Ganondorf's Week
: Morning :
8:00: An alarm clock beeping louder than hell. Ganon grumbles and crushes the damn thing.
8:30: Ganon is still sleeping but a soldier comes in and yells"LORD GANON YIME TO GET UP!"it was girl soldier with a REALLY ANNOYING VOICE.
"Don't you have to get a damn face lift or something!"he replied
"NO THATS TOMMAROW COME ON THEY ARE SERVING MEATLOAF AND LIVER TODAY!"she said she yells when she talks to.
"I hate meatloaf and liver!"said Ganon angrily
"THATS YOUR PROBLEM!"she said and left the room.
9:00: Ganon is walking down the hall and into the cafataria. "Hey Ganon"
said Shadow Link. "I know... you don't have to play it secret anymore."said Shadow Link.
"What are you talking about?"said Ganon sitting next to Shadow Link.
"I know that your Gay and have crush on Robot Ganon."said Shadow Link.
"WHAT I'M NOT GAY!"screamed Ganon.
"It's ok I know you'd want to deny it but don't worry I'm not a racist."said Shadow Link.
"No seriously I AM NOT GAY!"said Ganon
"Whatever you say" said Shadow Link walking away.
"Well forget it" said Ganon walking up to get a tray of Meatloaf and Liver.
10:00: Ganon walks into his tiny office with his little bobble-heads and
action figures that when you press the button say Go to hell!
People are sitting at a large table getting ready to talk about how to rule Hyrule. "So any idea's how to take over Hyrule?"asked Ganon
"OH HOW ABOUT WE!"said a short stubby guy but then was engulfed in flames and yelled "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!".
"Nobody asked you dammit! said Ganon.
"Anybody?"said Ganon "GOOD CAUSE I DON'T EITHER!"said Ganon
"Because..."and everybody begins to recite I guess a certain rule.
"If Lord Ganon doesn't have an Idea then the rest of us don't either."said the group of strange people.
"Right but Joe didn't follow that rule so he died."said Ganon "Now how did he die because when the inspection people come they are gonna wanna know."said Ganon
"He was scared into a coma."said the people.
11:00 It was time for some inspection guy to come. Ganon was in a suit and tie ready for inspection.
"Alright you are Ganon right?"said the guy asking Robot Ganon.
"YES"said Robot Ganon "Hi i'm Guy"said Guy
"No he isn't dammit I am!"said Ganon
"How could you be Ganon if he is?"said Guy
"BUT HE ISN'T OH CAN'T YOU TELL HE'S A DAMN!"he stopped
because suddenly Shadow Link overshaddowed Gannon.
"Yes he's actually my boyfriend I'm gay!"said 'Ganon'
"Shadow Link Get out THIS INSTANT:said Ganon. Shadow Link floated out an ran off.Strangely so did Guy.
12:00: Ganon walked into his room and stared at himself in his mirror. "Gee"he said "Am I really that ugly?". So he stopped straring took a bath with Ducky and Alice Alligator got out and went to bed.