Kali and the Mints, Duo's Wallet and Something, Hair Tie, Trowa's Bangs, and the Lighter

Duo and Trowa walked toward the jeep in front of the presenters HQ.

"We're babysitting who again?" Duo asked

"These girls that are the daughters of one of Relena's distant relative. They're so far they basically aren't related. There's six of them. Five sixteen year olds and one twelve year old." Trowa stated as he flipped through the sheets. "Oh, and the twelve year old is crossed with feline genes."

"Say what?"

"She was part of an experiment. It was that one a few months ago. She was the one that was kidnapped. Well, her names Kali. The others name are Bree, Suki, Mali, Mitsuiki, and Jezebel." Duo sat in the drivers side and Trowa in the passengers.

"Well ain't that lovely? You get three and so do you." Trowa nodded as he looked at the pictures.

Bree had brown hair that went off the picture. It could be longer though. Her eyes were a crystal blue color with silver around the edges. Trowa looked at another one. 'What?' Suki looked exactly the same, but her eyes were silver with green on the edges. He flipped it again, Mali looked the same, but her eyes were green with dark blue on the edges. Mitsuiki had dark blue eyes with gold on the edges, Jezebel, gold eyes with crystal blue on the edges. Basically, it went in a circle like thing.

"Well, that's odd…" Duo looked over and looked at Jezebel's picture.

"Damn, she's cute." Trowa flipped the page, expecting to find one of them that looked younger. What he found was a girl, who looked quite pissed, with black hair a little passed her shoulder blades. Her bangs were over one eye, like Trowa's, but it was hanging, it wasn't sticking out. Her eyes were aquamarine. He could see black ears projecting from her head and a tip of a tail. He could also see whiskers coming out of her face. That was all that was there, besides a little info that he looked over, said something about minty smells, shiny objects, and milk.

"Who's she?"

"That's Kali. She looks evil." Well, little did they know…………

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Soon they pulled up in front of a mansion with a light colored brick and a dark brown door. They could hear muffled yells coming from inside.

"What's going on in there? Is someone being killed?" Duo pulls into the drive way and gets out. Trowa leaves the papers in the car. They walk up to the front door. They could see a lot of movement through the glass. Duo knocked, but was apparently unheard. He knocked again and this time, there was a huge screech, followed by silence. The door opened to reveal one of the older sisters. She stared at them for a second.

"Who in blazes are you two?"

"Uh, I'm Duo, and this is Trowa." Trowa nodded. She still stared.

"Why are you here?"

"Relena wanted us to came and baby-sit you and your sisters, or something like that." She cocked her head.

"That was a cruel joke, you know that?"

"No, really, I'll show you." Duo went back to the car to get the papers. He came back and gave them to her. She snatched them out of his hand and looked them over.

"…oh….sorry." She handed them back and stepped aside.

"I SMELL MINTS!" Duo nearly fell over as he looked around. He looked up and there was a girl with a black tail and ears, sitting on a rafter. He could hear her sniffing. "Mints, mints, where are the mints!" She looked down at Duo and Trowa. "You gots mints!" She stared at them like she was about to eat them. And if there are mints on them she might actually do that.

"I have mints." Duo put a hand in his pocket and pulled out some peppermints. He held them out.

"NO! DON'T DO-!" To late. The girl was already in mid air, about to land on Duo.

"MINTS!" She landed on his stomach, knocking the wind out of him. She grabbed the mints then jumped back on the rafters. She began stuffing them in her mouth, wrapper and all.

"YOU IDIOTS! Now I need to get that straight jacket again! God damn it !"

"Sorry." Trowa helped Duo up. "I saw something about minty smells in her profile. I didn't know it would be like that. May I ask which sister you are?"

"I'm Jezebel. I'm the youngest of the five. Not including Kali." She pointed to her, who's cheeks were puffing out, due to the mints.

"Wait, I didn't give you that many!" He checked in his pocket and saw he had no mints left. "Oh, you little-"

"Neko bitch who can't NOT control her damned mint, milk, and shiny object craving and who terrorizes her sisters to the brink of insanity." She said, stuffing another mints in her mouth. "Hey, where'd my fishing pole go?" Duo turned to Jezebel.

"What is she doing with a fishing pole?"

"She stole my diary AGAIN. She has a bad habit of doing that. Stealing people stuff then putting it on a fishing pole."

"Duo Maxwell…MONEY!" Duo looked at Kali and saw her holding his wallet.

"HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY WALLET!"

"Nothing…OOOO! ANOTHER MINT!" She pulled it out, allowing the wallet to fall to the floor. She then crammed it in her mouth.

"Duo, I think we're going to need back up…"

"Yea, I ought to bring Deathscythe and stomp her ass into the ground." He placed his wallet back into his back pocket. "Jezebel, where are your sisters?"

"They had to go to the nut house again." Duo stared.

"Oh, well, uhm, oh my."

"Yea…I'm the only one that hasn't gone nuts."

"OW! YOU DAMNED CAT PERSON!" Kali had pulled his hair. She began swatting it around. "MY HAIR!"

"MY TOY!"

"MY HAIR AIN'T NO TOY!"

"IT IS NOW!" Kali pulled out his hair tie. She began swatting it around. "Toy, toy, toy…"

"You shouldn't of given her those mints, this is just the beginning of her high."

"What?"

"Cat nip smells like mints. Cat nip is basically a drug for cats. She's high right now."

"THAT'S high? That's HYPER! I've never been this hyper."

"Oppsies."

"NOW WHAT!" Jezebel went into the kitchen and saw Kali in front of the refrigerator with one of her hands under it.

"My toy got lost…"

"WHAT! THAT WAS THE ONLY HAIR TIE I HAD LEFT!"

"That was the only toy I had gotten in a week! It MINE now bitch!" Trowa walked over to Kali and crouched down by her.

"We're going to be babysitting you and your sisters, ok? If your good we'll get you another toy and mints."

"Good ain't my thing uni-bang." She swatted his hair.

Swat

Swat swat

Swat swat swat swat swat swat

"That's enough." He grabbed her hand before she could hit it again and got back up. "Duo, when are we supposed to start this?"

"Today, but the other sisters are in the nut house." They heard a door open and shut softly.

"Oh no…" Jezebel looked at Kali who was trying to get her "toy" back. Jezebel looked and saw her sisters. "Go to your rooms quickly!" She mouthed. They nodded and left.

Sniff sniff sniff

Hiff hiff sniff hiff hiff sniff sniff

"I SMELL MINTS AND SISTERS! WHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEE!" She got up and was about to dart to them when Duo grabbed her by the shirt collar. "GACK!" She fell onto the floor on her back. She glared at him. Her hair had flopped to the side as well.

"Your not going to attack anyone. Jezebel, do you have a cage?"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE CAGE!"

"Then I will get the strait jacket."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I love you…" She walked away mumbling to her self. Kali looked at Duo and glared. "I will make your life a living hell." With that, she got into a springing position and bit him where it hurts.

"Owchie…" He fell to the floor, holding his nuts.

"I'M FREE! WHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" They could hear her running around and terrorizing her sisters.

"NO!"

"IT'S THEN DEVIL CAT!"

"I DON'T WANT TO GOT TO THE NUT HOUSE AGAIN!"

"DEAR LORD SAVE US!

"GOD DAMN IT! NOT AGAIN!"

"MUUUAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH! DIE! BUWAMUHAHAHAHAH!…ooooooo… IT'S A LIGHTER!

"CALL 911! YOU DUMB ASS CAT-GIRL, DON'T DO THAT!"

"FIRE ON THE BED! PRETTY COLORS! HOTNESS!" One of the sisters ran into the kitchen and grabbed the phone.

"THERE'S A FIRE! 5937 Premier Dr.!" She hung up, then noticed the crouching Duo and the leaning Trowa. "Who are you?"

"I'm Towa and this is Duo. We were sent to baby-sit you and your sisters. Which one are you?"

"I'm Mitsuiki. CAN YOU HELP NOW!" She was about to drag them when they heard sirens. Mitsuiki ran to the door and opened it, letting the fire men rush in with a hose.

"THE CALVLRY HAS ARRIVED!"

"PRAISE GAWD!"

"YOU SHOULD OF CALLE THE ASPCA!"

"LET HER BURN WITH THE BED!"

"HISS DAMN WATER!" They all ran down stairs as the fire men rushed up. One of them approached the girls.

"Her again?"

"Yea…What's the number for the nearest ASPCA?" The man shook his head.

"Well, the fire should die down in a few minutes, it spread to the walls. Then there was the gas…" The girls jerk their heads to Kali. She smiles and takes a step back.

"Eh, hehehe, BYE!" She took off and jumped onto a rafter.

"Well, the fire's down now, take care. And don't leave any lighters out again." They nod as he turns to leave. Jezebel goes into the kitchen and sees Duo in obvious pain.

"What happened?"

"That damned cat girl bit me in the nuts." He squeaked. "Gaaawwww." The other sisters walk in.

"Who are they?"

"Uni-bangs cute!" Trowa blushed slightly.

"What is up with you and boys?"

"Well, I'm Trowa, and this is Duo. Your sister, well…"

"Bit me in the damned balls." The three sisters (who they didn't know) looked at Kali who was whistling innocently on the rafters.

"I got hungry…" Well, not really.

"Can you tell us which one's which?"

"I'm Mali, that's Suki, and the other's Bree. Bree's the oldest, then Suki, me, Mitsuiki, then Jezebel. Then the cat's the youngest out of all of us…DAMN IT!" Mali jumps toward a floating diary. It jerks up, and Mali misses it. Trowa looked up and saw Kali holding a fishing pole.

"Duo, I think we better call for back up."

"I agree." He said in his still squeaky voice.

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S.S. :How was it? I'd like to know, arigatou! (Red neck: Ary gator)