100 Percent – Muffin
Here's a chapter that wrote itself. I must have been hungry or something! LOL Anywho, more antics and fun at the weekend cabin.
Disclaimer: I don't own Prince of Tennis
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Chapter 15
Unfortunately, Fuji and Tezuka didn't even get a chance to win the race because Tezuka had come to his senses after fully waking up and fled to the bathroom to brush his teeth and hide from Fuji.
Oh well, Fuji thought, rolling up the futons for the day. Tezuka had a sexy side and discovering that tidbit made the event worth while.
Eiji appeared in the doorway with a mega-sized grin. He giggled then came into the room and shut the door behind him.
"Fuji, guess what!" Eiji squealed, hopping across the room to hug his best friend.
"Eh? What?" Fuji smiled and hugged Eiji back. Just once he'd like to give the redhead's perky ass a squeeze, but Fuji resisted.
"Oishi just asked me to be his boyfriend!" Eiji pulled away from the hug, bouncing in place from jubilant happiness.
"Eiji, that's wonderful," Fuji said. "Tell me how it happened, I want all the details."
"Okay, well we were getting dressed, after you left this morning, and I decided to be a tease," Eiji started. "So I took off all my clothes and started dancing."
Fuji tilted his head, trying to imagine what a naked dancing Eiji would look like. Needless to say, it was an unusual image. "Hn, so then what?"
"So then he said, "Eiji, will you put some clothes on please." And I stuck out my tongue and asked why. Then Oishi said, "because I don't want my boyfriend to catch a cold." And then I said, "who is this boyfriend of yours?" Then he blushed, oh my gosh it was so cute Fuji, and he said, "well I was hoping you were." And I said, "well no one has asked me yet." So he asked me!" Eiji looked as though he were about to combust from the sheer joy of retelling the story.
"So you are official now, I'm so jealous." Fuji grinned and opened his eyes. "If he ever breaks your heart, I'll break his legs."
"Fuji!" Eiji gasped.
Fuji's statement had been 100 percent serious and Eiji knew it.
"What if I break his heart?" Eiji asked curiously.
That was something Fuji had never considered, but he had an answer. "Then I'll be forced to break up with Tezuka and pursue Oishi myself."
That had Eiji gasping even more. "What!"
The horrified look on Eiji's face was insurance that he'd never break Oishi's heart now because he feared Fuji would swoop in and coddle the vice-captain's wounded heart. Though Fuji would never break up with Tezuka for Oishi, Eiji didn't know that and the thought of it should keep him in line. Honestly, Fuji would probably pursue Eiji in that case, but this wasn't the time to bring that up.
"Relax Eiji, you two will die together," Fuji said with a smile.
Eiji groaned and smacked his forehead. "That's an even worse thing to say! I don't want to die!" Eiji's dramatics kicked in.
Fuji laughed. "I didn't mean it like that. I meant you'd grow old together because you two are perfect for each other."
"Really?" Eiji's mellow drama turned into puppy love as he fished for another compliment.
"Yes, really. So how do you suppose I should get Tezuka to ask me to be his boyfriend?" Fuji said.
The door to the bedroom opened and Tezuka walked in, carrying his toothbrush and a towel. "I thought I was your boyfriend." He looked a little apprehensive.
Eiji's eyes popped open. "Tezuka!"
The captain had little time before a blur of red hair and gumby arms propelled at him. Eiji actually jumped on Tezuka.
Fuji laughed, mostly at the expression on Tezuka's face—he looked like a deer caught in headlights.
"Tezuka and Fuji!" Eiji squealed, his legs wrapped around Tezuka's waist, his arms around his neck.
Tezuka wobbled and put his hand against the wall to keep his balance. His composure, however, was much harder to maintain.
"Kikumaru, what are you doing?" Tezuka's voice cracked.
Eiji slid down, his feet touching the floor, though his arms remained wrapped around Tezuka's neck. Then he did something most humorous and outrageous. He kissed Tezuka on the cheek with a loud, wet smack of his lips.
Fuji's laugh deepened. Oh Eiji, he thought, you spaz.
"Buchou, you and Fuji are together now, I'm so excited. You have to double date with me and Oishi. We're together now too! Did you know? I bet you and Oishi will talk about it later, ooh, did you know about Momo and ochibi?"
Just then Oishi walked by the open door and flinched. He poked his head in the door and yelled, "Eiji! STOP BLABBING!"
Eiji just laughed and tackled Oishi instead, leaving a shaken Tezuka behind his wake.
The Golden Pair rumbled out of the room, Oishi scolding Eiji and Eiji giggling up a storm.
Fuji approached Tezuka and very gently wiped the spot on his cheek where Eiji had kissed him with his hand. After that, he leaned up on his toes and kissed the same spot.
"I want to be the last person who kissed you," Fuji said, gazing into Tezuka's eyes. "So you thought you were already my boyfriend…I don't remember you asking."
Tezuka narrowed his eyes a bit and adjusted his glasses. "I don't remember you asking either, but that didn't stop me from properly assessing the situation."
Fuji made a soft sound in appreciation of Tezuka's blunt honesty. "But I bet it's nice to be asked…to have it confirmed." Fuji teased, playing the hem of Tezuka's t-shirt.
"Yes, I'm sure it is." Tezuka nodded then moved past Fuji to put his toothbrush back in his overnight bag.
Of course, Tezuka had to bend over and Fuji seized the opportunity to fondle Tezuka's backside, giving it a good squeeze, just like he'd wanted to do to Eiji.
Tezuka jumped with a squeak. "Fuji!"
"Are you going to ask me?" Fuji said, pretending like he didn't just squeeze Tezuka's ass.
"Ask you what?" Tezuka stared at him blankly.
Hn, Tezuka could be so frustrating sometimes. Fuji licked his lips. "To be your boyfriend."
Tezuka scratched his arm, taking his time to answer. Finally he said, "I have to get that approved from my current boyfriend." He stepped up to Fuji and grabbed him firmly around the waist, pulling him to his body.
"Tezuka…" Fuji was surprised.
A passionate kiss met his lips and Fuji felt Tezuka's hands slide down to his butt, giving it a soft squeeze.
"Hey Fuji, there's this really annoying guy who wants me to be his boyfriend, but I already told him I have a boyfriend, so it's up to you. What do you want me to tell him?" Tezuka said with a straight face.
So the rigid and quiet Tezuka had a sense of humor after all, albeit a strange sense of humor, but he had one.
Fuji sighed dramatically and leaned back in Tezuka's arms. "Is this guy cute?"
"Very."
"Do you like him?"
"Yes, a lot."
"Then I guess you have to ask him…" Fuji smiled and leaned up to give Tezuka a kiss.
"Maybe later. I want to watch him squirm some before I give him what he wants." Tezuka said, receiving a smack on his shoulder.
"You're so naughty," Fuji said, giggling now.
"You have no idea," Tezuka responded, squeezing Fuji's ass fast and hard.
Fuji jumped, letting out a loud squeal.
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Momo woke up from all the squealing. His noisy teammates carried on loudly, didn't they know he was sleeping on the sofa? How rude. As feeling came back into his body, Momo realized Ryoma was sleeping on him.
Kaidoh blew past on his way to the bathroom with a hiss. Next, Inui walked by saying hello as he headed for the kitchen. Then Oishi waved from the door of his bedroom, obviously engaged in a conversation with Eiji.
Just a normal morning, Momo thought, letting his eyes close again. Oh shit! His eyes popped open and he sat up quickly. Ryoma thudded to the floor with a loud oomph.
"Momo sempai." Ryoma's sleepy voice whined.
Momo was too panicked to notice. All he could think about was how he'd tried so hard to keep his sexual preference a secret and now they had all seen Ryoma snuggled all over him. They knew, they had too!
Eiji came out of his room and rushed over to Ryoma to help him up. "Hoi, Momo chan, your little muffin needs some help. What did you do, push him off?"
Muffin? Momo flat lined. That was it, he'd been found out and all he could do now was hope aliens came and beamed him up.
"Oi, Momo sempai, muffin to Momo, do you hear me?" Ryoma teased, getting to his feet and waving a hand over Momo's face.
"Oh my gosh, I love it! Ochibi the muffin!" Eiji clapped with glee.
"I think he passed out," Ryoma said with a shrug. He yawned and looked around. "So what's for breakfast?"
"Hoi! Muffins!" Eiji beamed, tackling Ryoma back to the ground, nibbling at him as though he were going to eat him.
"Eiji…" Oishi hung his head. Did his boyfriend ever turn off?
"I heard we were having muffins," Fuji came out of his bedroom with a grin.
"I believe we are having Echizen because Kikumaru has affectionately nicknamed him muffin," Inui said, leaning out from the kitchen.
"I want a muffin," Kawamura poked his head out of the third bedroom.
"Me too," Kaidoh yelled from the bathroom.
"Then it's settled, we're having muffins!" Eiji proclaimed, letting go of Ryoma.
"Oi, Kikumaru sempai, you're heavy." Ryoma muttered.
Tezuka came out behind Fuji. "I'll make the muffins."
Everyone laughed, Tezuka had missed the joke.
"What?" He glanced around, scowling when no one answered him. "Fine, but I'm still making muffins."
The laughter doubled in volume.
"Tezuka, how do you like your muffins?" Inui asked between laughs.
Tezuka raised an eyebrow and stopped in the middle of the living room. "Soft and moist, why?"
Though it didn't seem possible, the laughing increased, some regulars nearing the point of crying.
Tezuka ignored the laughing and went into the kitchen, pushing by Inui who had to hold onto the counter because he was laughing so hard.
Momoshiro came to, the laughing jolting him back. He sat up and blinked a few times. He had missed something, that was for sure. "What's going on?"
"Oh nothing Momo, we were just talking about muffins," Oishi giggled.
"Momo likes his muffin hot and buttered," Ryoma said with a smirk.
The dying laughter revitalized, a new wave filling the small cabin.
Momo got the joke and turned beet red. "Echizen!"
Tezuka still didn't get it and put his hand on his hip. "I don't see what's so funny, I like my muffins hot and buttered too."
That did it. The regulars were on the floor rolling they were laughing so hard.
"What?" Tezuka asked.
Fuji, the only one who had managed to keep standing upright, walked over to Tezuka. "I'll let you butter my muffin if you let me butter yours."
And then, Tezuka finally got the gist of the joke, though he wasn't laughing. He was too busy defending off a pair of smiling lips to laugh.
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A/N: So I didn't write a lemon, gomen! I may add one in later, but for now, I want to keep it fun and light. I'll probably have another chapter up by the end of the week. Thanks for all the reviews and Happy 4th of July!