Ganondorf's Week

:Unfortunantly the next morning.:

8:00:This time the alarm didn't ring considering it was busted.

Ganon opened his eyes slowly and as you probably guessed Shadow Link was hovering over him.

"Becky is in the kitchen preparing bewarefast I..I mean breakfast."said Shadow Link.

"Why? WHY DO YOU TORTURE ME SO!"said Ganon.

"Because it keeps me happy and as long as I know your not happy I am."said Shadow Link laughing manically ( I know I spelled it wrong) out the door.

"As long as he knows I'm not happy...maybe if he thinks I'm happy he'll back off!"squealed Ganon like a girl.

8:30: Breakfast with...Chef Le Beckra:Hot cook of the Century.

"GANON CALL ME CHEF LE BECKRA!"said Becky

"Why?"asked Ganon.

"BECAUSE I WANT TO!"said Becky.

"OH AND THERE IS SOMETHING I WANTED YOU FOR A LONG TIME..."said Becky stepping closer and closer to the immense body of strange.

"What is...(Ganon gulped) that?"said Ganon pulling his collar farther out while sweating like crazy.

"I LOVE YOU! I ALWAYS HAVE YOUR THE HOTTEST THING OF ALL TIME!"screeched Becky.

Ganon just looked at her with the most apalling look.And ran away real fast and as he looked back he saw that Shadow Link planned this because he was actually standing by the door but he was invisble then so Ganon couldn't see him.

9:00: Meeting Time

Ganon is having another meeting but now he's gotta plan.

"EVERYONE I KNOW HOW TO BRING TERROR TO THE LAND!"said Ganon.

"But I need Shadow Link as well..."said Ganon with a evil smile.

Shadow Link had the worst terror on his faced he was totally shocked.

He thought "GANON TURNED THE TABLES ON ME ME!".

"WE ARE GONNA DO A RAP SINGLE!"said Ganon "And he's gonna be my back singer!"said Ganon evily with delight.

"Oh no..."said Shadow Link

10:00 on the air.

Ganon was totally ready to put this on the air. He was dressed in an a-shirt

that was red and white.He had a bandage across his nose backward Baseball cap with a big bling necklace with a G on it and lots a gold rings,and

got some gold teeth. Shadow Link was wearing the same thing except it was red and black but no gold teeth.

In the song Shadow Link doesn't sing seriously he talks because he doesn't want to embaress himself and the song began.

Ganon: Yo! What up dawgs I'm gonna show you how to MOVE!

My name is double G Ganon.

I got a teddy and her name is Shannon!

Listen dawg its time to groove,

Lets get it on GET UP AND MOVE!

Ganon started dancing like a distressed chicken.

Ok this is my Bud Shadow Link.

One time he threw me in the water and I started sink YO! Take it away!

Shadow Link sighed.

Look around for signs of this fool.

Who's asking you to make him king of Hyrule

He has the looks,vocals and skill

If you don't it's you he'll kill. Word.

Meanwhile Link was watching telivision in HORROR.

"Thoust is crazy!"yelled Link.

I hope you really liked this chapter I tried my best to make a REALLY STUPID RAP SONG.