By: Prodigus Feldspar
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and if I did Lee would be called a "Sexy, ravishing (or was it relishing? Sorry, Samantha…) Beast!" XD With the proper hand gestures of course!
Erm…yeah…tee-hee… let the fun begin!
Flame if you wish.
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It was 5:00AM and Lee was hard at work sitting on Gaara's living room floor, filling Gaara's gourd with water when a shadow appeared behind him and he heard Gaara's voice growl, "Lee, just what are you doing to my gourd?"
Lee turned around to see the insomniac-psychopath glaring at him.
"I'm putting water in it!" Lee said with a smile.
Gaara winced, "And why are you doing that?"
"I'm doing it because, now you are completely and utterly defenseless!"
Gaara stared.
"And now, Lee said, getting up, "I can poke you whenever I want!"
Lee began madly poking Gaara.
First, on the arm, then on the forehead, then in the stomach, and lastly on the nose. Over and over and over again.
Finally Gaara snapped and shouted, "Desert Coffin!"
His sand sloshed lazily out of the gourd and, a wet mess, and splashed onto the floor, dead.
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Hearing her brother's battle cry, Temari snuck out of the kitchen and, using her newest technique, the "Hide behind couch no jutsu," Hid, (believe it or not!) behind the couch!
Why the heck is that weird kid poking Gaara? And why does Kankuro Keep getting excluded from Prodigus Feldspar's stories?
(Feldspar: because he's stupid?)
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"And now," Lee said, and darted upstairs…"I can raid your underwear drawer, Gaara!"
Gaara froze in terror.
"Oh, my god! Gaara…Your boxers…they have little hearts on them!" Lee squealed and exited Gaara's room holding a pair of white boxers with little red hearts on them.
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Gaara practically screamed, turning as red as his hair.
"No need to be so embarrassed, Gaara." Lee said.
Gaara dragged Lee out of his bedroom doorway, down the stairs, and threw him out the door.
Gaara slammed the door and locked it.
He looked to his right, then to his left. He was alone. Or so he thought!
Gaara pulled a Lee plushie out of one of his pockets. And, looking around once more, Huggled it.
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Temari, who was still using her "Hide behind couch no jutsu." Stifled a laugh and pulled out her camera. She took a quick picture and pocketed the camera.
Truly, a Kodak moment! She thought. And she was going to show it to everyone.
Including a soon to be, very ecstatic, black haired ninja in a green jumpsuit.
End.
Not my best story…but meh. For some reason I keep forgetting to add Kankuro into my stories…maybe it's because I really don't like him. Whatever…I wrote this fast so it's not too funny, but still...yeah….Thanks for reading!