100 Percent – The Plan: Part 1

The plan is set in motion. Now don't worry, everyone winds up happy in my stories, even Kawamura… but he may just be happy and alone. LOL

Disclaimer: I don't own Prince of Tennis

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Chapter 7

Everyone rustled around after the ghost story, standing and stretching. Fuji used the opportunity to approach Kaidoh once the boy had stepped away from the circle around the fire to do squats. He was always exercising, pushing the envelope of Inui's training program.

"Hn, Kaidoh," Fuji said, speaking in a low voice.

"Fsshh…" Kaidoh bent down, continuing his stretches.

"Inui said it might be nice if you get an oil massage this weekend," Fuji relayed the message. "Oishi wants to rub you down."

Kaidoh tensed, freezing his position. "Eh?"

Fuji held back a laugh, poor Kaidoh, he looked like he was about to faint.

"Oishi sempai?"

"Yes, he volunteered. Inui said he really enjoyed massaging you, something about having done it before. I don't really know." Fuji acted casual, as usual.

Kaidoh's eyes popped open. Turning his head to the side, he let out a hiss, stumbling for words while his face flushed in embarrassment. "Inui said that?"

"Yep," Fuji confirmed, smiling.

Kaidoh flinched. "Inui sempai!" He choked out, his eyes darting around the fire in search of Inui.

But as planned, Inui had disappeared leaving Kaidoh only one option for recourse. In a panic, Kaidoh's eyes narrowed on Oishi, who was tending to Eiji's moping display of cuteness, and stormed over to the unsuspecting vice-captain.

"Oishi sempai," Kaidoh's eyes glowed in reflection of the fire, maximizing his scariness factor. "You want to rub oil on my body?" He questioned in a petrified, broken voice.

"Kaidoh…" Oishi was stunned, as expected. The expression on his face said it all—sheer and utter confusion.

Eiji, however, was not at a loss for words. He was on his feet in a flash, waving his fist in Kaidoh's face. "What did you say? Oishi," he started waving his fist at his partner next, "explain!"

Oishi blinked a few times, shaking his head to gain his senses. "Eiji, calm down. I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding. Why would I want to rub oil on Kaidoh?"

"You did it before," Kaidoh said, somewhat offended.

Eiji suddenly stopped breathing and his eyes bulged.

"Oh that…I forgot about that." Oishi remembered the event. Kaidoh's calf muscle had tightened up before a match and Oishi had rubbed it out, using baby oil because it was the only thing handy.

"Y…you did what?" Eiji sucked breath back into his body only to unleash his fury on Oishi.

Kaidoh stood rigid, waiting for the acrobatic player to get over himself so he could discuss the situation with Oishi.

"Eiji, Eiji…it was for tennis, not something kinky. His muscle was tight and…"

Kikumaru let out a scream, covering his ears with his hands to shut Oishi's voice out. "I can't hear you meanie!"

Hanging his head, Oishi looked defeated, so Fuji stepped in. "Ah, I think I may have confused the information. Gomen. Kaidoh, I think Inui said that Momo wanted to rub you down. I'm not sure how I could have mistakenly said the wrong name." Fuji grinned, acting as though it was no big deal and that World War Three hadn't erupted between the Golden Pair over it.

"Fsshhh…get it right Fuji sempai." Kaidoh glared at Fuji then turned his attention to Momo, who was stealing Ryoma's hat and trying to fit it on his big head. "You!" Kaidoh lunged with a growl and a new scuffle began.

"Eiji, please..." Oishi begged, pulling the red head's hands away from his ears. "I don't want to rub anything on anybody unless it's…" he trailed off, his face showing his nervousness.

"Unless what?" Eiji prodded, stepping in close to Oishi's body.

Fuji stood only a few feet from them, licking his lips in anticipation. Would this finally be their moment?

Oishi swallowed hard and glanced around to avoid Eiji's eyes. "Unless it's you." He whispered so soft that Fuji had to strain to hear those magical words.

Eiji squealed and threw himself at Oishi, hugging him while Fuji waited to see if Inui's plan would work. This was the first part of the plan—to get Eiji and Oishi to admit their feelings.

The Golden Pair hugged, giggling and whispering. But they didn't kiss, much to Fuji's disappointment. One kiss between them would give him enough fantasies for a month.

"Who would want to rub anything on you mamushi?" Momo yelled in retaliation as he ran around the fire with Kaidoh close on his heels.

"Take it back you pervert!" Kaidoh chased Momo, ready to take him down.

"I don't know what you are talking about." Momo jumped over a log, grabbing Ryoma by the shoulders and tossing him toward Kaidoh as a block.

"Fuji said so." Kaidoh found himself tangled up with Ryoma, tripping as the small boy flew into his path.

Momo came to a halt. "Fuji sempai." He met Fuji's smiling face with a harsh glare.

Ah, the next part of the plan, Fuji smiled, his enthusiasm pissing Momo off even more.

Bounding over to the tensai, Momo put his hand on his hip. "Did you tell him that?"

"Yes, I did." Fuji had to answer this way if the plan were to work.

Momo sputtered, mortified and disgruntled. "How could you say such a thing! Why would I want to do that to him?"

Tezuka stepped between Momo and Fuji, right on schedule. "Calm down Momoshiro."

Inui had been right, Tezuka rushed to his aid, to fight for his love's honor. With Kawamura in the cabin helping Inui and Oishi distracted by Eiji, Tezuka would have to extinguish the situation. Now all that was left was—.

"Fuji must have made a mistake Momo sempai, don't yell at him," Ryoma stood in front of Tezuka, holding a hand out to keep Momo back.

What? That wasn't supposed to happen. Echizen was supposed to side with Momo or just watch without participating. His behavior defied the data, completely interrupted the plan. Why would he stand up for Fuji?

Tezuka moved aside, letting his younger version play the knight in shining armor. He returned to the fire, picking up the stray sticks they had used to roast marshmallows, leaving Fuji to be protected by…ochibi?

Something had gone horribly wrong with the plan, Fuji's hope deflated.

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Golden Pair smoochies next.

A/N: I like that everyone is trying to figure out what's going on with Ryoma, Fuji, and Tez… it will all be explained, but not until the end. Just remember, Inui's data is never wrong. ;) I figure there will be about 11 or 12 chapters total, so I should be finished soon.