Ganondorf's Week
: Night :
7:00: Ganon is weeping in his considering he totally screwed up his concert,Because we he tried to do a Jump,de Grace he fell of the stage and
killed the pianist because he landed on him.
"WAHHHHH! its so sniff un sniff FAIR!"bawled Ganon
"Tsk Tsk! Ganon don't blame yourself! You can't help it that you are gay and are a nutjob who wears pink!"said Shadow Link as he waltzed into the room.
"And thats why I'm gonna show everyone that you can be cool!"said Shadow Link.
"Is this really necessary?"asked Ganon
"YES NOW LETS GO TO THE MEETING ROOM!"said Shadow Link pulling him out of his room.
7:30: Annoucement when Shadow Link tries to prove Ganon's somewhat cool.
"Hey everybody!"said Shadow Link speaking to all evil minions.
"I'm proud to say Ganon is actually a somewhat cool person at heart!"
Ganon smacked his hand on his forehead.
"It doesn't matter if he's gay,or wears pink frilly flower printed gymnastic suits,or if he goes to ballet wearing a tutu with pink and white outlining and
a top with a heart in the middle!"said Shadow Link just screwing it up even more.
"I AM NOT GAY FOR THE LAST TIME!"said Ganon taking charge.
"OH DON'T FORGET HE DOES KARATE!"said Becky
"Okay bitch its exercising not Karate and who the hell hired you anyway!"said Ganon.
"YOU DID!"said Becky
"...Oh shit..."said Ganon totally embarresed.
8:00: TV time
Ganon is in his little office with a little box of tissues watching his favorite Soph Opera. " Gooey mushy love gunk to watch on tv!".
"Today GMLGTWOT we will see if Damian will come back to Veronica!
The show has started
"Oh Damian forgive me I only murdered Shella for your love!"said Veronica
"Veronica..."said Damian.
"NO DAMIAN SHE'LL ONLY KEEP MURDERING AND BETRAYING YOU!"screeched Ganon
But sadly Shadow Link was watch through a door frame with a bag of popcorn.
And Ganon looked at him,he looked at Ganon.Shadow Link bursted out with a EVIL LAUGH bum bum bum!
"Oh pooie!"said Ganon
9:00:Snack Time
Ganon finds Shadow Link getting into a bag of cookies.
"WHY DO YOU KEEP STALKING ME!"said Ganon
"I'm having a good time see misery is funny."said Shadow Link
"And GUESS WHAT you are MISERABLE!"said Shadow Link
"Oh when you went to take a nap that day when we had rhyno pie and
you said after you woke up your pillow felt REALLY FLUFFY."said Shadow Link
"Yeah what about it?"asked Ganon
"I stuff some in your pillow and told everybody you were saving it for late,well see ya!"said Shadow Link.
Ganon stood there and felt his head.
"I need therapy dammit!"he yelled and went to a therapist
10:00: It's time for therapy.
Ganon is ready to discuss.
"Ok now vat is you problem?"asked the Therapist
"Well this guy keeps stalking me and I don't know how to get rid of him!"yelled Ganon
"Calm down now Vhy to you Zink he iz following you?"asked the Therapist
"You know fuck this"said Ganon and walked home.
Right when Ganon left the Therapist did the strangest thing TOOK OFF HIS HEAD AND YELLED FROOOOOOO-FROOOOOOOO it was Mr.Fro-Fro all along.