"Itachi, he's my brother of course we sit around and talk about sex, yeah." Dana said. Itachi was successfully driving her crazy.
"What does he say about me, because whatever he says it's not true, Dana!" Itachi yelled. Dana laughed.
"Oh my god, like don't even start with me, yeah. Itachi, I know a girl that's slept with you and everything Deidara tells me….I reconfirmed with her.
"FINE! But understand Dana….that was a hard week for me and it happens to everyone!" Itachi was trying to defend himself. Dana laughed.
"Right, sure, Itachi, I'm still not sleeping with you, yeah." Dana told him. It was the evening and Dana's Saturday stay was almost over and itachi once again hadn't gotten her in bed.
"Why do you fight it? I mean, why would you reject this?" Itachi begged of her. Dana glared at him.
"You are like such a baby, you know that, yeah? I mean you're like so….high maintenance and sure you have shiny hair and flawless skin and a beautiful body, but god Itachi, you're like so fragile, yeah." And with that Dana left Itachi alone because Deidara had gotten his hair stuck in the zipper of the tent and she had to go to the rescue. After that horrific incident was over Dana was gathering up her bag to go wait on her cab at the camp ground registration house.
"Deidara, come wait on the cab with me, yeah." Dana insisted. Of course, Deidara was thrilled to do this, after all this was his favorite sister.
"Hidan, Kakuzu, it was like sooo nice to meet you two, yeah." It probably wasn't a good idea for Dana to hug them both before she left…especially when Hidan didn't let go of her for a few moments…she was soft and cuddly.
"I have cell phone service! I have cell phone service! I have cell phone service!" Sasori yelled, he was preoccupied. He didn't notice that Dana was leaving. "What the…42 missed calls?" After scanning them he noticed that all of them were Orochimaru's number. It was then that the cell phone rang….it was Orochimaru.
"Oh my god! You called us 42 times! What the hell do you want? No! No! No! You and Kabuto and Sasuke are not cool like us! We're on our camping trip! Yes! Yes! No….go to hell!" It was comical to hear only Sasori's side of the conversation. Meanwhile, Dana and Deidara took off towards the camp registration building to wait for her cab.
"Deidara, I'm like so glad I got to come out here for the day, yeah. Oh, and here's my friend Shannon's phone number, I told her you'd like call her and stuff, yeah."
"I'll call her when we get back to our apartment, yeah." Deidara said taking the slip of paper from Dana.
"Oh you will like so not regret it, yeah. Shannon is too great, yeah!" Dana said.
"I know, she's a really nice person, yeah." Deidara told her.
"You know what, Orochimaru you are just jealous because you left Akatsuki and now you can't do the cool crap that we do. Oh and you know what else you have bad taste in belts! Purple? God! What are you even thinking and it looks like a rope!" Sasori continued to argue with Orochimaru on the phone now that he had his cell phone service.
Dana's cab arrived and she was off on her way back into town. Deidara returned only to find Sasori yelling at Orochimaru on the cell phone.
"Hey Deidara, let's iron these pants." Itachi said.
"Itachi, we're going home tomorrow, why would we need to iron those pants, yeah?"
"Because! If we iron the pants now then they'll be ironed for later." Itachi said.
"That's stupid, yeah." Deidara told him. It was then that one of the girls from the campground across from them showed up.
"Hi, I don't mean to bother you guys, but we're all out of ice, do you have any we could have?" Deidara thought a moment.
"Itachi, do we have any ice, yeah?" Itachi thought a moment. Sasori was now screaming at Orochimaru on the phone.
"Hey, Sasori do we have any ice?" Itachi asked him.
"Hold on!" Sasori said to Orochimaru. "Hidan do we have any ice?" Hidan looked up from his issue of 'Car Trader' that he was reading.
"Really, Zetsu do we have any ice?" Zetsu thought about that.
"Kakuzu! Do we have any ice?" Kakuzu looked puxled.
"Kisame. Do we have any ice?"
"Oh sure, how much do you need?" and Kakuzu asked this question to Zetsu, who asked Hidan and the chain continued back to Deidara.
"Oh, so the blue guy has the ice?" the girl said.
"He does, just go to him, it's easier than all of us asking each other, yeah." And so the girl went to Kisame to get 4 ice cubes…yes all of that for 4 ice cubes.
"Okay, listen Orochimaru! You're using all of my daytime minutes asshole! I'm hanging up!" Sasori slammed his phone shut only to hear screaming coming from the van. Itachi had sent Deidara to the van to look for Itachi's Calvin Klein wish list however, he had gotten sidetracked and found Play-Doh instead.
"Oh my god! Play-Doh! MINE!Sasori! Will you play Play-Doh with me, yeah?" Deidara pulled 12 plastic containers of Play-Doh out of the van. It was the perfect time to challenge Sasori to an art contest.
So, Deidara and Sasori spread Play-Doh all over the picnic table while Zetsu took a nap, Hidan and played chess and Kisame and Itachi decided to start developing the next evil thing Akatsuki should do…it was a low key evening….it was a good thing because they were leaving the next day.