Ganondorf's Week

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130:Ganon was so alarmed looking at Becky's new face lift literaly it looked half her face was on the back of her head!

"Holy...shit you look oogly!"said Ganon

"THANK YOU...SHADOW LINK DIDN'T SAY A THING!"said Becky

"I'm sure.."Ganon lifted his cape and the door bell rang.

2:00:Finally he answers

Ganon goes and answer's the door it was Mrs.Bath's husband

Itooka Bath.(If you don't get that Either your really dense or just are VERY TIRED) "Um hello Mr.Ganondorf sir...DON'T HURT ME!"he yelled.

"Why the hell would I hurt you I hardly know you!"said Ganon

"Well you hardly knew the pianist for the concert and you KILLED him!"the man was very frightened.

"IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!"said Ganon

"That's not what the paper says."said the man holding a newspaper in his head up to Ganon's overlarged nose. It had a picture of Ganon's butt squashed on the pianist. It read:

Crazy Gay Maniacal ballet man jumps off stage and kills pianist. Nobody was sure why he'd done such violet action's of butt use.If you see this man call 555-555-555-555 that's 555-555-555-555 we will try and find him to contain him in a mental hospital. We got this info from

a strange young Shadow Man if you see him please thank him!

Ganon was totally shocked.

"OH SHIT THIS IS SO UNTRUE!"Ganon screeched.

"DAMN DAMN DAMN!"he was freaking out.

The young Itooka ran off far away.

3:00: Shadow Link is a hero!

Ganon is walking down the street and he see's Shadow Link being mobbed by interviewer reporter people.

"Mr.Shadow Link is it true that you have to live with the crazy gay man!"asked a reporter guy.

"An unfortunate yes..."Shadow Link began to fake a tear.

"I've tried so hard to prove somewhere everyone has goodness but maybe I was wrong..."he faked

"OHH MY GANNY IS A GAY LOOOSER WAHHH!"bawled Ganon's Mama "MY SUGY BEAR! WHERE DID I GO WRONG!"she yelled

Shadow Link walked up to her and said "Having him was the wrong first turn.But I promise you all I WILL GET HIM INTO THE HOSPITAL!"said Shadow Link with a fist in the air. everyone cheered his name.

"He is heartless..."said Ganon "He even made my mommy turn on her SUGY BEAR WAHHHHHH!"he cried everyone stared at him.

4:00 He goes fishing to prove he's a bad guy!

Ganon knows about an evil squid in Lake Hylia he wan't to prove he is some

a brilliant bad boy and take it over to destroy stuff but it didn't go well...at all.

People were standing going to watch him single handedly take the squid out of the water.

"EVERYONE I GIVE YOU THE SQUID!"said Ganon pulling something out of the water.But it wassn't the squid he'd hoped for it was Shadow Link grappling his hat which Ganon pulled him up by so you could see that Shadow Link had silver locks of hair.He was sitting indian style.

"Sha...SHADOW LINK! PEOPLE THIS ISN'T WHAT YOU THINK!"said Ganon

"See I told you he stalks! I only want him to be good souled!"said Shadow Link with big cute eyes.

Author's Note

Again sorry shorty! But don't you think S.Link being an ass is funny? I do I think he's cool I'd love to be working with him right now! EVIL FOREVER
MUHAHAHAHAHAH! sorry