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"DEIDARA!"

"DANA!" And they both started screaming. Dana flung her arms around him and Deidara pulled her off the ground with excitement.

"Oh my god! Deidara, you have like so gotten a tan, yeah." She said.

"Dana! You have too, yeah." He answered her (Deidara and Itachi had yet to put a shirt on that morning, and Itachi had quickly slipped away to get something clingy that he had mentioned earlier). "Dana! You have got to meet our two new members, Hidan and Kakuzu, yeah." Deidara grabbed her hand.

"Oh my god! So you two are like the new guys, yeah? I'm Dana! I'm Deidara's older sister, yeah." Hidan and Kakuzu looked at her, then at each other, then back at her, then at each other again.

"Um…Hi….really. I'm Hidan." He awkwardly introduced himself.

"I'm Kakuzu, I travel around with him." Kakuzu said.

"Well, it's like really nice to meet you two, yeah." Dana answered enthusiastically. Itachi had finally gotten dressed.

"Dana, look at you would you? You're like a sun kissed goddess, who hasn't been kissed." Itachi said to her. Dana laughed and Deidara glared at him.

"Oh my god, Itachi, you are like so desperate to get in my pants, yeah. I mean like every time I see you you're all 'oh god Dana you're so fucking hot' yeah. Oh god….Itachi, you kill me, you really do, yeah." Dana was still laughing. "Anyway, where can I put this on, yeah?" Dana pulled her barely there bikini out of her bag. This is the part where Itachi swallowed hard and clawed his fingers into fists.

"In my tent by yourself with me standing in front of it, yeah." Deidara said quickly. And so Dana was thrilled with this decision and crawled inside the tent to change.

"You want me to suffer, don't you, Deidara." Itachi asked.

"Itachi, I'm thinking she's not going to sleep with you, seriously." Even Hidan recognized this.

"Have you ever seen so much blonde in one place?" Kakuzu asked Hidan. Hidan just got pissed and slapped him in the face.

"Oh shit! Kisame! Aaaaaaagggggghhh!" Sasori yelled as the kayak got tossed around by the other racing kayaks.

"Sasori! Hold on! I think we're screwed!" Kisame was flipping the paddle everywhere as angry racers continually pounded into them. This was bad news, they had to either get to the shore or dodge the kayaks. And at this point they were unsuccessful in both.

Back at camp, Hidan and Kakazu were doing a lot of staring and blinking (It could have been because Deidara and Dana were unmistakable brother and sister).

"No, Deidara, listen to this, yeah. So, the other day I'm like all getting ready to make lunch and I want to make chicken salad sandwiches for my roommates…did you know that Chicken of the Sea is fish, not chicken, yeah? It's actually tuna, yeah?" Dana shook her head.

"Dana, don't feel bad I had to ask Sasori about that, it confused me too, yeah. I mean come on; the can says chicken and sea so how do we know it's not chickens that have been raised near a beach, yeah?"

"Oh my god! That was so my logic too, yeah. Hey, where is Sasori anyway, yeah?" Dana asked.

"He and Kisame took the kayak down to the lake; it must be so relaxing, yeah." Deidara said.

"Oh god! Oh god! Sasori! Hold on, we're almost through the race!" Kisame yelled thrashing the paddle everywhere. Finally the last string of kayaks threw Kisame and Sasori out of their kayak. They floundered around for a while Kisame swam for the paddle. The kayak was upside down in the water. They both swam towards the kayak and clung to it with wide eyes.

"Its okay, it's okay…" Sasori panted. "The kayak….still our thing!" He said to Kisame. Kisame smiled and they both shook their heads yes.

"Hell, yeah it's our thing….hey! It's extreme kayaking!" And with that they flipped the kayak over once more.

"So, are they real, seriously?" Hidan asked. Dana laughed.

"Of course, they're real, yeah! I wouldn't fake these, yeah."

"Could I touch them, really?" Hidan asked tentatively.

"Sure, yeah!"

"Wow! Nice, seriously. My cousin is looking for a pair of Manolo Blahniks. If she saw these on your feet and felt this leather…she would freak, seriously."

"Dana knows her Manolos, yeah." Deidara said.

"Dana and her Manolos..." Itachi said to himself in a slightly infatuated manner. Kakuzu looked confused.

"Hey, can I ask you two a question?" Kakuzu asked.

"Of course, yeah." Deidara said.

"Why doesn't she have the hand…mouth…things?"

"Oh, we like only wonder that all the time, yeah. Deidara so got the mouths but I didn't. We think it must be a male thing, kind of like a vagina is a female thing because our dad had the hand mouths but our mom like so didn't, yeah."

"That's a fair enough explanation." Kakuzu said. It was then that Kisame and Sasori reappeared, soaking wet, kayak in hand. It was obvious they would have some explaining to do.