A MATTER OF LIFE AND SNAPE

CHAPTER THREE: MESSAGES FROM THE FUTURE

PARTICIPANTS: XRed FlowerX

xXxJames4LilyxXx

You're not serious, I am!

I feel a bad moon arising

I smell a rat!

xXxJames4LilyxXx says:Will you go out with me?

XRed FlowerX says: No.

xXxJames4LilyxXx says:Will you go out with me?

XRed FlowerX says: No.

xXxJames4LilyxXx says:Will you go out with me?

XRed FlowerX says: No.

You're not serious, I am! says: I think you're fighting a losing battle there, mate.

I feel a bad moon arising says: Padfoot, McGonagall just asked you to kindly pay attention and tell her what an Animagus is.

You're not serious, I am! says: Oh, that's easy.

I feel a bad moon arising says: SIRIUS! Why did you just tell her that an Animagus is James?

You're not serious, I am! says: I did?

xXxJames4LilyxXx says: Yes, you did!

xXxHarry4GinnyxXx has joined the conversation.

xXxJames4LilyxXx says: OK...who's Harry?

xXxHarry4GinnyxXx says: I'm confused.

You're not serious, I am! says: Hey, I thought you were Harry! How can you be confused?

I feel a bad moon arising says: Everybody ignore him. He's feeling a leetle bit strange today.

XRed FlowerX says: I like that name. H-a-r-r-y. What's your surname, Harry?

xXxHarry4GinnyxXx says: Um. Potter.

XRed FlowerX says: Ah, Harry Potter. That has a nice ring...WHAT?

xXxJames4LilyxXx says: Cool. Who's your daddy?

XRed FlowerX says: James, this is no time to do a Potter on me!

xXxJames4LilyxXx says: No, really!

xXxHarry4GinnyxXx says: Um...James Potter? Like...you?

You're not serious, I am! says: No way! A kid from the future. Can I be his godfather, Prongs?

XRed FlowerX says: Who's your mother, then?

xXxJames4LilyxXx says: Course, mate.

xXxHarry4GinnyxXx says: I'm confused again!

I feel a bad moon arising says: Don't worry, I am too.

I smell a rat! says: I like fish!

xXxHarry4GinnyxXx says: Random much?

XRed FlowerX says: ANSWER ME! Who is your mother?

You're not serious, I am! says: I'd rather not talk about it, thanks.

XRed FlowerX says: Not you, twit! Harry!

You're not serious, I am! says: sorrY!

xXxHarry4GinnyxXx says: Lily Evans. I suppose that's...um, you?

xXxJames4LilyxXx says: Ha! See? We have a son from the future, Lilykins! This just proves that you and Snape were just wrong for each other...'cuz you end up with me, you end up with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

xXxHarry4GinnyxXx says: Woah! Rewind! My mumand SNAPE? As in slimeball Snape? AS IN SEVERUS STUPID SNAPE?

You're not serious, I am! says: He hates him too! Aah. You do us proud, godson.

xXxHarry4GinnyxXx says: Godson? Sirius, is that you?

You're not serious, I am! says: Sirius Black, at your service! If I was there in the future with you now, I would sweep off my top hat and bow, if I had a top hat, that is. But I never will, because top hats - not cool!

xXxHarry4GinnyxXx says: I...have to go!

DarkArts101 has joined the conversation.

DarkArts101 says: Hello, shnookums!

xXxHarry4GinnyxXx says: On second thoughts...I can so stay. I have to see this!

I feel a bad moon rising says: I don't. Shnookums? Catch you later.

I feel a bad moon rising has left the conversation.

XRed FlowerX says: Yeah, um, Snape...I can't go out with you.

DarkArts101 says: But honeeeey buneeeey, we had such a good thing going!

xXxJames4LilyxXx says: She loves me really. Muahahahaha!

You're not serious, I am! says: OK, James...evil laughing. Not cool!

xXxJames4LilyxXx says: sorrY!

XRed FlowerX says: Snape, I've always liked James...I just wanted to make him jealous! Tee hee. So...EAT SLIME, SLIMEBALL!

DarkArts101 says: Fine! I've never liked you anyway, Mudblood!

You're not serious, I am! says: Woah. Lily, tee-heeing. Not cool! And Snivellus...Mudblooding is super not cool!

xXxJames4LilyxXx says: Lily thinks I'm extremely gorgeous, ooh yeah, yeah yeah yeah...

You're not serious, I am! says: Moooony, what does 'extremely' mean?

xXxJames4LilyxXx says: Moony's not here, Padfoot.

You're not serious, I am! says: Oh. Proooongs...nah that doesn't sound right. Prongs, what does 'extremely' mean?

xXxHarry4GinnyxXx says: Um. Well. I'd better scram...

XRed FlowerX says: Oh. OK. Well, I suppose we'll all see you in the future?

xXxHarry4GinnyxXx says: Well, actually you won't. I'll explain next time, K?

I smell a rat! says: Strange boy. Rather like me!

XRed FlowerX says: James, sweetheart, I think Peter's disturbed.

xXxJames4LilyxXx says: Don't we all, Lils...don't we all.

xXxHarry4GinnyxXx says: Tut tut. I'm still here, you know!

You're not serious, I am! says: OK, Harry...tutting. Not cool!

I smell a rat! says: I like pasta!

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