I do not own anything in these stories. All rights go to the creator Chris Savino and the current showrunner, Michael Rubiner.
By the way, I'm very sorry if I ended up posting this chapter around Thanksgiving and just nearly a month after Halloween, but I still needed to do this, but it is a nod to all of the Simpsons Halloween specials that aired after Halloween.
It starts on an empty stage as Lori pops out from behind a curtain and began speaking to the viewers.
"Hello, everyone. You know, Halloween is a very strange holiday. Personally, my parents really love the holiday, and so do I. But some people don't understand it. Mm mm... Kids worshipping ghosts, pretending to be devils. Oooh, things on television and in certain stories that are completely inappropriate for younger viewers. Things like the following in this chapter. Nothing seems to bother my kids. But tonight's chapter, which I totally wash my hands of, is really scary and dark. So if you have sensitive children, maybe you should tuck them into bed early tonight instead of writing us angry letters about our story tomorrow. Thanks for your attention."
Once Lori finished her disclaimer, it cuts to a very cloudy and foggy Royal Woods as the clouds roll out and it reveals the title "The Loud House Halloween Special."
Thunder claps and the scene then cuts to the camera panning across Royal Woods Cemetery as wolves howl, girls scream and shriek, thunder claps and evil laughs come out of nowhere... as it pans through graves that have different names, "Great-Grandmother Harriet" "Mrs. Grouse" "Garfield" "The Grateful Dead" "Casper The Friendly Boy" "Elvis" "Your Name Here" "Paul McCartney" and "Disco".
The thunder claps again and it now displays the Loud House is covered in Halloween decorations as the entrance of a corn maze sits next to it.
It is Halloween. Friday, October 31, 1986, and everyone was getting ready for their big trick-or-treating adventure.
Outside on the front porch, Bobby was carving his own jack-o-lantern that had a very scary face on it.
"Ahhh. Halloween. A time where kids worship ghosts, pretend to be devils, and bats and scary monsters during the night. But this year, this Halloween will be like no other!" Bobby said as he lights his jack-o-lantern up and places it on the porch fence, "Because this year, things are about to get spooky and scary!"
Inside the kitchen, a fridge door opens, and a scream is heard as bats fly out of the house.
Screen changes to Lynn Sr. who started laughing after seeing a fake severed head with fake blood in the fridge.
"Oh! I really love Halloween!" Lynn Sr. said in an evil voice as he continued his maniacal laugh as he exits.
A moment later, Lucy enters, walking towards the fridge and puts in a disembody head as she smiled.
"Yeah. I really love Halloween, just like my father," Lucy said happily as the head lets out a "Bleh!" while she enters the Dining Room.
In counter-clockwise order, Luan was fashioning a sign reading "HAUNTED CORN MAZE" in red-stained corn cobs, Lori and Ronnie Anne hanging black curtains, Luna, Lincoln, Lana, Lola, and Lynn Jr. carving pumpkins, Lisa making fake blood in a bucket, Lily playing with pumpkin innards and Charles resting against a corn cob.
At that moment, Lucy came in to check on Lisa.
"Excellent fake blood, Lisa," Lucy commented, "Add some molasses for better consistency."
"Hey, Luce! Check out our pumpkins! Whaddya think?" Lynn said at Lucy as each one of them turns their jack-o-lanterns around, showing each their own gruesome carved face.
"Hmm..." Lucy said to herself before she started pointing to a spot on Lynn's pumpkin, "More blood here."
She motions around Lola's pumpkin, "Few more gashes on this one." She flicks out a tooth on Lana's pumpkin, "Knock out a tooth." She points to the scabs on Lincoln's pumpkin, "Add some more mousse to those scabs." She pats Luna's pumpkin, "Dampen the head wounds."
"You know, Halloween's kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you," Luna said to Lucy before Lori brought her hands together.
"Yeah! I am just so glad Mom finally let you do your haunted corn maze!" Lori agreed with Luna.
"So am I, Lori. I've been waiting my whole life to do this. Not to mention my past lives," Lucy said before she walks over to Luan, who has just finished her sign, "Fantastic sign work, Luan. Just the right mixture of corn and gore."
"Ah, shucks! It's just something I cob-bled up together from a kernel of an idea!" Luan said as she dances a little, laughing, "Oh Yes! A triple!"
But Lucy and the others groan as a jack-o-lantern is thrown onto Luan's head.
"Ha! I'd expect more support from my "pump-kin!" Luan said as she laughs while the jack-o-lantern's grin grew wider, "Get it?"
"Ugh! You have got to be kidding me," Ronnie Anne said irritated at Luan's jokes.
"Not funny," Lucy said before she turns to the others, "Thanks for all your hard work, guys. This is gonna be the best Halloween ever. I'm so excited."
"Trust us, Lucy. We all are," Lincoln replied before he went over to Bobby who was still outside.
"Hey, Jack-o-Lincoln! There you are," Bobby said happily.
"Speaking of the best Halloween ever, Daddy Frankenstein . We all have some pretty big plans, too," Lincoln said to Bobby, "We shall meet together at the rendezvous point with Mom and Ronnie Anne. Over."
Suddenly, a thump is heard somewhere, but Lynn Sr. started laughing evilly.
"Ha ha ha ha ha. Halloween is no easy holiday for you because Gomez Addams is just around the corner!" and he continued his demonic laugh.
But outside, Lori, Lincoln and Ronnie Anne's heads pop out of a pile of leaves as they both look right with a car passing by before stopping at a trashcan. Afterwards, the three peak from behind the trash can as they hear a birdcall to his right. It turns out to be Bobby, signalling Lori, Ronnie Anne and Lincoln to come over to his bush and they all dive in.
"Oh, hi, Dad," Ronnie Anne greeted Bobby.
"Hi, fellas. Did anyone follow you?" Bobby asked them.
"Not a chance, honey. We all took evasive maneuvers," Lori said before she turned to the viewers and pulls down a chart, showing a full sized candy bar and a bite sized bar, and she pulls out a pointer, "For years, there have been rumors of a neighborhood, where people hand out full sized candy bars, instead of tiny bite sized ones."
Lincoln then joined in with Lori and started speaking, "But this year, we are all determined to find this mythological place, so we did some research."
With that, Lori pulled down a map of the town and began speaking again, "By studying satellite photos..." she pulls down a line graph reading "Median Income Levels", a line going up with a green balloon with a dollar sign, "analyzing median income levels, and tracking candy buyers through out Southeastern Michigan..." and she finally shows off the perfect shot for trick or treating before it goes back to her, Bobby, Ronnie Anne and Lincoln in the bush.
"We finally found it!" Lori and the others all said in unison.
Cut to the outside of a gated community, iron gates decorated with autumn wreathes as a sign hang above them, reading "Huntington Manor."
"Huntington Manor. Now we just one more obstacle: getting in," Bobby said as he, Lori, Lincoln and Ronnie Anne all scratch their chins but suddenly, a purple car stops in front of the gate.
"Wait a minute! What have we here?" Bobby asked off-screen.
"Huh? Who are they?" Ronnie Anne asked concerned.
It reveals Homer and Marge Simpson dressed as Fred and Wilma, Bart Simpson as Count Dracula, Lisa Simpson as Wednesday Addams and Maggie Simpson as Pebbles all getting out of the car.
Homer greeted them, "Hi, fellas. We've come here to pick up the rich-looking boys."
Lori realized something, "Wait a minute, you're visiting the homeland, too?"
"Yeah, we're taking them to see the homeland," Homer explained.
"Ja, ve just can't vait for this year's Halloween to be such a vig one," Bart replied.
"Wow! What a cool outfit Bart has!" Lori exclaimed in happiness.
"Thanks, Man," Bart commented.
"Yeah, thank you with all our heart," Lisa Simpson added.
"Sounds like the kids are already excited for the Halloween party this year," Marge commented.
"And I yabba-dabba believe that the rich-looking boys should be here by now," Homer added.
Two rich-looking boys named Alistair and Nigel, who look almost exactly like Lincoln and Bobby, are shown coming out the front gate, carrying suitcases.
Alistair greeted the guard, "Cheers, Wyatt. We're off to visit the homeland with the Simpsons."
"Have a great trip, Master Alistair," Wyatt said as he tipped his hat, "You too, Master Nigel."
"Ta. See you in a fortnight," Nigel said before he and Alistair step into the car with the Simpson family.
Lori started speaking with a British accent, "I think we may have found our ticket in..." she nudges Bobby, "...Master Nigel."
Bobby added in happiness, "Cheers to that, Master Alistair."
And with that, he, Lori, Ronnie Anne and Lincoln all duck back behind the bushes and start crawling away when they suddenly bump into Hawk and Hank, the two Hazeltucky Hockers from "The Loudest Yard". The bullies growl furiously as Bobby and the kids are backing away in fear.
"Watch where you're going, doofuses!" Hank yelled but Lori did not back away unlike the other three.
"Well, well, well! What do we have here?" Lori said suspiciously, "If it isn't the Hazeltucky Hockers from the football game that Lincoln screwed up by accident!"
"What? Lori?! How did you recognize us?" Hawk asked in shock.
"That was the time when Lincoln screwed up at the football game, but at least he admitted that having fun is more important than winning," Lori explained, "Oh, and don't forget. Watch out for scary monsters! And that includes spiders!"
Hawk and Hank were now scared as Lori continued, "And don't forget to watch out because someone will be thirsty for blood!"
At that moment, Lori showed them what appears to be a small glass of red wine disguised as blood.
"Ugh! Blood! I think I'm gonna barf!" Hawk said as he and Hank both groan as Lori drinks the red wine and throws the wine glass aside.
"Well, be on the lookout for blood while you're trick or treating!" Lori informed her.
"Okay, fellas. We're here to ask you trick-or-treaters something. What's the best place to trick-or-treat around here?" Hawk asked.
"Yeah, where's the good candy?" Hank added.
"Uh..." Bobby said before he points towards Huntington Manor, " Definitely not this neighborhood! No full-size candy bars here."
"Yeah, I think You should try Franklin Avenue, over in Royal Woods," Lincoln explained, "It's great for candy, plus there's an awesome haunted corn maze."
Just then, Hawk suddenly got an idea.
"Franklin Avenue, eh? We'll check that out." Hawk suggested.
"Aw yeah, I can't wait!" Hank said as he and Hawk then left, laughing.
Lincoln sighs with relief and they all felt relieved about it, "Send them to your street? Nice save, guys."
"You too, babe. We worked hard to find this neighborhood," Bobby said before he asked, "Why should we share it?"
"You know, guys? It would be nice to have guests in our house during holidays," Lori explained.
"Well guys, I think this year is gonna be a blast!" Lincoln said eagerly.
"Let's hope it is, Lincoln," Ronnie Anne said to Lincoln.
At sunset, Lisa checks the distance on her protractor and began squealing.
"My god! This is it! Seven minutes till sunset!" Lisa squealed as she gets into the rest of her kangaroo costume and hops into the hallway, "Siblings, assemble! It's almost time for the annual ritual of deception versus confection! Street name, trick or treating!"
With that, the twins walk up to Lisa in their costumes as Lana is Abraham Lincoln and Lola is the Statue of Liberty.
"Four score and seven pieces of candy ago," Lana said as she tugged in her jacket while Lola posed as the Statue of Liberty.
"Give me your tired, your poor, your delicious treats yearning to be in my tummy!" Lola suggested as she posed while Lisa put a hand to her chin.
"Hmm...patriotic, but unlikely to generate maximum candy confection," Lisa replied.
"Oh, yeah?" Lola said before she and Lana tear off their Lady Liberty and Honest Abe costumes, both revealing new costumes, "We're also a mermaid and a pirate."
Lana grabbed her costume and then added, "And salt and pepper shakers."
Afterwards, they tear off the sea costumes and reveal the seasoning ones.
"This way we can hit each house three times," Lana explained while Lola put her hands on her hips.
"That means three times the candy," Lola added while Lisa rolled her eyes.
"Yes. I am familiar with basic multiplication," Lisa scoffed again, "Your strategy is cute, but mine is far superior."
"Going as a kangaroo." Lana said as she scoffs, "I doubt it."
But at that moment, Lisa smiled upon Lana going as a kangaroo.
"Kangaroo plus baby roo." Lisa said happily as she reveals Lily who is dressed as her joey and cooing and the twins gasp over the amazingly adorable sight.
"Precisely. That aw factor will increase my candy revenue exponentially," Lisa explained, "And the best part is, she only has one tooth, so I don't have to share."
But Lola soon broke out of her cuteness trance.
"Hey, snap out of it, Lana!" Lola screamed as she broke Lana's trance and goes up to Lincoln's door and knocks. "Lincoln! Ronnie! Lori! Bobby! Get your butts out here!"
At that moment, Lori, Bobby and the kids open the door and reveal themselves to be dressed as British masters.
"Huh?" Lola blushed, then said, "I thought you were all going as Ace Savvy, Lady Ace, High Card and One-Eyed Jack!"
Lori rubbed that on her neck, then she said, "Um, yes we are, sweetie. We're Ace, High Card, Lady Ace and Jack all undercover, trying to crack the cause of the missing crumpets!"
"Well, you four maybe getting the most candy out of all of us," Lisa said to them in a stern manner.
Bobby blushed and laughed nervously, "Yeah, well, let's get going, we have until 10 after all."
"Alright, let's get some candy. Has anyone seen Dad?" Lana said to Bobby before they hear someone talking off in the distance.
At that moment, Lola groans and barges into the bathroom.
Lynn Sr. suddenly got angry and screamed at Lola, "Lola, where are your manners?!"
Lola blushes and turns after seeing Lynn Sr. in his underwear changing into his Gomez Addams outfit and Lisa saw Lynn Sr. getting his Gomez outfit ready in his underwear as well and looked away, "L-Let's go, Father! Chop chop! These c-candy bags won't fill themselves. Though, I-I am working on a prototype which will do exactly that."
But Lynn Sr. got mad and pushed the girls out, "First get out, all of you girls!" and he then dressed and put on his costume that resembles Gomez Addams, "Second! What the hell do you need me for?"
"We go through this every year, Dad! We need to go with a grown-up or teenager and mom too!" Lola demanded, "LJ is busy with Lucy's corn maze."
Lynn Sr. then realized, "Ahhhh. Yeah! Count me in, guys! 'Cause Gomez Addams is in the hood tonight!" and he leaped out of the bathroom in joy, "ALALALALALALALALALALALA! Sssssshowtime!"
"Wow! My father is excited for Halloween already!" Lori explained, "Just like you, kids!"
Lincoln started becoming eager, "All right, everybody! It looks like we are all set!"
"We're ready to go trick-or-treating together as a family!" Ronnie Anne agreed.
And with that, the four of them go outside with the other Loud sisters.
Once outside, Lori and Bobby look the sisters.
"Alright guys. Which way should we head?" Lori asked them.
"To reach the maximum amount of house, I suggest we go through the neighborhood counterclockwise this year then take a high amount of elaborate turns," Lisa suggested.
Lincoln twirled his fake guy and then shouted, "Sweet let's get this party started."
"Let's do it!" Lori and Ronnie Anne both shouted happily and eagerly.
With that, Lori, Bobby and the two kids run off in their direction. On the intersection of Franklin and Olive, kids are out trick-or-treating as the they arrive, but they don't hear Hank and Hawk laughing and hiding in the bushes as they looked at them.
"Dude check it out, four runts! We should follow then and steal the candy!" Hank suggested as he and Hawk put on disturbing baby masks, laugh, and slowly follow the group down the street.
Back to the Loud House where Lucy steps out and turns on the lights for her corn maze and carries in a bucket of fake blood Lucy pulls out a megaphone.
"Okay, everyone, get to your places," Lucy said through the megaphone before Rita steps out looking like a zombie, moaning and groaning.
"So, how's that, Luce?" Rita asked Lucy.
Lucy looks her over, "Hmm...not quite there. I think we need to lose a limb." Lucy suggested as she takes out a chainsaw resulting in Rita starting to panic and flinch.
"NO, LUCY, NO!" Rita screamed in fear before suddenly, Lynn comes out looking like a masked serial killer and Lucy handed the chainsaw to her.
"Here, Lynn. Don't forget your chainsaw," Lucy said as Lynn takes it and runs into the maze.
Rita sighs in relief and then said, "Ah."
At that moment, Lucy pulled Rita's sleeve up to cover up her arm.
"Well, a little homemade blood, and you're good to go," Lucy said as she rubs it on the armless sleeve.
"Wow. You're a real pro, Lucy," Rita said surprised, "I really should have let you do this years ago. I don't know why I didn't."
"That's okay, Mom. I'm just glad to finally get my chance. I'm so thrilled, I can barely contain myself," Lucy said in happiness.
"I know, Lucy. I can really see it all over your face," Rita replied before she goes into the maze.
At that moment, Leni comes out dressed as a vampiress.
"I literally vant to suck your blood." Leni said in a Transylvanian accent as she flips her hair before being stopped by Lucy.
Lucy then looks her over, "Hmm. Missing something." She yells into her megaphone, "Fangs, here!"
But at that moment, Fangs flies in and perches on Leni's shoulder, making her scream.
"Look, Leni. If you wanna make it more authentic, he could bite your neck," Lucy said to Leni while she grows nervous and Fangs smiles.
"No! I mean, this is fine," Leni said as she goes into the maze.
Luan comes out as Dr. Frankenstein with Mr. Coconuts as her Frankenstein monster as Luan laughs evilly but Lucy quickly stopped her.
"Hang on, Luan. Your monster needs more stitches," Lucy suggested as she draws some stitches on Mr. Coconuts.
"Ahhh. That's sew much better!" Luan said before she laught but Lucy gave a deadpan look.
"No puns in the maze," Lucy said at a now disappointed Luan as she went into the maze
"Hmmph! Well, I'm literally not going to fall for it!" Leni said in a disgusted manner.
At that moment, Geo rolls in and Lucy puts the head on his hamster ball before takes a deep breath and hides her head as she and Geo go into the maze. Out come a pipe organ and Luna dressed like a skeleton.
"Ready to rock, oh, mistress of the dark." Luna said before she started playing before Lucy rubs the organ.
"Drop down an octave and try it in D minor, mother," Lucy suggested, "That's the spookiest key."
With that, Luna plays the organ as such and Lucy busts out her megaphone, "Okay, guys, the Loud Family haunted corn maze is officially open. Let's bring on the screams, people." Lucy picks up her hood, scythe, and blood and creeps into the maze.
With the younger sisters, they were still trick-or-treating with the men of the house as the twins go up to the first house with their patriotic costumes and knock as the door opens.
Lola and Lana hold out their Halloween pails and said, "Trick or treat!"
Diem Doan smiles at twins and said, "Oh, aren't you two adorable," and she gives them their candy.
As the door closes, there's another knock with the twins now in their aquatic outfits.
Lola and Lana hold out their Halloween pails and once again said, "Trick or treat!"
Diem Doan was easily fooled and said, "Awwww, so cute!" before she gives them more candy.
Afterwards, another knock and the twins are in their condiment costumes.
Lola and Lana hold out their Halloween pails once more and said, "Trick or treat!"
Diem Doan still fooled spoke again, "Great costumes," and she once again gives them more candy.
Lola and Lana look at their candy and then said, "Thank you!"
With that, the two of them leave the house and Lana walks back to the group.
"And that is how it's done. One house, six pieces of candy," Lola said before she and Lana both high five and leave.
At that same moment, Lisa hops up to the door and knocks as it opens.
Lisa hold out her Halloween pail and exclaims, "Trick or treat!"
Diem Doan smiles at Lisa and said, "How sweet. A kangaroo," as she prepares to give her her candy.
Lisa reaches in to her pouch then said, "And a baby roo," before Lily pops out of Lisa's pouch and coos.
Diem Doan becomes overcome by the adorableness and spoke, "Aww!" before suddenly...
Lynn Sr. appears in front of Diem Doan, causing her to leap.
"Trick or treat from Gomez Addams! Ha ha ha ha!" Lynn Sr. said maniacally and he takes the bowl of candy and gives Lisa every piece in the bowl and gives it back to Diem Doan, "Be safe during the night!"
And he closed the door and cackled while Lisa hops away.
"Thank you!" Lisa said as she gives the twins content look, "Ha. One house, eighty-seven pieces of candy."
At that same moment, the wind blows eerily behind Lynn Sr, but he was very satisfied.
"Ooooooh! So unhappy that it's satisfying!" Lynn Sr. said happily.
Meanwhile, Lori, Bobby, Ronnie Anne and Lincoln are all walking down the street with their sacks loaded and Lincoln was very satisfied about all the candy they got.
"Wow, what a haul we got tonight!" Lincoln said happily.
"Hey Dad, maybe we should take it to my house, because my mom's sisters will pounce on these bags!" Ronnie Anne suggested.
"Yeah! Let's take it your house, honey! Because that way if my sisters ever get ready to pounce on the candy, we'll be ready to break up the fight," Lori agreed with the idea, "Well, I mean, we have three sacks full of candy. I think it's too much candy.
Just then Lori and Ronnie Anne got another idea.
"Hey, Ronnie Anne. I think we should bury one of our sacks underground," Lori suggested.
"That sounds like a great idea," Ronnie Anne said before she turned to Bobby, "Hey, Dad, I'm gonna need your bag!"
With that, Bobby gave Ronnie his candy-filled sack before she gave to Lori and they both buried it underground.
"Well, our hard work paid off. This was the best Halloween ever," Lori said as she, Bobby, Ronnie ANne and Lincoln all high five and turn the corner, only to find, to their shock, that the jack-o-lanterns are smashed, toilet paper is in the trees, candy wrappers are all over the ground, and all of Franklin Avenue is a complete mess, and the four of them were in complete shock, "Well...maybe not for everyone."
Back at home, the girls are closing up the maze when Lori, Bobby, Ronnie Anne and Lincoln all approached them.
"Guys, what's going on? Why are the streets deserted?" Lincoln asked nervously.
"Yeah, and why are you taking down your maze?" Ronnie Anne added.
"Nobody showed up. All my work for nothing. Not a single scream," Lucy said as she began to cry.
"Nobody showed up? Why not?" Ronnie Anne asked them nervously.
"Because two big stinkers came along and ruined everything!" Lola said as she began to cry.
"Yeah! They TP'd all the trees and smashed all the Jack-O-Lanterns." Lana said as she began to cry.
"And worst of all, they stole everybody's candy!" Lola said as she started crying softly.
"And with the amount of candy I had, we're talking grand larceny," Lisa began to cry as Lori and Bobby and Lincoln all huddle up.
"Two big stinkers? Lincoln, Ronnie Anne, you don't think it was the guys we told to come here, do you?" Lori said sternly to Lincoln.
"No way, Mom and Dad," Lincoln denied, "There's plenty of big stinkers in our neighborhood."
Lynn Sr. began to shudder and spoke, "God, I'll never shake the sound of their big dumb laughs."
"Wait. Didn't those guys have big dumb laughs?" Lori asked them.
"Mom, plenty of people have big dumb laughs," Ronnie Anne informed Lori.
"And I'll never forget those creepy baby-faced masks which scared the hell out of me," Lola said as she still cried.
"All Hallow's Eve, street name Halloween, is clearly ruined," Lisa said before she began to cry as the other sisters go back inside greatly upset of what happened while Lily crawls by sighing with despair.
Lincoln suddenly became riddled with guilt, "This is all our fault! We led those stinkers right to my street!"
At that moment, Lori and Bobby started crying, "We ruined Halloween!"
"Why didn't anyone tell me the pitfalls of looking out for us?" Lori asked as she cried.
"Mom! Dad! We have to fix this!" Ronnie Anne panicked, "Look, we can't un-smash the Jack-O-Lanterns, and it's too late to get people to come to the maze! But we can get everybody's candy back."
Bobby was suddenly scared, "From those two big scary guys who could twist all four of us into human pretzels and dip us in a sauce of their choosing?"
"Well, what choice do we have?" Lincoln asked them before Bobby gave out a deep sigh.
"I guess you're right. I hope at least it's honey mustard," Bobby said before he said something they'd never thought he would say, "Well, gang, it looks like we got us a big mystery on our hands."
"A mystery?" Lori asked in surprise.
"Like count me in, man!" Lincoln said in happily.
The family, now dressed as the Mystery Inc. Gang, Bobby as Fred, Lori as Daphne and Lincoln and Ronnie Anne respectively as Shaggy and Velma are walking the streets.
"Like, we gotta find those guys. But it won't be easy," Lincoln explained, "Like, we don't even know where to start looking."
But at that same moment, Ronnie Anne notices something.
"Hey, how about that trail of candy wrappers?" Ronnie Anne asked them as Lori, Bobby and Lincoln see the trail.
"Hmmm. Yeah, that should work," Bobby said to them.
With that, the family proceeds to follow the trail until a gust of wind blows the wrappers away and Lori soon became shocked upon the wind blowing the trail away.
"Oh, jeepers! There goes the trail!" Lori said in fear.
"Zoinks! What are we gonna do now?" Lincoln said in shock.
"Calm down, gang! I know we can find them! Ronnie Anne was showing us the way!" Bobby informed them.
Suddenly, some familiar laughter goes off and Ronnie Anne then realized it.
"Wait! Guys, it's the big dumb laughs we heard earlier!" Ronnie Anne suggested.
It turns out that Hank and Hawk are eating candy and dragging their sacks down the path while tossing wrappers on the ground.
"Pretty awesome booty, bro," Hank commented.
"Thanks, bro. I've been doing squats," Hawk commented.
"Not you, the candy," Hank corrected him.
At that moment, Lori, Bobby, Lincoln and Ronnie Anne were following them to their hideout which is a treehouse as Bobby was feeling nervous.
"I don't know which is worse: the stealing or the littering?" Bobby asked.
"Like, we need a plan," Lincoln said before Ronnie Anne got an idea.
"Wait! I know! Mom, Dad, Lincoln! I think we should train some squirrels to go in and attack them," Ronnie Anne explained, "While they're busy getting rabies, we'll grab the candy."
"Hmmm, I like the wildlife approach, Ronnie Anne, but I was thinking we get a beaver to chew down the tree," Bobby suggested.
"Or we hypnotize those guys so they fall asleep before they even think about kidnapping me," Lori added.
While they were planning, some groaning is heard and Hawk and Hank were queasing.
"Ugh. I ate too much candy," Hawk queased.
"Aw, you'd better not puke, 'cause that'll make me puke," Hank added.
"Ugh. I think I'm just gonna pass out." Hawk continued.
"Aw, dude, if you pass out, then I'll.." Hank said before he and Hawk both thud and pass out.
At that moment, Ronnie Anne suddenly got an idea.
"Guys, I think they just made a plan for us," Ronnie Anne explained.
"Well, let's get that plan into action!" Lori exclaimed.
With that, Lori, Bobby, Ronnie Anne and Lincoln all climb up into the treehouse quietly and see Hawk and Hank are still asleep. Bobby then notices that the sack is tucked near them before Lincoln and Ronnie Anne quietly step on a floorboard that creaks and freezes. Luckily, it doesn't wake up the stinkers and they switch out the sack with a stick to rest Hank's head on.
But as they try to get the sack out through the door, it turns out that it's not wide enough. But they soon notice a window and try to push the bag through, but something starts breathing heavily around Bobby.
"Lincoln, stop breathing so hard. You're fogging our sight!" Bobby exclaimed quietly before finding out that Lincoln was actually under the sack.
"Uh, Dad, I'm down here!" Lincoln replied.
"Yeah, Dad. Lincoln was under the sack!" Ronnie Anne agreed before suddenly...
They soon notice that the stinkers are awake now and ready to pummel them.
"ZOOOOOIIIIIINNNNNKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSS!" Lincoln screamed loudly in fear as the bullies pummeled the four of them.
leave out the pummeling happening off-screen and changes to Lori, Lincoln and Bobby now as human pretzels in a dumpster, groaning in pain.
"Now, this is what I'd say about a human pretzel," Lori groaned in pain, "I think this is where Leni got the idea about threatening to turn us into human pretzels."
"Yeah, I guess the dipping sauce of their choosing was garbage," Bobby agreed.
"All this butt kicking has worked up my appetite," Hawk commente, "Let's go finish off the candy."
"We'll see you doofuses next Halloween," Hank added, "And tell your neighbors no more dark chocolate. We're milk chocolate guys."
With that, the two bullies laugh and leave but Ronnie Anne was suspicious.
"Well, we're not going to let these guys ruin everybody's future Halloweens," Ronnie Anne denied.
"I know, but what are we gonna do?" Lori began to panic, "Next time, they might twist us into garlic knots. Or maybe even French crullers."
"Mom, calm down," Ronnie Anne commanded.
"Yeah, Mom, you're spiraling," Lincoln agreed.
"I know. I'd better do my deep breathing or might get myself another glass of red wine to drown my anxiety!" Lori said before paused "Inhale one..." she inhales "...exhale two," and exhales.
But suddenly, Ronnie Anne just got an idea.
"Jinkies! Red Wine as Blood!" Ronnie Anne realized before she turned to Lori, "Mom, do you remember the first time we ran into them?"
Just then, a flashback to the time the four encountered Hawk and Hank after talking with the Simpson family occurs.
"Watch where you're going, doofuses!" Hank yelled but Lori did not back away unlike Bobby and the kids.
"Well, well, well! What do we have here?" Lori asked suspiciously, "If it isn't the two Hazeltucky Hockers from the football game that Lincoln screwed up by accident!"
"What? How did you recognize us?" Hawk asked in shock.
"That was the time when Lincoln screwed up at the football game, but at least he admitted that having fun is more important than winning," Lori explained, "Oh, and don't forget. Watch out for scary monsters! And that includes spiders!"
Hawk and Hank were now scared and Lori continued, "And don't forget to watch out because someone will be thirsty for blood!" and Lori showed them what appears to be a small glass of red wine disguised as blood.
"Ugh! Blood! I think I'm gonna barf!" Hawk and Hank both groan as Lori drinks the red wine and throws the wine glass aside.
"Well, be on the lookout for blood while you're trick or treating!" Lori informed her.
The flashback then ends.
Bobby suddenly realizes something, "I see where you're going there, dear. Blood! That's their one weakness!"
"Exactly. And the four of us know where there's plenty of it," Lori said before she digs out her phone and starts calling Lucy on her personal phone.
Lucy answered the phone, "You rang?"
Lori began speaking on the phone, "Lucy, how would you like to have your haunted maze after all?"
In response, Lucy emerges from her coffin and gives off a smile.
"This will be exciting," Lucy said happily.
Somewhere near the stinkers' treehouse, Lori, Bobby, Lincoln and Ronnie Anne are in their British Master disguises again with bags full of leaves while Bobby is shaking in terror.
"You okay, honey?" Lori asked Bobby.
"To be honest, I'm scared out of my mind. But as a great man once said, 'We shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end," Bobby said but Lori and the kids just stare blankly with no idea whom he meant, "Winston Churchill. It was in the study guide."
"All right! If we survive this, the kids are going to read the rest of it," Lori explained as Lincoln got his sack ready and so Ronnie Anne, Lori and Bobby.
"All right, let's do it!" Ronnie Anne said as they all they get into character and proceed.
With that, Bobby started speaking in a British accent, "I say, Alister, old chap, we certainly had a smashing success with the sweets tonight."
"Indeed. And what a selection. All milk chocolate." Lincoln also spoke in a British accent
"And with some hints of cream caramel," Lori agreed, speaking in a British accent.
"And let's not forget some of the crispity crunchy stuff inside a few of them as well," Ronnie Anne agreed, also speaking in a British accent.
Upon hearing them, this immediately caught Hank and Hawk's attention.
"Hey bro, did you hear that? More candy!" Hawk explained happily.
"Aw, there's no way I can eat more candy," Hank replied before they started laughing.
"Good one," Hawk said as he laughed out.
"Aw, I know," Hank agreed as he laughed out.
Suddenly, they see Lori, Bobby, Ronnie Anne and Lincoln.
Hawk started screaming, "Let's get 'em!"
"Well, you're gonna have to catch us first!" Ronnie Anne yelled.
With that, the bullies leap out of the treehouse and give chase to Lincoln, Ronnie Anne and their parents. First off, The family climbs over a log, but the stinkers plow right through it. Next, the family hops over stones on a lake, but the stinkers charge on top of the water. Soon after, the family crosses another log acting as a bridge, and when the stinkers try, their combined weight breaks the bridge, making them fall, scream, and climb up with their bare hands.
Soon, they arrive back into town and they stop in pain.
"Ugh, stomach cramps!" Hawk groaned in pain.
"Aw, man! If you get a cramp, I'll get a cramp," Hank replied while Bobby was looking back.
"I think we're starting to losing them!" Bobby said before Lincoln realized something.
"Wait! Guys! Like, we don't wanna lose them!" Lincoln screamed in fear.
"Well, let's just jog in place," Ronnie Anne suggested.
With that, they make chase into the corn maze with the stinkers getting ready to pummel the boys again as they rush in and Hank began to laugh.
"They're ours now," Hawk said towards Hank.
At that same time, Lori, Bobby, Lincoln and Ronnie Anne all duck into a few corn plants and lose them.
"It works! We got them in here!" Lori exclaimed happily.
"As Winston Churchill once said," Ronnie Anne said before Lincoln joined in with her, "Never, never, never give up."
With that, Lori and Bobby both look at them happily.
"You know, I felt bad, so while we were jogging in place, I glanced at the study guide," Lincoln explained.
However, the stinkers are still looking but Hawk soon became a little scared.
"Uh, Hank. "It's really dark in here," Hawk said nervously.
"Man up, bro! I want that candy," Hank denied before they notice the lights turning off, "What's that?"
At that very moment, Luna began playing on her organ and began singing.
"When darkness falls on the house of Loud"
"Around every turn, new terror abounds"
"You don't want to lose your head! Ha ha ha!"
The other are returning home so Bobby can drive them to Beaverton, but suddenly Hank and Hawk jump them. The men push the girls behind them as the two stinkers crack their knuckles.
"You can run, but you can't hide"
"They know that you taste better alive"
"I don't think that they've been fed in a long, long time"
"Every corner, every floor"
"Watch out, they ain't herbivores"
"Ghastly ghouls out for blood"
"Sorry, bud"
"You got tricked, you got tricked"
Bobby get shoved to the ground and Hawk starts wrestling with him with the two exchange punches, but Hawk is getting more in, while Lincoln and Ronnie Anne are handling Hank, Lincoln aims for his gut while Lori and Ronnie Anne punched Hank's legs really hard, causing him to scream.
"You got punked and pranked with a spooky twist"
"Before you wet your pants, better get out quick"
"Tricked, tricked, tricked"
"You got...tricked"
"Beware of fangs and bloody fur"
"A Loud House chainsaw massacre"
"There's no chance that you'll get out"
But soon, the little Louds are cowering behind Lori in fear as Lincoln was getting kicked in the gut by Hank before Bobby performed a drop kick on Hank and dodged when Hawk charged at him before Bobby did a drop kick on Hawk's head.
"Ghosts writing your eulogy"
"Heads are rolling literally"
"So, who needs their mommy now?"
"Spilling guts on the floor"
"Clean up on aisle four"
"Why you running off so soon?"
Bobby kicked the two snickers in the coconuts while they were on the ground, before picking up Lincoln and limping to the girls to see if they were alright.
"Sorry dude"
"You got tricked, you got tricked"
"You got punked and pranked with a spooky twist"
"Before you wet your pants, better get out quick"
"Tricked, tricked, tricked"
"You got...tricked"
After the fight the trick or treaters continued to walk home, all of the girls looked up at the boys as they walked home, Lincoln and Ronnie Anne both had a black eye each and Bobby was covered in bruises, while the two boys and two girls including Lori and Ronnie Anne were silently whispering to each other.
Lucy started speaking to them in an angry manner, "The crimes you have committed this night shan't go unpunished. You reap what you sow!" Lucy proceeded to slash a rope with her scythe, dumping a bucket of fake blood on them, making them scream.
"Blood!" Hank screamed in fear.
"Oh my god! I think I'm gonna puke!" Hawk screamed in fear.
"Run for it, Hank!" Hank still screamed.
As they run out screaming, Lucy gives a small smile of satisfaction while Hank soon became nauseous.
Hank suddenly became nauseous."We're not...coming back here...again..." and he and Hawk both run off.
Luna finished her song, "You got...tricked."
With that, everyone cheers for a successful maze scare.
"That was awesome!" Lana screamed happily.
"That was literally wonderful!" Leni screamed joyously as Lincoln was finally happy.
"Thanks, guys," Lincoln replied gracefully.
"Yeah. I think we taught those two big stinkers a lesson and got this mystery wrapped up," Ronnie Anne agreed next to a very satisfied Lucy.
"No, thank you for bringing them here," Lucy said in a satisfying tone, "You totally made my Halloween. I've never been happier."
Once again, little to no change of emotion on her and Lori examines it.
"Trust me, Mom. She's happy," Lincoln said to Lori, "Hopefully, next year, your maze will have more than two customers."
Lynn Sr. then noticed something about what happened then stepped in.
"Well, it looks like my wife and I won't have to wait until next year," Lynn Sr. said happily for once as every kid in the neighborhood showed up.
With that, Lucy started speaking on the megaphone, "Okay. Places, everyone."
With that, the girls go back in the maze and Lincoln and the others finally became happy.
"You know? I guess we did save Halloween!" Lincoln said happily.
"Yeah, but too bad nobody got any candy," Ronnie Anne added.
"And we promised to make this the greatest Halloween for all of you!" Bobby added but Lola soon gave a cross look at them.
"Well, who cares about candy if you were all put in danger or worse!" Lola said in a cross manner.
Lori suddenly became happy and got an idea.
"Kids, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Lori asked Lincoln and Ronnie Anne.
"We sure are, Mom!" Lincoln replied happily.
"Let's go get our shovels!" Ronnie Anne demanded.
Lynn Sr. then jumped to them in sheer happiness still in his Gomez Addams costume.
"Ahahahahaha! Showtime!" Lynn Sr. shouted happily while Rita then came out the door, now in her Morticia Addams costume.
"Looks like Morticia Loud is helping out tonight!" Rita said happily as she followed.
Later, Lori, Bobby, Lynn Sr., Rita, Ronnie Anne and Lincoln are all giving out the full-size bars they got to the kids who had their candy stolen.
First off, a ballerina girl came to them and said, "Trick or treat!" and Lori gives her one, "Here you go, little girl."
Afterwards, a Transformers fan who looked like Spike Witwicky came to them, "Trick or treat!" and Bobby gave him one and said, "And here you go, laddie."
Then came a Robot kid speaking in a faux metallic voice, "TRICK OR TREAT." and Lynn Sr. gives him one.
With that, Lori's younger sisters, Lola, Lana and Lisa, are next in line.
"Trick or treat!" Lola, Lana and Lisa all said in unison.
"Guess what, girls? I've got a surprise for you all," Lori said as she gives them full-size candy bars.
"Whoa!" Lola screamed in excitement.
"Full-size candy bars? No way!" Lana screamed in excitement.
"Oh my god! They are real!" Lisa screamed in excitement, "Where did you acquire these magnificent specimens?"
"It's a long story. Let's just say next Halloween, we have a great place to take you guys trick-or-treating," Lincoln explained.
"You'll just need a British accent," Bobby added.
"Dad!" Ronnie Anne said irritated at Bobby.
The sisters then run off and a boy as a mummy comes up next and spoke eerily, "Trick or treat!" and Rita gives him one.
Lola and Lana come back in their salt and pepper shaker costumes, "Trick or treat!"
But Lori and Lincoln were both too smart for the trick, "Sorry, you already got one," Lori said and the twins walk away foiled.
And with that, a girl dressed as a hot dog is the last one and she said, "Trick or treat!" and Lincoln gives the hot dog girl a candy bar.
"Well, Lincoln. That's everybody," Lori spoke happily.
"Great. And that means... the rest of the candy bars are all ours!" Lincoln exclaimed.
With that, Lori reaches in and pulls out a few of fun size bars.
"And it looks like there's only six of them left," Lori agreed.
Lincoln then got an idea, "Do you know what that means?" and Lynn Sr., Rita, Lori, Bobby and Ronnie Anne all join in with Lincoln.
"That means we eat the six candy bars together!" Ronnie Anne and Lincoln both said in unison
With that, they all take the six remaining candy bars and eat them together as a family.
"You know something, Jack-O-Lincoln and Jack-O-Ronnie? Thanks, and Happy Halloween," Bobby spoke happily.
"Happy Halloween, Daddy of Frankenstein," Lincoln and Ronnie Anne both thanked Bobby.
"From Jack-O-Lincoln, Jack-O-Ronnie, and Me, Mummy Lori," Lori added in happiness.
"With help from Gomez and Morticia Loud, Hahahahaha!" Lynn Sr. added happily, "Looks like we had some Addams Family spirit inside us this Halloween! Can't wait for next year's Halloween!"
And Lynn Sr. and Rita both laughed maniacally together and both spoke to the viewers, "HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EVERYBODY!" and they continued laughing.
But however, it then zooms out to two green Rigellians named Kang and Kodos watching it end and they were not satisfied with it being shown after Halloween.
"Pathetic humans!" Kang said in a very displeasing manner as he holds up a recording of the Halloween special, "They've shown a Halloween chapter of the Loud House..." and he holds up a calendar with November on it, "...in November!"
"Who's still thinking about Halloween?! We've already got our Christmas decorations up!" Kodos said as he points to the fireplace, which has a replica of Kang and Kodos taking over Santa, his sleigh, and the nine reindeer including Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, a Christmas wreath, two Christmas shrubs on each side, two poinsettia plants on each side, a string of lights below the replica, and Rigellian-themed stockings for Kang and Kodos.
Kang and Kodos both laugh like Santa Claus in unison, "Ho ho ho ho ho! Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!" and their spaceship which is painted in Christmas-theme flies away as Kodos continues laughing like Santa Claus.