100 Percent – Spies & Secrets

This chapter equals some cuteness, some humor, and a whole lot of Fuji-ness. ;)

Disclaimer: I don't own Prince of Tennis

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Chapter 12

"I was…having some private time, get over it," Momoshiro lied once he was questioned about his lack of pants. He stood there, next to the tree, cupping his jewels with his hands. How mortifying.

"But where are your pants?" Kaidoh asked, looking at anything except Momo standing in his shirt and shoes.

"Just leave me alone mamushi! I'm having a moment here." Momo was never going to live this down, he just knew it.

"Fsshh…" Kaidoh hissed. "Just point me in the direction of the cabin baka!"

"That way," Momo said, pointing.

"I can't see where you're pointing. I can't look because you don't have on any pants!" Kaidoh refused to look at Momoshiro.

"Baka! Straight ahead, follow the path." He yelled, exasperated with the conversation.

Kaidoh shielded his eyes with his hands, blocking out the direction in which Momo was standing and bolted down the path.

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"Do you hear anything?" Eiji asked, waiting his turn to use the glass to listen through the wall. The Golden Pair had returned to their room and were currently spying on Tezuka and Fuji with a glass from the kitchen.

"Shhh…" Oishi shushed him. "I think I heard a giggle."

"A giggle! Was it Fuji? Does Tezuka giggle?" Eiji wondered out loud.

"Hush," Oishi reminded his bubbly partner.

After five long, agonizing minutes he handed Eiji the glass. "They must be asleep."

"Or doing it." Eiji snickered, sticking his tongue out at Oishi.

"I think we'd hear something if they were doing it." Oishi sat on his futon, taking his socks off.

"Move our futons together," Eiji said, straining to hear through the glass.

"Why?" Oishi asked.

Eiji turned away from the glass. "Why?" He whispered loudly. "So we can sleep next to each other."

Oishi paled. "Oh? Already? I was hoping we could go slow, build up to it, I'm not even sure I know how—"

Eiji cut him off with a kiss, kneeling on Oishi's futon. "Silly, so we can sleep next to each other, not with each other. Did you think I wanted to jump you?"

"Well… yeah." Oishi grinned bashfully. "You don't?"

"Nya, I do. But not here. What if Fuji and Tezuka are listening to us? I'd die if buchou heard our first time." Eiji made a funny face and Oishi laughed.

"I doubt Fuji and Tezuka care about what we are doing," Oishi said, pulling Eiji close for a hug. "I would like to snuggle tonight…"

"Hoi, me too," Eiji slipped his arms around Oishi's waist, nuzzling his nose in the crook of his neck.

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"I think they said your name Tezuka," Fuji whispered, kneeling by the wall, his hand cupped to his ear to hear better.

"Fuji, stop eavesdropping." Tezuka groaned, embarrassed.

"And that they are going to snuggle." Fuji pouted. "That's not kinky."

"Come here," Tezuka said firmly and Fuji obeyed. "Leave them alone."

"But they're soooo cute…" Fuji slinked over to Tezuka, crawling on his hands and knees. They hadn't pulled their futons together because Tezuka fussed that Echizen would return any moment and they couldn't be so impolite to their roommate.

"Yes, they may be…cute," Tezuka struggled with the word cute, "but I'd like to spend our alone time together," he hinted, though when Fuji's hands came to rest on his thighs, Tezuka jumped.

"Shall we race them to see who can consummate their relationship first?" There was a devious twinkle in Fuji's eyes.

"Absolutely not." Tezuka reacted in the same tone he used on the tennis courts as their captain.

"Now where's your competitive spirit?" Fuji teased, reaching for his backpack. "Okay, tell me why you said Echizen could kiss me." He pulled out a pair of pajama shorts and a t-shirt.

Tezuka straightened his glasses and cleared his throat. "It's a long story. Inui approached me a few weeks ago and asked when you and I were going to "get together." At first I acted like I didn't know what he was talking about, but he broke me down with his constant badgering."

"Hn, Inui's persistence can be effective." Fuji pulled his shirt off and fiddled with the t-shirt he planned to put on, conveniently taking his time.

"He compiled data for me and the results were as I assumed. There was a chance that you had latent feelings and attraction for Echizen which would inevitably come between you and I. You know how I feel about taking unnecessary risks…"

"Meaning I subconsciously desire Echizen. Hn, I suppose I could, everyone seems to think so, even Kawamura." Fuji smiled and slipped his pajama t-shirt over his head.

Tezuka stared while Fuji changed shirts then continued. "Inui devised a plan that would enable you to face your attraction to Echizen now, before we...you know…"

"Do it." Fuji smirked.

"Get together." Tezuka shifted on his futon, noticeably nervous. "I was going to say 'get together,'" he reaffirmed.

"Ah, please continue." Fuji had his shorts off this time, the hem of his t-shirt barely covering his butt as he stood to shimmy into his pajama shorts.

"Eh…" Tezuka had to look away since Fuji's state of half-undress distracted him greatly. "But I was afraid that you would want Echizen if you faced your feelings for him, so I convinced Inui to create a plan to do the opposite."

"How very un-buchou like of you to want me to hate him. I'm impressed by your scheming, especially since it worked—I wanted to claw his eyes out earlier," Fuji commented, finally dressed. He sat down with a plop next to Tezuka on the futon, snuggling close.

"Yes well…you weren't supposed to hate him..." Tezuka's eyes widened.

"Hn, I don't hate him…" Fuji's eyes drew close to Tezuka's face, "now that I know he doesn't want you," he added with a sense of authority and possessiveness in his voice.

"That's good. Anyway, Echizen agreed to help, even though he's currently involved with someone, and he was only supposed to kiss you as a last resort." Tezuka's arm slipped around behind Fuji's back and pulled him closer.

"It wasn't much of a kiss, more like an assault," Fuji said, his voice dropping to a seductive tenor.

"I think he was impatient and wanted the charade to end immediately. I don't think he liked pretending that he liked me to be honest," Tezuka admitted.

A thoughtful look crossed Fuji's face. "I can't believe you'd go through all this trouble for me buchou…Tezuka buchou…" Fuji began purring Tezuka's name.

Tezuka blushed and his arm around Fuji twitched. "Well, it wasn't that much trouble…" he tried to explain.

"Oh yes it was. You had Inui and Echizen involved and…wait a minute, did you say Echizen is involved with someone? Who?" Fuji's interest peaked.

Tezuka smiled. "Now that's something I promised not to reveal. Sorry Fuji."

Fuji pouted and leaned into Tezuka's body. "No worries, I'll find out."

"I'm sure you will." Tezuka's voice growled a little—his attempt at being husky—and he decided to take a quick kiss. He knew Echizen wouldn't be back for the night, but Fuji didn't know that and now that Tezuka had the lead, he wanted to set the pace. "I need to change for bed."

Hands suddenly slipped under Tezuka's shirt. "I can help you with that."

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A/N: I'll be wrapping the story up soon. I'll probably touch on Inui/Kaidoh and Momo/Ryoma a bit more then be done.

I'm in the process of moving next week, so I'll try to post the next chapter before then, otherwise, it may be after the 16th before I get to finish the story. Thanks for all the reviews!