"Harder Itachi, push harder, yeah!" Deidara said.
"This isn't the right hole! Can't you see that it's just too tight?" Itachi yelled at him.
"Yes it is, Itachi! Just do it harder, yeah!" Deidara yelled back.
"Oh my god! Wait, wait….we need the instructions." It was at that moment that Itachi let go of the tent rod which sprung in the opposite direction causing a screaming Deidara to become wrapped in a canvas, tent poles, and rope.
"Itachi! Itachi! I'm stuck! I'm stuck in the tent, yeah!" Deidara yelled as Itachi calmly looked at the instructions. Itachi completely disregarded the thrashing blonde before him and was trying to decipher the instructions.
"God! Look! It says right here, insert pole A into unit B then connect with pole C… and quit thrashing!" Itachi yelled at him.
"But, I'm stuck! Oh god…get me out of here, yeah!"
"Deidara, you are so not stuck in that tent, now get the pole!" Itachi yelled.
Kisame and Zetsu paid for the camp site and were now returning to their site. It actually went smoothly, except for that lady in the registration office who kept poking Zetsu.
"Oh, I'm sorry I had no idea I wandered into another campsite, I'm looking for cell phone service." Sasori apologized to another group of campers and went the other direction.
"Hidan! Hidan check it out! They have shower caps in this store!" Kakuzu was excited.
"Kakuzu…WE'RE NOT HERE FOR SHOWER CAPS!" Hidan was pissed so he quickly paid for the 5 bottles of nausea medicine and pulled Kakuzu out of the camp store.
Somehow, in that 23 minute period, Deidara and Itachi had managed to put one of the tents up, there were now 4 more to go, plus the giant screen tent they had drug along with them. Kisame and Zetsu returned to help finish unloading the van, and help with the tents. It was obvious that Itachi and Deidara were struggling in the tent construction. It was hard to tell where Sasori had gone off to because he was nowhere to be seen and he was still looking for cell phone service.
"Hey check it out! I brought the kayak!" Kisame said yanking the kayak out of the van. Hidan and Kakuzu were coming down the campground road surprisingly peaceful. They handed over the nausea medicine to Zetsu who took it immediately. Hidan immediately grabbed the giant mesh tent and began trying to piece the poles together under the screen, he was getting just about as tangled up as Deidara was. Kakuzu had spotted the wretched owl camper lights and he immediately strung them from one tree to another and ran the giant orange extension cord into the electric box and plugged them into the 8 plug adapter that Itachi had plugged in earlier…they were now glowing little birds of wisdom. Sasori returned disgruntled that he hadn't yet found cell phone service. So, he took his frustration out on the cooler…pulling it out of the van and thrashing it around until he decided where he wanted to place it.
Forty minutes later, the tents were up, the camp chairs arranged, the owl lights glowing, Itachi and Deidara's clothes…hung, the cooler and food safely put aside, the camp stove propped under a tree, a clothes line hung…all was well…well almost.
"Okay, where are our towels, soap, shampoo and hair dryer? I must take a shower!" Itachi demanded. It was the one thing that Kisame hadn't yet unpacked. Itachi dug through the van until he found his shower survival items. "Deidara are you coming to shower with me?" the moment Itachi said it….he knew he messed up. A huge smile broke across Deidara's face. "Oh god…no, NO! Don't you even go there with me! You know I didn't mean it like THAT! God! Don't you even start with me! Do you want your fucking blonde shampoo or not?" Itachi was getting irate, however it would have been much worse had he not taken his rage pill or been in among nature. However, what really set him off was when Deidara looked over his shoulder and eyes Itachi with one pouty blue eye and then…he winked. "That's it! THAT IS IT! You get your own fucking crap for the shower! I hate you! You are the biggest dumbass there ever was! Don't ever EVER, wink at me AGAIN! If you were Dana you could wink at me all you want…..BUT YOU'RE NOT! Go to hell Deidara!"
"You know I think he gets angrier than Hidan does at Kakuzu." Sasori said to Zetsu.
"Couldn't agree more." He said. And so Itachi stormed off with endless bath supplies while Deidara gathered his. Kisame and Kakuzu were attempting to build a campfire for the night….keyword….attempting.