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"DEIDARAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Sasori screamed, and there were 7 other terrified girly screams in the van. "OH MY GOD! SLOW DOWN! AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHH!" Sasori yelled, just then Deidara turned a corner causing crap in the van to fly everywhere and Itachi, Kisame, Zetsu, Hidan and Kakuzu were all piled up on one another. However, Deidara turned yet another curve going 25 miles over the speed limit.

"And this is my prayer that I pray, if I get out of this van alive I will not yell at Kakuzu for 20 minutes, seriously." Hidan had been praying since they left the apartment complex parking lot.

"I have never been this carsick. God! Deidara THIS IS WHY WE NEVER LET YOU DRIVE!" Itachi screamed.

"You know, you all act like I've never driven before, yeah." Deidara said calmly.

"YOU DRIVE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER DRIVEN BEFORE!" Kisame yelled. Deidara had slammed everyone all over the van turning curves when finally he slammed on the brakes, the tires squealed like crazy. He calmly brushed the long hair over his eye with his fingers while everyone else in the van panted with fear and had their eyes aide as plates.

"Sorry, there's a red light, yeah." Deidara said. Secretly everyone wised the red light would never change and that Sasori would take over the wheel. But unfortunately the light turned green and Deidara floored it through the light.

"Deidara! You have got to slow down of you're going to miss the entrance to the camp ground….oh shit there it was!" Sasori yelled watching the 'Welcome to the State Park' visitor sign fly away behind them, he noticed the speed limit: 25 mph. Deidara was going 59.

"Don't you worry Danna, yeah." And with that said Deidara made a U turn on a two lane road, flipping Zetsu into the cargo storage in the back and Kakuzu into Kisame's lap. Itachi had ended up in the front console and Hidan was praying for his life…still. Deidara slammed on the brakes again and used the turn signal before turning into the campground entrance. Deidara calmly cruised at 15 mph up to the campground registration window. He rolled down the window.

"Hi, we're here for our camping weekend. We're going to need a camper pass, yeah." And then came the million dollar smile.

"Alright, what's the reservation name under." The campground volunteer asked. Deidara thought a moment.

"Well, it's either under Akatsuki, 'The Leader', Uchiha, Sasori Danna, Hoshigaki Kisame, Zetsu, Hidan and Kakuzu, Deidara, yeah, 'TheLeader's Wife', of I guess it could also be listed under our phone number or the leader's phone number so I'll give them both to…

"Hold on." The volunteer cut Deidara off, he had a feeling this could go on for days. The volunteer soon returned with a stack of papers (campground rules, information etc.), a camper pass for the van. "You're campsite is number 41 loop B, there's a minimum of 2 vehicles per campsite, enjoy your stay with us. If you need anything out camp store is open until 9:30 pm and opens each morning at 8:00."

"Oh. Wait, hold on, um…what time do we need to check out on Sunday, yeah?"

"12:00 noon." He answered.

"Thanks, yeah." Deidara answered and then drove a comfortable 10 mph through the campground. Everyone was still a little stunned from the drive to the campground. "Oh there it is there's our site, yeah!" Deidara said quickly swerving the van over onto the concrete pad. The airbag quickly exploded from the steering console which left Deidara in a screaming panic because he thought that Sasori had pressed the 'hot air balloon activation' button. After that moment had passed, it was time to file out of the van.

"What a nice place! We are surrounded by trees in the back and on both sides!" Kisame noticed. Everyone took a moment to take in the surroundings, it a moment of pristine and peaceful silence….a short lived moment.

"Shit! What the? What the hell kind of campground is this? I don't have any fucking cell phone service!" Sasori yelled. And so Sasori started walking around holding the now infamous Pink RAZR in the air looking for cell phone service.

"Okay, Deidara you were stupid and didn't pay for our campsite when we checked in so me and Kisame are going to go back and pay." Zetsu said. "Hidan, you and Kakuzu go to the camp store and buy any kind of medicine they have for nausea and motion sickness. Itachi, you and Deidara start unpacking and getting the tents pitched." Zetsu delivered the duties as Sasori was wandering around looking for cell phone service. Perhaps Zetsu should have reconsidered who he gave the duties to.

"Itachi, isn't this great, being in the wild, the outdoors, the wilderness, yeah?" Deidara was delighted.

"Deidara, those people us have cable in their camper and Sasori is walking around with his damn cell phone." Itachi had broken his spirit…again.

"Itachi, you have no imagination, yeah." Deidara insisted.

"Here, shut up and help me unload our clothes." Itachi said opening up the van. Kisame would fix the air bag later on. Itachi and Deidara had brought a portable plastic closet with far too many clothes for three days, they pulled it out and set it upright. Deidara hung their clothes up while Itachi began pulling crap out of the van and throwing it on the ground. Sasori had managed to wander into a clump of trees searching for cell service.

"Hey, do you think it was a good idea that we left Itachi and Deidara to get the camp set up?" Kisame asked.

"Oh, probably not, but they couldn't handle the other tasks either." Zetsu said.

"True, I can picture Itachi trying to write a check now, last time he wrote a check…he nearly got kicked out of Walgreens." Kisame and Zetsu approached the campground office.

"Alright, Kakuzu, nausea medicine, that's what we're here for, really."

"Hey, Hidan they have those little sausages in the can in that aisle over there." Kakuzu said.

"Shut up! We're on the verge of throwing up from the carried from hell and so we have to get medicine now." Hidan hissed through gritted teeth. It was hard to tell what they would eventually come out of that store with….

Let the camping begin…