Alatsuki Camping Trip

Hey Everybody! Well, here it is and thank you Katie for the idea! I hope you all like this story. This is my shout out to all you loyal readers out there of the Akatsuki and their adventures….thank you XD! You're too great. Without further ado…Akatsuki Camping Trip Much Love AkiraDawn

Some Background…

Every summer, in the month of August, the Akatsukis go on a 3 day camping trip in a local state park. 'The Leader' always encourages the camping trip because he feels that nature helps Itachi's rage issues by about 3 and Kisame really enjoys all the fish. This year was no different (except for the fact that there were 2 new members), it was Friday and the 7 of them were preparing to leave…

"Hey Itachi, yeah?" Poke, poke. "Hey, Itachi, yeah." Poke, poke. "Hey Itachi, yeah." Poke, poke "Hey Ita…"

"What the HELL do you want!" Itachi screamed at Deidara.

"Do you think we'll need an iron and an ironing board, yeah?" Deidara asked holing up the steam iron.

"Oh course we'll need an iron and an ironing board!" Itachi told him. They always packed a giant extension cord (4 actually) to plug the iron into the 25 amp electric box at the campground.

"Sasori, you packed the charcoal, the cooler, the giant ass bug light and the camp stove right?" Kisame asked.

"Got it!" Sasori answered.

"Hidan, really, do you need all the religious items for this trip?" Kakuzu asked disgruntled as he loaded the tents and the camp site lighting.

"Kakuzu! Do you just think religion isn't important, seriously? You are always trying to tell me to leave my Jasshin behind, really! I need all these things! You leave me and my Jasshin alone, seriously!' Hidan barked at Kakuzu and loaded all his Jasshin religious based items.

Zetsu was in charge of all the pillows, blankets, the air mattresses. He had them piled high in his arms and clumsily threw them in a giant pile into the (now infamous) AKTSUKI van (remember, Chrysler Town & Country, 2005, light blue in color: first Debuted in Akatsuki Beach Trip).

"Okay, I just got off the phone; Dana will be out Saturday, yeah." Deidra said. Itachi dropped the massive pile of clothes that he had in his arms.

"What did you just say?" Itachi demanded.

"I said Okay, I just got off the phone; Da…"

"I know! I know, what you said…you mean to tell me….that Dana….DANA….is coming on our camping trip?" Itachi was squealing a little bit and his eyes were blinking really fast. Deidara glared at Itachi.

"Don't…you…go there…with…me…yeah. Besides, Itachi she's only coming out for the day, yeah and you know you can't have her." If there was anything Deidara would fight Itachi for…it was his beloved sister.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. But she's coming…to our campsite…on Saturday?" Deidara sighed…Itachi wasn't giving in.

"Yes…she is, yeah…now pick up those clothes." Deidara ordered him.

"Deidara, we're going to be gone for three days…why do you and Itachi need 12 shirts?" Kisame asked.

"Well, you never know, what if…a park ranger comes to our campsite, yeah?" Kisame looked at Deidara puzzled.

"So, what if one does?"

"Then, we'd know to change from jeans to khaki pants quickly, because park rangers don't wear jeans, yeah." Kisame was baffled.

"That makes…no fucking sense!" Kisame shook his head and loaded up their firewood. The van was absolutely packed and now it was decision time…who was going to drive the 40 minutes to get to the campground…

"Oh my god! Let me drive, yeah! You never let me drive, yeah!" Deidara begged.

"There's a reason we never let him drive." Zetsu whispered to Hidan.

"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease…I wanna drive, yeah." And Deidara used his secret weapon….pleading, desperate, 'can't say no to that' blue eyes (well, eye)

"FINE! But I am not co-pilot with you! Make Sasori do it, he…knows how to put up with you." Zetsu said.

"Yay!" Deidara was delighted. He hurried to the driver's seat with Sasori close by. Somehow…everyone managed to pile in the crammed van spite the fact that it was practically overflowing with camp stuff.

"Okay, reverse, yeah!" And Deidara floored it backing out of the apartment complexes parking lot…he gave everyone whip lash as he slammed on the brakes (that poor van).

"And….drive, yeah!" And Deidara floored it out of the parking lot…yes…more whip lash…the camping trip had officially begun.