CHAPTER TWO: MRS. SNAPE

PARTICIPANTS: XRed FlowerX

I feel a bad moon arising

XRed FlowerX says: Remus...

I feel a bad moon arising says: Yessss...

XRed FlowerX says: Why is James pointing his wand at my potion and muttering under his breath?

I feel a bad moon arising says: Because he's trying to get some Amortentia into your potion without you noticing. Slughorn is going to make us drink our potions today.

XRed FlowerX says: Oh. But how did he make that?

I feel a bad moon arising says: Presuming you mean how did he make Amortentia, he didn't. He nicked it from Slughorn.

I smell a rat! has joined the conversation.

XRed FlowerX says: That dirty rat!

I smell a rat! says: Me? I took a bath last month! I swear!

XRed FlowerX says: Not you, Peter. James. But last month...

DarkArts101 has joined the conversation.

DarkArts101 says: Well hel-lo Mrs. Snape!

I feel a bad moon arising says: Eww...

I smell a rat! says: Yush, eww...

I feel a bad moon arising says: You do know that 'yush' is not a word, Wormtail?

I smell a rat! says: Yush, Remus! Get with the times!

I feel a bad moon arising says: OK...

DarkArts101 says: Take no notice of the rabble, my sweet. Just hear me as I sing...

xXxJames4LilyxXx has joined the conversation.

xXxJames4LilyxXx says: Lily! I cannot believe you let him sing that in front of the whole class! In front of Slughorn! Anyway, what did he actually sing? Slimeballs aren't the most articulate of beings...

XRed FlowerX says: Oh sure! Says you!

DarkArts101 says: Every time we touch, I get this feeling...

XRed FlowerX says: Ooh baby when you talk like that, you make a woman go mad...

xXxJames4LilyxXx says: Shut up, just shut up, shut up, shut up, just shut up, shut up!

You're not serious, I am! has joined the conversation.

You're not serious, I am! says: And I'm so sick of love songs, so sad and slow, so why can't I turn off the radio?

I feel a bad moon arising says: I feel a bad moon arising...ooh...

I smell a rat! says: I'm tellin' ya to loosen up my buttons babe (uh huh)...

xXxJames4LilyxXx says: Is there something you haven't told us, Pete?

XRed FlowerX says: OK, can we just stop with theMuggle songs now?

xXxJames4LilyxXx says: To quote our dear friend Remus Lupin, where were we?

You're not serious, I am! says: We were somewhere?

I feel a bad moon arising says: Sirius, your cauldron just spontaneously combusted.

You're not serious, I am! says: Big words again...right. Meaning...?

I feel a bad moon arising says: It exploded.

You're not serious, I am! says: Oh yeah. Later guys...see ya slimeball.

You're not serious, I am! has left the conversation.

xXxJames4LilyxXx says: Lily, I've made up a new song for you.

XRed FlowerX says: Oh yes? What would that be called?

xXxJames4LilyxXx says: The catchy title is...WHY SNAPE THE SLIMEBALL?

XRed FlowerX says: Funny, Potter, very funny...but that slimeball just so happens to be my boyfriend!

xXxJames4LilyxXx says: He is?

DarkArts101 says: I am?

XRed FlowerX says: Yes.

xXxJames4LilyxXx says: Lily, flower of my heart, how could you?

DarkArts101 says: Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout! Come on sweet cheeks. Let's roll!

XRed FlowerX says: Um...we're in the middle of Potions class, honey.

DarkArts101 says: Oh yeah. I forgot.

xXxJames4LilyxXx says: Honey? Oh Merlin!Lily, sweet queen of ice, you have succeeded in breaking my heart into itty bitty pieces at last! Goodbye, my love...

xXxJames4LilyxXx has left the conversation.

You're not serious, I am! has joined the conversation.

You're not serious, I am! says: Moooony...can you repair my cauldron for me?

I feel a bad moon arising says: Saved by the bell.

I smell a rat! says: I like pie!