"Oh my god! Like what happened to you two, yeah?" Dana asked Kisame and Sasori.
"Hey Dana, we had some issues with the kayak…racers…racers everywhere!" Sasori said.
"Yeah, we may be bruised tomorrow." Kisame told her.
"So, has Zetsu eaten anyone on this trip, yeah?" Dana asked Deidara.
"Not, yet. We got kicked out of that other campground because he tried to eat someone, yeah." Deidara answered her.
"So…Dana. How about you and I go down to the lake for a swim?" Itachi asked Dana with eyes all over her. Dana laughed.
"Oh my god, oh god. I have to say you are being a lot less dramatic but that's like so not going to work, Itachi, yeah." Dana said.
"I'm not trying to sleep with you! I want you to come swim with me!" Itachi yelled.
"Itachi, we both know that swimming leads to me topless in the water, which leads to you saying something like 'you want to go back to camp so we can have some fun' which leads to you wanting to sleep with me, yeah." Dana insisted. Itachi was angry that she had figured him out; he just knew that plan would work.
"Dana….you truly don't know what you're missing out on." Itachi told her. She laughed again.
"Oh, I like so do. Itachi it's no secret that when it comes who's better in bed Dei…"
"You know maybe we shouldn't finish that thought, yeah." Deidara quickly cut Dana off. Itachi sat across from Dana and pouted. He was pissed that Deidara was in his way of getting Dana (of course it wasn't registering with him that Dana had no interest in sleeping with him).
"Hey you know what, yeah? Those 7 girls camping across from you seem like really dysfunctional, yeah. The red head keeps holding her cell phone up looking for service, the girl with the blue hair is stuck in a giant inner tube, that light green girl is playing with plants, and the black haired girl is screaming at the blonde for using her curlers, yeah. Oh geez, and that white haired girl and that other girl are strangling each other, yeah. It's a good thing you guys aren't dysfunctional like that, yeah." Dana said.
"It sure is, we always get along, yeah." Deidara told her. Deidara didn't notice Itachi throwing a rock at him and missing.
"Hey you know what a great idea would be, seriously?" Hidan said out of no where. He didn't let anyone answer. "We should go play horseshoes, really!" Everyone thought this was a terrific idea and so the eight of them headed for the horseshoe ring towards the front of the campground. This could get interesting…
There wasn't anyone playing horseshoes at the time and the horseshoes were lying in a pile.
"Okay, we should split up into teams of four, really."
"Dana! You be on my team, yeah." Deidara insisted quickly.
"Then I'm on your team." Itachi said trying to put his arm around Dana only to be slapped by Deidara.
"Okay, I'll be your 4th, seriously!" Hidan said. So, Kisame, Sasori, Zetsu and Kakuzu were on the other team. They separated into their appropriate horseshoe colors. Team Deidara was blue and Team Zetsu was Red.
"Who's throwing first for your team?"
"Dana! You throw first Dana, yeah!" Deidara said enthusiastically.
"Oh my god okay, here we go, yeah." Dana said getting ready to throw her horseshoe at the opposite stake.
"Really put your ass into it, Dana." Itachi told her. Deidara glared at him. Dana threw the horseshoe, however her aim was a little off and it went hurling into the woods behind them.
"Oops, yeah. I guess I'm not a good thrower, yeah." She answered, disappointed that her throw was anywhere but near the horseshoe stake.
"I'm next!" Sasori said. He took the red horseshoe.
"Come on Sasori! You can do this, we can beat their asses!" Zetsu encouraged him. Sasori shook his head yes and practiced his deep breathing exercises. He tossed the red horseshoe towards team Deidara. Akatsuki must not have the best throwing skills because Sasori hit a tree instead. He was pissed.
"Damn it! I'm sorry guys."
"Good effort, good effort." Kisame said.
"Deidara you go next, yeah!" Dana insisted. Deidara was more of the artsy type…not so much into sports. He threw the blue horseshoe however it landed in the parking lot of the campground that was beside the horseshoe ring area. He also managed to set off a car alarm. "Well, that…wasn't good, yeah." And now it was back to team Zetsu and it was Zetsu's turn. Zetsu thought he had a good thing going with his wind-up throw, however it went soaring past team Deidara…they didn't even have to duck. Hidan was next for Team Deidara. He decided to pray before throwing. However, he prayed and he prayed and he prayed so long that a dog ran off with the horseshoe….so much for that.
"Alright, Kakuzu it's up to you!" Zetsu said. Kakuzu played baseball as a kid so he prided himself on his throwing abilities, however, this wasn't baseball. Kakuzu threw the horseshoe and it landed surprisingly close to team Deidara's red stake. Itachi was the last to throw for team Deidara. He got ready to throw.
"Hey, watch me freak Itachi out, yeah." Deidara whispered to Dana. He walked up behind Itachi slowly and before he got ready to throw…he licked Itachi's neck with one of the mouths in his hands.
"OH MY GOD! I….GOD…I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT! OH MY GOD! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT FUCKING FREAKS ME OUT! OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD! NOW I HAVE DISEASES!" Itachi was completely freaking out and thrashing around manically.
"Itachi! First off, I don't have diseases, secondly you like that when a girl does it, yeah." Deidara was laughing so much he couldn't stand it and Dana was laughing so hard that she was falling into her brother.
"OH MY GOD! THAT IS SO DIFFERENT WHEN A GIRL DOES IT! I HATE YOU!" If Deidara had a dollar every time Itachi said 'I hate you' he would already have enough money to buy a new Gucci watch. In all the chaos and commotion, the horseshoe went flying into the air and no one had any idea if it had landed somewhere or if it were still among the clouds.
Kisame was the last to throw; he ended up knocking a ranger in the head rendering him unconscious. Needless to say, that was the end of horseshoes. Since team Zetsu was relatively close to the horseshoe post…they would be the winners…even though no one really deserved to win…