Hey everybody! I am going to try really hard to update tomorrow, however if I don't update it's because I have to go out of town until Sunday, so you'll have to wait until I get back for updates if I can't squeeze one more in. Enjoy!
"So do you think Itachi is wearing that towel so low on his hips to show off his tan line on purpose?" Zetsu asked.
"Of course I do. He's been working on that tan. He wants everyone to see that tan…well every female anyway." Kisame said. Itachi returned to the campsite, much to his dismay he didn't turn any heads on his way back. He went to the closet he and Deidara had drug along and sorted through it. Kisame had given up on building a fire and now Kakuzu and Sasori were attempting to build the fire.
"Kakuzu, do you really think it's a good idea to take gasoline from other cars and pour it on our wood just to try to get the fire to start faster?" Sasori asked.
"Well, I just didn't think the kerosene was enough." Kakuzu answered. Sasori reached for the matches and he lit one.
"Here it goes." Sasori said holding the match. He threw the math into the logs and a giant fireball erupted from the fire bin. It singed the leaves on the trees overhead…but at least the fire was started, even though now the flames were shooing three feet into the air. Itachi had now changed and emerged from the tent.
"That's one huge ass fire." He said to Sasori and Kakuzu. It was at that moment that Deidara had returned from the bath house.
"Who made the fire, yeah, it's huge!" Deidara said.
"That would be Zetsu and Sasori." Kisame said who had decided it was time for marshmallows.
"Hey Itachi, did we pack those loose fitting pants, the ones that are cottony soft to the touch, yeah?" Itachi spun around in his chair.
"Yeah, they're hanging….what the hell? How did you get a better tan than me? Why can't I see your tan line?" Itachi demanded.
"Itachi I don't have a better tan than you, yeah. It's the exact depth of tan….my line is just a little bit lower than yours, yeah." Deidara said finding the cottony soft black pants. Itachi didn't like this answer.
"How? How did this happen? You know what…never mind…I took my rage pill and nature makes me feel wonderful…you should wear the black Dole and Gabbana shirt with those pants.
"Itachi, how many marshmallows do you want?" Kisame asked shoving marshmallows onto a stick.
"Oh my god…black so brings out my blonde, yeah. Don't you think so Kisame, yeah?" Deidara was thrilled.
"Yes, now how many marshmallows do you and Itachi want?"
"I want one….one marshmallow and don't burn it!" Itachi demanded.
"Oh my god! Kisame, I want….um….5…five, yeah!" Deidara loved marshmallows. Actually he just liked the way they got gooey on the inside. When Kisame torched them in the fire. So, Kisame had a total of 17 marshmallows on a stick and he had shoved it in the fire. It was now dark and all was serene in the campground except for Kisame bitching about the heat of the fire.
"Kisame I said I don't want mine on fire!" Itachi told him watching some of the marshmallows catch fire.
"Well then come pull it off." Kisame said.
"Um...hello…no! you do it!" Itachi said. So, Kisame pulled the stick out of the fire and carefully tried to remove the perfectly toasted marshmallow from the end of the stick. However, he didn't realize it and he was pulling the stick backwards, once Itachi's marshmallow he burned his finger on the marshmallow underneath it…then he let go of the stick, it flipped in the opposite direction and flaming marshmallows went hurling towards the tent…naturally Sasori, Deidara and Itachi dodged to avoid the flaming sugar snacks.
"You know…maybe we should just get the Pocky out of the van?"
"Yeah, let's go with that."
"Yeah, Pocky."
"Pocky, let's do that, seriously."
"Smart."
"Oh is it Strawberry Pocky?" The others said all together at random times. Well, except Deidara.
"Can I just eat the marshmallows out of the bag, yeah?" And so Kisame handed Deidara the bag of marshmallows while he went to the van to get the 15 flavors of Pocky that Itachi had packed.