Ganondorf's Week
: Revenge:
11:00: Lunch Time!
AGAIN yet another day Ganon heads toward the lunch room.
"I hate you more than Mr.Fro-Fro!"yelled Shadow Link at Ganon
"Now you see! That is how it feels to be me!"said Ganon.
"If this is how it feels to be you I need a couple of damn showers!"said Shadow Link
"I WILL GET MY REVENGE FEM-MAN I WILL"he said
as he walked off AGAIN.
"Heh yeah right...well time for lunch!"said Ganon.
"So what's for lunch DARE I ASK!"said Ganon.
" Fro-Fro fro fro fro fro Fro-fro-fro Fro fro fro!"said Mr.Fro-Fro
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"screeched Ganon
as he ran off.
12:00: Potty Break.
Ganon is standing outside the Bathroom door in a long line waiting for Shadow Link.
"DAMMIT WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG!"yelled Ganon.
"nothing..."said Shadow Link,Shadow Link was going to pull a little prank on Ganon I don't want to spoil it so keep going.
"COME ON MAN YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM YOU CAN'T YOUR A FRIGGING SHADOW AND WHILE YOU ARE PROBABLY STANDING THERE HERE I AM PRAIRIE-DOGGING IT!"said Ganon.
"Ok I'm done"said Shadow Link walking out of the bathroom...smirking.
"Oh thank you!"said Ganon as he RUNS into da bathroom.
"AHH oh shit AHHHHHHHHHHH! fuck AHHHHH! dammit AHHHHH!"yelled Ganon
It appears you are having toilet troubles?"said Shadow Link staring at Ganon.
Ganon was covered in (ICKY) water and when he tried to take a shower he gots more wet cause the thingy the water comes out of broke off. And then the sink handle broke off too!
12:30: Ganon's Mama pays a visit.
"Ganon baby! Sug where are you!"said Ganon's Mama
"Um hi mommy."said Ganon blushing
"Oh GANNY WANNY YOU LOOK CUTER THEN EVER LET MAMA PINCH THAT BIG OL NOSE OF YOURS!"screehed his Mama.
"HA HA! LOOK LOOK GANNY AND HIS MOM!"yelped Shadow Link
"OH POOP FUCK SHIT DAMN! he yelled as he ran off crying.
1:00: Nap Time
Ganon is sleeping soundly and so is everyone else except...obviously.
RING RING said Ganon's new alarm clock.But when Ganon awoke from his slumber there lie BECKY AHHHHHH!
sorry shorty!