Backup and the DNA Thief

There was a knock on the door. "Do they have mints!" Kali lost her focus on Mali's diary and she snatched it, along with the hook. She opens the door to reveal three guys.

"Hello, uhm, is Duo and Trowa here?"

"Oh, your Quatre, Heero and Wu Fei, right?"

"Yes." She steps out the way for them to come in.

"Don't you have a twelve year old sister?" Quatre asks. He then felt something land on his head. He looks up and Sees Kali.

"Yea, do you have any mints, milk, or shiny objects?"

"No, why?"

"Just a warning."

"Shhhhiiiiiiinnnnnnnnneeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy………….MINE!" She pounces on Heero, then steals his gun.

"WTF! HEY! GIVE THAT BACK! YOU CAN'T BE MESSING AROUND WITH THAT!" Kali looks lazily at him.

"Why not?" He tries to get the gun back but she puts it out of his reach. "Nehy nehy!" She gets off him and jumps to the rafters again as she inspects it. "It looks rusted…"

"Uhg, sorry, she'll lose interest in it soon. Please, sit down. Why do we need a baby-sitter?"

"Attempts have been made on your fathers life. We were sent to protect you actually sense he's out doing business. We heard he doesn't know when He'll be back." Quatre sits by Duo, who was holding ice between his legs. Heero sits on an arm chair and Wu Fei sits on the other side of Duo. Trowa was leaning against the wall. The other sisters were eating. They wouldn't DARE eat the asylum's food.

"Do you want anything to eat?" They shake their heads. "Well, are you staying HERE or somewhere ELSE?"

"We don't know. We'll have to check in with the Preventer HQ." Quatre states. "Would you mind if we used your phone?" Mali's scurries into the kitchen. Soon, she comes back in, but with out the phone. She looks at Kali.

"Kali, what did you do with the phone?" She asks sweetly. Kali looks off in thought.

"Uhmmm…What did I do with it?" She mumbles. "Oh yea! I threw it at that dog. Then it ran off with it." Mali's eye twitches.

"You. Did. WHAT?"

"You heard me." She says as she inspects Heero's gun again. "Hey, all of these are blanks…" She whines. Mali smacks her forehead and put a hand in her back pocket. She pulls out a black cell phone and tosses it to Quatre.

"Please hurry, I don't have a lot of minutes left." Quatre nods as he quickly dials the number. After a few minutes, he hangs up and tosses the phone to Mali. Kali, hanging by her tail, hangs from the rafter's and catches it, right in front of Mali. Her eye twitches as she looks at her. "What are you doing?"

"Seein what games you got………damn, you ain't got squat. Oh well. What games can I download?"

"Your not doing anything to my phone!" Kali sticks her tongue out at her.

"You wanna bet?" Kali sighs and walks into the kitchen. "Are you guys staying here or somewhere else?"

"They said we could stay here if you don't mind."

"Fine, I'll show you to your rooms later. Want anything?"

"No." And all this time, Kali was smirking.

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"Heero, this is your room." Bree pushes the door open for him.

"Hn." He walks in as Bree shuts the door behind him.

'God, isn't HE mister talkative. Do his vocal cords even WORK?' Bree walks back down stairs and she sees a diary floating in mid air. "Kali…"

"Eh?"

"Why are you such a pain?"

"Your just jealous."

"Of what?" She shrugs.

"Beats the hell out of me. We have any fish?" Bree sighs and walks away. It was about ten at night. She was leaving for bed.

"Kali, be sure to lock the door when you come back in." She was answered with a yawn. 'She's tired at ten? The excitement must of taken a lot out of her.' She looked behind her and saw Kali passed out on the rafter, straddling it with her arms hanging and her tail twitching every few seconds. Bree sighed and walked to her room. When Kali heard her door close, she sprang up and jumped off the rafter.

'Phase one, gather DNA of all five pilots.' She crept up the stairs and entered Duo's room. She pulled out some scissors and tip toed toward his bed. Not that she really needed to, she WAS part feline. Anyway, she snatched some of his hair and sniped off the ends. About an inch, and placed it in a vial. She wanted to swat it around badly! She ignored her wanting and placed his braid back. The next pilot was Wu Fei. She crept out of Duo's and into Wu Fei's. She sniped some of his hair and placed it in a vial, separate from Duo's. She left him to his dreams and crept into Trowa's room. Snipped some of his, then went to Quatre's, after placing it in a third vial. Got Quatre's, then placed it in a fourth. 'Now for Mr. Yuy.' She crept to his room. She could see the light on through the crack in the door, and clicking of a key board. 'Aw, man! Here I thought this was going to be easy! Wait…I still have his gun. If I get caught, I can tell him I was giving it back. Yay for meh!' She slowly twisted the knob, listening for the sound of keys to stop. It didn't, so she stepped in silently. Mr. Perfect Soldier didn't hear a thing. She crept over to him and grabbed a small tuft of his hair. She was about to snip when he spoke.

"What do you want?" She froze.

'Damn it! I screwed up!' She let go and quickly placed the scissors back into her pocket before he turned around. "I came to give you your gun back. It's rusted a bit…" She pulled it out of her back pocket and handed it to him. He just looks from the gun to her and back before taking it hesitantly.

"That's not why you're here, is it?"

"What? You dun trust me?"

"…" He puts the gun by his laptop and looks at her still. She turns and leaves.

'Damn it all! I FUCKED UP! How am I going to get his DNA for N.J.S. now?'

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S.S: DUN DUN DUN! Kali is working for an enemy! What will happen to her now that she didn't get Heero's DNA? And sorry about it being kinda short -.-'