He swept the door open and
was about to cry out in victory, but he tripped over a wire. All he saw was shaving cream, a camera
flash and a tree branch whipping past his head. He stood up (With much effort, I might add) and
shouted "YOU MISSED ME!" The tree branch came back and hit him so hard, he fell back into the
shaving cream- unconscious.
Bakura, on the other hand, woke up, rolled over in bed and mumbled "Something is very wrong
here. Someone has screamed and I'm not the cause of it." But little did he know, he technically was
the cause of it because it was he who had the idea to prank Valon in the first place. He opened his
eyes but quickly closed them, for what he saw horrified him more than anything he had ever seen.
The walls were covered with drawings. Not just any drawings, mind you, but ones of Yami beating
the tar out of Bakura. Yami with a sledgehammer, Yami with a chainsaw, Yami with the God
Cards…. There was even a picture of the Puzzle beating up the Ring. "The Pharaoh Rulz" was
written all over in big, red letter, as well as "Shut up, Tombrobber" and "We love Yami" As if that
wasn't bad enough, a whole bunch of dead fish hung from the ceiling like cute little lanterns. Angry
and rather upset, he charged towards the door and like Joey, his socks stuck to the floor. So once
again like Joey, he reached into his sock drawer. However, unlike Joey, his drawer wasn't filled
with fish. Snakes. Dozens of them writhed though the spirit's socks. "Argh! If there's one thing I
hate more than Yami, it's snakes!" So he went through the process of putting on and taking off
socks until he reached the door. As he opened it, an ear-piercing voice came from the loudspeaker.
It wasn't Milly's. "Shut up, Tombrobber, for the last time! I keep telling you to shut up and you
don't!" Then a large hammer came out of nowhere and bonked him over the head. Repeatedly. He
fell into a pile of shaving cream they just happen to put there and fainted.
Later, the two got up. Very slowly. They looked at each other, both in a state of shock. Then Joey
screamed. "Your face is purple!" "Your hair is green!" Bakura screamed back. After Joey informed
Bakura that his hair was pink, the two silently went back into their dorms and stuck to the floor.
They got dressed and washed the face paint off. Then the rage hit them and they both sprung out the
door to find Valon.
At the breakfast table, Ryou seemed really on edge. Valon thought for a second and then spoke
up."I'll tell you what. I'll tell them that you had no partin this and you begged me not to do it, but I
ignored you. Does that sound alright?" Ryou looked at him strangely. "But, you're a Doom
member. You're supposed to be the bad guy. Why are you being nice to me?" "I don't know. Maybe
this camp is making me go soft. Now get lost before I change my mind." Ryou got up and walked to
the door. "Thanks." "Don't mention it." A few minutes later, Joey and Bakura stormed in, looking
to pick a fight. But unfortunately enough for them, Ryou walked in with Milly at his heel. "Boys!
Don't fight. Fighting isn't nice!" The two were delirious with anger but the though of Milly when
she was mad was just too much. They sat down, shooting death glares at Valon. "Ryou," whispered
Valon. "Thanks alot for that." "Don't mention it." "Now, today we are going to have the last
Olympic Camp game! Whee! This game is going to be a scavenger hunt! Joey, you are with Bakura
and Ryou, you are with Valon! Good luck and have a fun time!"
Shira: Tada! I don't know when the next chapter will be up but it should be soon.
Shadow: So is that it?
Shira: I think so. Man, I need to come up with more stuff I can say on the side…