Rhea and Splash opened their eyes to find themselves in a forest. "Where are we now?" Rhea asked.

"Channel two…Monkey Forest," Splash read from the channel guide. "Well, let's look around."

Rhea shrugged and the two girls began wandering aimlessly around the forest. Soon they heard a girl's singing.

"You hear that?" Splash asked. They continued walking until they reached a monkey in a red cloak, skipping around and picking flowers.

"Lalalala, it's such a beautiful day!" the monkey sang.

"Must…resist…urge…to…kill…girly monkey," Rhea muttered, balling her fists.

"Oh, hello! I'm Ukki Red! It's so nice to meet you!" Ukki Red said cheerfully. "Would you like to pick flowers with me?"

Rhea's eye twitched. "Not…resisting…well…"

"Umm…no thanks…" Splash declined. "We'll just be going now…" She and Rhea slowly began to edge away.

"Aw, ok! Maybe I should go with you!" Ukki Red said joyfully. Splash and Rhea ran away quickly.

Rhea shuddered. "What a creepy monkey…with her stupid, high-pitched voice and bubbly attitude," she growled.

"Yeah, well, let's keep going…" Splash sighed. "Hopefully we won't run into any more monkeys…"

The two girls continued walking until they reached a cottage. They looked at each other then back at it.

"Should we go inside?" Splash asked, looking at the cottage.

"Why not," Rhea said. She walked over to open the door when a monkey in a wolf costume jumped in front of her.

"Give me the picnic basket!" he growled. "Or else I'll…wait; you don't have a picnic basket!"

"No duh. What are you, blind?" Rhea said, rolling her eyes. "Why are you dressed up as a wolf?"

The monkey growled. "I am a wolf!"

"But…"

"I AM A WOLF! That's why I'm called WOLFmon! WOLFMON!"

"But what about the mon? As in monkey?" Splash asked.

"Whatever, it doesn't matter," Rhea sighed, rolling her eyes.

"Hello again!" Ukki Red's voice came from behind them. Rhea winced and her eye twitched again. "So good to see you, ha ha ha! Oh, hello Mr. Wolf!"

Wolfmon cleared his throat. "Give me your picnic basket!" he growled in a voice that didn't sound like a wolf at all.

"But Mr. Wolf, I'm going to my grandma's house!" Ukki Red said. She skipped into the cottage and gasped. "What are all of these goats doing in grandma's house?"

Rhea, Splash, and Wolfmon all walked into the cottage, where a bunch of monkeys in goat costumes were lying around.

"They're not goats, they're monkeys!" Splash pointed out.

"Don't be ridiculous!" Ukki Red said. "Can't you see their goat-like features?" Wolfmon nodded his head in agreement.

"What a bunch of nut cases," Rhea said, rolling her eyes.

"Now what are all of you goats doing in my grandma's house?" Ukki Red asked. The King of Goats, a.k.a. King Goat, stepped forward.

"This isn't your grandma's house!" he said. "Your grandma's house is the cottage next door!" He pointed out the window, where you could see another house with an old woman in it.

"Never saw that before," Splash said.

"Oh!" Ukki Red said! "Well, I guess I better get going!"

"Wait!" Wolfmon said. "Let me go there first so I can tie up your grandma and dress up as her so I can trick you into giving me your picnic basket!"

Ukki Red giggled. "Ok!" She waited a couple of minutes before skipping off to her grandma's house.

"…Let's get going before their idiotic nature rubs off on us," Rhea said.

"Agreed." So the two girls walked out of the goat filled cottage and were sucked into another portal.

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Scene: Splash and Rhea have just arrived in the forest. Rhea leans up against the tree (Even though it's not a part of the script…) and falls over because it's really just a flimsy piece of cardboard.

"Oops…" Rhea says, rubbing the back of her head.

"CUT! Don't lean up against any more trees…"

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Scene: Rhea and Splash are walking around when they hear singing.

"AHH! MY EARS, THEY'RE BLEEDING!" Rhea shouts covering her ears, as does Splash.

"HEY! I have a very good singing voice, thank you very much!" Ukki Red says.

"CUT! We'll replace her voice later…" Kitsune rubs her forehead. "Migraine…"

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Scene: Splash and Rhea have both just met Ukki Red. They're about to run away when Splash gets hit on the head with a microphone. (You know those microphone things that they use in stuff like this?)

"CUT! Kikimon, you idiot!" Kitsune growls. "Splash alright?"

Rhea's on the ground, poking Splash for no reason in particular. "She's out cold."

"Alright everybody, take five…fifteen…thirty…"

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Scene: Rhea is about to go inside the cottage when Wolfmon jumps in front of her.

"Give me the picnic basket!" he growls. "Or I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll BLOW your house down!"

"This isn't our house!" Splash points out. Rhea slaps her forehead.

"CUT! Wolfmon, that's not your line!" Kitsune growls, rubbing her forehead.

"Sorry, couldn't resist…"

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Scene: Rhea has just called Wolfmon a monkey, and not a wolf. Wolfmon says he really is a wolf.

"You are to a monkey!" Splash says, and she rips off Wolfmon's costume.

"Hey! Give that back!" Wolfmon says, jumping for the costume.

"CUT! Splash, we all know he's really a monkey…" Kitsune moans, shaking her head. "Just say your lines from the script…"

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Scene: Ukki Red walks into the cottage and gasps. Splash, Rhea, and Wolfmon follow her in. They see all of the monkeys in goat costumes drinking wine.

"And then hic I said…" King Goat says, talking to another monkey. He looks at all the others who've just walked in. "Oh, are we hic rolling?"

"CUT! Yes, we are, but it appears you're DRUNK!" Kitsune groans.

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Scene: Ukki Red is about to go to her grandma's house when Wolfmon stops her.

"Hey, how come my character has to be an idiot?" Ukki Red complains.

"Because she is! Now say your line right!" Kitsune growls.

Sorry for the awfulness of this chapter…not very good, I had a hard time righting it. Well, hopefully the next chapter will be better…hopefully.