Ganondorf's Week
: Dinner :
4:00: Ganon's in his little office with his bobble-heads and action figure's that when you press the button say Go to hell!
"Ok this is bad Becky is gonna tell everybody I do Karate and I don't!"yelled Ganon. "At least she doesn't know I take Ballet."said Ganon "Oh I'm so graceful!"dreamed Ganon. "And my ballet tutu is SO FASHIONABLE with its pretty pink and white outline,and cute little heart in the middle!"said Ganon. "Nice real nice like I needed to hear that."said Shadow Link as he YET AGAIN WALKED AWAY but this time he was laughing.
"Oh shit!"said Ganon
4:00: Ballet Practice
Ganon leaves his evil headquarters and goes to Ballet with all his little girlfriends.
"Hello Mr.Ganon we are waiting for Mrs.Bath would you join us in a tea-party while we wait?"asked a little girl named Sheila
"Sure Sheila!"said Ganon excitedly.
There teacher is Mrs.Ineeda Bath.( If you don't get her name ask someone who read this already!).
"CLASS! are you ready for your big dance concert tonight at 6:30!"yelled Mrs.Bath
"Oh yes we are!"yelled Ganon in his pretty SPARKLY pink/white ballet tutu and top with a heart in the middle.
Unluckily there is a WINDOW in the school of dance. And UNLUCKILY Shadow Link was watching through this WINDOW with really...really red
eyes a BIG..evil smile.It was a cold day so you could breath on the window and write. He wrote "Ganon...you...are...so...fucking...screwed!"he smiled even more after and ran toward the head quarters.
"OH-SHIT!"screamed Ganon
5:00:Dinner Time
"Oh god oh good GOD!"said Ganon in Panic.
"HI GANON I'M SO SURPRISED I DIDN'T KNOW YOU DID BALLET! IT'S SO MANLY!"said Becky in her chicken related voice.
"Did Shadow Link tell you Becky?"asked Ganon
"YUP!"said Becky
"I'M GONNA KILL THAT DAMN BASTARD HE IS GOING DOWN!"yelled Ganon
"I'm gonna get a plate of whatever they are serving for dinner!"said Ganon.
Ganon went over to grab a tray of something called Worm Cheese?
"Do I have to eat it?"asked Ganon "Even the name makes me feel so uncomftorble in the worst way!
"YES YOU ARE GONNA EAT IT AN LIKE IT!"yelled the Lunch Lady
"Yes Lunch Lady!"said Ganon running away with his tray.
6:00:Quick Recital
Ganon is at the head quarters in his room with all the girls.
"Ok girls you ready!"said Ganon
"Yupper!"said Sheila
They alll started dancing.
"uh huh oh yeah feel the beat!"said Ganon in the GROOVE
"Man break it down!"said a little girl named Candy
But sadly Shadow Link was standing there MENACINGLY!
He was dying with laughter.
"AHHHHHHHHH!"said Ganon screaming like a little girl
"Gotcha!"said Shadow Link while taking millions of photos.
Sorry for the short chappy I still got Idea's but If you guys have any YOU ARE WELCOME TO SAY!