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Blah- James

Blah-Peter

Blah- Remus

Blah- Sirius

September 2nd, 1977,

Hello, dear diary! I'm James 'Prongs' Potter. You may know me as the quidditch star and as the resident stalker of Lily Evans, but there is more to me than meets the eye. For example, in my spare time, I like to comb the hair of my muggle Barbie doll. I have been found reading sappy love novels, hoping that Lily and I will end up the same way as the corny couples. But you wanna know the biggest thing about me? I have been so desperate, that I have begged at the feet of my best friend, Padfoot, to be just like him-

Padfoot, I would never want to be like you

And what's wrong with reading romance novels? I find them quite interesting.

Well, for starters, Wormtail, I didn't even know you could read. As for you Prongs, you know you want to be me, with my ravishing black hair, charming smile, and one-of-a-kind personality.

Padfoot, I pity anyone that wants to be you.

So you pity yourself, Moony?

…Prongs, can you please move on?

Yes Moony, for your sake, I will. So, journal, if you haven't picked it up already, none of that stuff that Padfoot said is true…except for the quidditch-

And the stalking Lily part.

I don't stalk Lily.

So, if I wasn't to go through your drawers, I wouldn't find a pair of her knickers that she knows you stole.

What pair of knickers? I don't have any of Lily's knickers.

Yes you do Prongs. You showed me yesterday.

Uhh…anyway, I got some great news! Lily kissed me yesterday!

What!

What!

What!

Yep, last night at the party.

Are you sure you weren't imagining it?

Why would I have imagined it?

Because, she was looking for you to kill you for holding a party in the Head Dorm.

She must have forgiven me, when I worked my charm on her.

I saw her talking to you, but then you tried to kiss her, and she left.

I could have sworn I kissed a red-head.

Well, Lily was the only red-head girl at the party…oh no.

What?

Frank Longbottom was drunk at the party, and was wearing a red wig.

BWAHAHAHAHA! JAMES KISSED FRANK!

Padfoot, are you crazy, everyone is looking at us! Oh crap, Alice heard. And she's mad.

You know, Alice has a temper that can match Lily's.

That isn't helping, Wormtail. Moony, tell the world about this morning, while I run from- AHHHH!

That was quite a girlish scream.

Yes it was. So what exactly happened this morning?

Besides Prongs getting rejected by Lily…again.

You know, maybe we can hook them up.

I am not a matchmaker, Wormtail.

It could give us something to do while Alice is trying to castrate Prongs.

Fine, but only because James' girly screams are giving me a bloody headache.

Ooh, I have an idea.

…Well?

Well, what?

What is your idea?

OH! I was thinking maybe we could send her some notes anonymously, and then James will be jealous, and then he will proclaim his love to Lily, and they will live happily ever after and name me godfather of their children.

…That has got to be the most cliché thing I have ever heard.

Yeah! Besides, they will name me godfather of their children!

No they won't!

Yes they will!

No they won't!

Yes they will!

Please stop fighting!

Whatever, I won anyway. Now, we could always slip some veritaserum into their drinks and make them proclaim their love.

Cliché.

We could lock them in a broom closet and not let them leave until they admit it.

Cliché.

Since you keep cliché-ing us, what do you have in mind?

Causally talk to Lily, something other than Prongs, and them when she realizes that we mean no harm and when she puts her guard down, ask if she has small feelings for Prongs.

Ooh, I know the perfect thing to do! This will go down in Marauder history! Pranksters and matchmakers extraordinaire!

Tell us later, let me just rip the evidence.

Why?

Just incase Prongs sees what we're doing.

Aww, poor paper.

Ok, I'm back, what did I miss?

Nothing.

Nothing.

Nothing.

Ya'll are up to something.

Us? Never. Got to go. Nice scar by the way!

Get back her you bloody wankers!

So, what are Remus, Sirius, and Peter planning to do? I know, and you don't...at least I hope you don't...

A/N: There you go, chapter 2. Sorry for the short chapter. It looked longer when I was typing it. Oh well. I have no idea when the next chapter will be out. It will be in Lily's POV, once again. Until then, make my little lost girl self happy and review please! No flames, either. She doesn't like hot stuff.

PS- THANKS TO ALL MY WONDERFUL REVIEWERS AND READERS! YOU ALL ARE THE BEST! I WILL START DOING REVIEW RESPONSES IN THE NEXT CHAPTER SO LOOK FOR THAT SOON! THANKS AGAIN!