100 Percent – The Couples Revealed

Some of you will love me, some won't… the pairings are revealed in this chapter!

Disclaimer: I don't own Prince of Tennis

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Chapter 10

Ryoma was kissing him! Fuji's mind reeled though his body remained limp. What was happening? The little lips on his moved, pushing aggressively against his own.

Finding his sanity, Fuji's hands came up between them, forcing Ryoma back. "What are you doing?" Fuji demanded, fury and confusion brewing in his eyes.

"You don't like it?" Ryoma asked, more than a tad arrogant. He was downright smirking as though proud that he had taken Fuji by surprise and stolen a kiss.

Fuji smacked at Echizen's hands which were too close for comfort. "No I didn't like it. What were you thinking?"

"Mada mada dane," Ryoma said, sighing and stepping back. "Do you like me Fuji sempai?"

Fuji gasped, startled by the question. "What? Of course I…I don't. I mean, I like you as a teammate…as a tennis player…but not like that."

"Oh?" Ryoma raised one eyebrow. "I must have misunderstood some signals then. You seem pretty clueless about who you flirt with sempai, maybe some other people have noticed…" Ryoma was opening the door, trailing off as he entered the living room. "Momo sempai, want to go for a walk with me?"

Momo sat up, tossing the trashy manga on the coffee table. "Let's hit it!" He bounced up and they departed, leaving Fuji to make sense of all that had just happened.

What had Ryoma meant? Had he really been flirting with him and not even known it? Takashi had said something similar, thinking he liked Ryoma. He had been paying the first year more attention lately, especially at practice—attention he normally gave Tezuka. And he had even walked Ryoma home a few times when Momo-chan had errands to run.

A realization struck Fuji and his mouth dropped open in shock. Suddenly, it was all crystal clear. How had he not seen it before? Tezuka thought Fuji liked Echizen.

Fuji ran into the third bedroom, not bothering to knock. Kaidoh was laid out on a futon face down with Inui straddling his buttocks, massaging his bare back.

"Inui! If I tell Tezuka that I like him and not Echizen, what will happen?" The idea coursed through him and he prayed he had found the loophole to Inui's data.

Inui looked over his shoulder with a smile. "The probability that Tezuka will be receptive is 100 percent."

Fuji bounced, holding onto the door frame. "Thanks Inui!"

Inui called after him, "He'll probably kiss you, be prepared!"

Fuji ran out of the cabin, he had been prepared for as long as he could remember. Rounding the corner, he collided with Tezuka who had been returning from the campfire. Omphh, the tensai lost his footing and landed on his butt

"Fuji, are you alright?" Tezuka bent over to help his fallen friend.

"Tezuka…" Fuji's arms snaked around Tezuka's neck and pulled him down to the ground.

"Fuji?" Tezuka had a hard time hiding his embarrassment.

"I don't like Echizen." He blurted out. "I like you. I like you Tezuka Kunimitsu." Breathing hard from the tumble and nervousness, Fuji waited, watching the words click in Tezuka's eyes.

Tezuka closed his eyes and gave a soft chuckle. "Are you sure? Because I don't share."

Fuji's mouth opened wide as he smiled, showing off his perfect teeth. "Tezuka…"

"Guess I'll have to prove it to you," Tezuka said, hesitantly leaning his head forward. He stopped, resting his forehead against Fuji's.

Wasting no time, Fuji angled his face and stole Tezuka's lips. If buchou was nervous, Fuji would find the nerve to propel them forward. Their lips touched lightly, lingering before Tezuka's moved, taking the lead.

One kiss turned into two and two turned into so many that Fuji lost count. Each one soft, each one gentle, but the best part, was each contained a dash of Tezuka's passion and a sprinkle of shyness. Most wouldn't have guessed such a passionate being lurked behind Tezuka's spectacles, but Fuji had seen the caged beast pacing in those dark eyes and coveted that hidden personality.

Tezuka finally pulled away, panting slightly. He repositioned his glasses, which had been squashed against his eyebrow. "What did Echizen have to say after I left?"

Maneuvering to his feet, Fuji helped Tezuka stand and they brushed the dirt off their clothes. "He kissed me."

Fuji expected Tezuka to scowl and flash his infamous disappointed eyes at him, but the captain smirked.

"Hmm, I told him not to, only as a last resort. He's quite determined." Tezuka said thoughtfully, taking Fuji's hand in his own. They began to walk back inside to their room.

"You told him to kiss me?" Fuji questioned, not sure if he had heard right.

"I suggested it as a last resort, but he's impatient." Tezuka clarified, as though that were answer enough.

"I don't understand." Fuji shook his head.

Once in their bedroom, Tezuka shut the door behind him and let go of Fuji's hand. "It's a long story, but Echizen was doing me a favor."

"Tell me later," Fuji said, throwing his arms around Tezuka's neck again, stealing another kiss.

"Time to turn over Kaidoh," Inui said, shifting off of Kaidoh's hips. He was looking forward to oiling up his little kitty's chest.

"Over? What for Inui sempai?" Kaidoh asked suspiciously.

"Hoi, hoi!" Eiji's head appeared in the door with a giant grin. Oishi's head popped out next to his with an equally impish smile.

"Come in," Inui said, standing up. He wiped his oiled hands on a small hand towel.

Eiji gabbed Oishi's hand, holding it firmly, and walked into the room. He was boasting his success and proudly showing off his new boyfriend.

"Eiji!" Oishi looked ready to faint and Inui made a mental note that the vice-captain was roughly 65 percent ready to declare their relationship to the team. But apparently, Eiji was 100 percent ready and the gregarious red head would most definitely win that battle.

"It's okay Oishi, Inui knows and…" Eiji looked at Kaidoh who had rolled over to lie on his back, "and Kaidoh won't say anything, right?"

"Fsshh…" Kaidoh's eyes glanced away. He seemed unsure of how to act in front of the happy couple.

Inui held his hand up to Oishi. "I had already estimated the probability of your feelings for each other so your secret is safe with me… and Kaidoh. Right Kaidoh?"

Kaidoh grumbled and rested his forearm across his eyes. "Yes Inui sempai." He agreed obediently, much to Inui's happiness. He was a good kitty, a most adorable and loyal pet.

"Nya, Inui," Eiji whispered, moving close to the data tennis player. "Guess what we just saw?"

If it were possible, Inui believed he would have seen little pink hearts in place of Eiji's sparkling eyes.

"Eiji, you little gossip—" Oishi started.

"Fuji and buchou were kissing on the side of the cabin and now…" he drew out the sentence for dramatic effect, "now their bedroom door is closed!" He practically sang the last words, his voice rising.

"Shhhh, they'll hear." Oishi looked mortified, frantically looking between Eiji and the wall that partitioned the room they were in and Fuji and Tezuka's bedroom.

Patting himself on the back for his ingenious plan, Inui smirked. "So all four couples are progressing as planned, perfect." He mused to himself out loud.

"Four?" Kaidoh squeaked from the floor.

"Eh? Oh no, did I say four?" Inui gave his fake laugh to cover up his slip of the tongue.

"You did say four!" Eiji bounced. "Who else? Let's see, there's Kawamura, Ochibi…Kawamura and Ochibi? Really?"

Oishi looked up to the ceiling, whispering to himself the names of their teammates to figure the other two pairings out.

"Kawamura is straight," Inui said. Who would have guessed Kawamura and Echizen anyway? Eiji could be a bit quick to jump sometimes without thinking.

"But I thought Momo was straight," Oishi said, scratching his forehead.

A groan from the floor captured everyone's attention. All eyes landed on Kaidoh who had figured out the four pairs and was wincing in embarrassment. If Kawamura was straight, that automatically made Kadioh not straight.

"I've said too much." Inui sighed, pushing his glasses up his nose nervously. "I wasn't supposed to say anything, so you'll have to promise me to keep quiet. All of you." He glared at Eiji, specifically referring to the blabbermouth.

"Hoi, hoi, you can count on me. My lips are sealed." Eiji pantomimed zipping his lips and tossing away the key. "Except when Oishi's kiss—"

Oishi's hand slapped over Eiji's mouth. He laughed, horribly embarrassed. "They get the idea Eiji."

"Momoshiro and Echizen have been involved for quite a while already, but Momo isn't ready to admit the relationship. He's afraid of what everyone will think." Inui spoke in a hushed voice.

"I know how he feels," Oishi said with a sigh, dropping his hand from Eiji's mouth when his partner started licking at his with his tongue. He wiped his sticky-wet hand against his shorts.

Another loud groan from the floor made Eiji giggle. Kaidoh had certainly gathered who his "partner" was now. Tezuka had Fuji, Momo had Ryoma, Eiji had Oishi, and Kawamura was the odd man out—straight.

That meant Inui had Kaidoh.

Kaidoh scurried up off the floor and grabbed his shirt. "I'm going for a run."

Inui furrowed his brows. "You don't have anymore training scheduled for today."

But Kaidoh was out the door, fleeing as fast as his feet could carry him.

"Nya, he just needs to think Inui, he'll come around." Eiji winked at him.

"I'm not worried." Inui smiled. "The probability that Kaidoh likes me is 91 percent." The only thing was, Kaidoh didn't quite know that he liked Inui yet, but that wouldn't be an obstacle for the Data Master.

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A/N: More coming soon…but the couples are as stated in this chapter. I also plan on writing out "the plan" at the end of the story – the plan as from Inui's data book. Now don't hate me because I clearly stated the pairings in the summary line of the story. (evil giggle) But there will be no Fuj/Tez/Ryoma pairing in this fic, though the idea does fascinate me and I may write another story about that.

I decided to use the 100 percent instead of "a hundred percent" in this chapter to see if I like it better. I know you're supposed to use numbers instead of writing it out for large amounts, so maybe I'll update all the other chapters sometime to match… or maybe I'll be lazy and grammatically incorrect. ;)