You're probably thinking to yourselves, 'Why is she starting a new story when she hasn't finished any of her others?'
Ehehehe, I don't really know myself. Gomen! I just had an idea last night and I couldn't stop thinking about it.
Standard disclaimers, Masashi Kishimoto, blah, blah.
Characters are OOC. You've been warned!
"Evil Neji"
As an eight-year old Hinata skipped through the park after a long day at the Academy, she was surprised to find a leg sticking out of the bushes.
She was a timid girl by nature but she was also very curious. She tiptoed towards the appendage, shyly peering behind the foliage, and lo and behold, there was a puppet body attached to it!
"Puppet! Kawaii!" she laughed mirthfully picking up the odd lump of wood and plastic and dancing in circles.
In actuality, this puppet wasn't kawaii at ALL. It had one small beady white eye, one lavender-hued eye that was five times larger than the other, a sharp nose, buck teeth, a scar that ran from the corner of it's broken mouth to its ear, and a head of dark brown stringy hair.
Hinata noticed that this puppet was missing its jaw, but she located the piece and snapped it back into place.
The puppet was an abomination, but Hinata had too much love in her heart to care. This was also her first toy, as her father never cared enough to give her such things.
"I think I'll call you Neji-kun," she softly whispered, "and you'll be my best friend!" In her heart, she had always wished for her and her cousin to be close, but he disliked her and never hesitated to show her how much.
She placed her hand up the puppet's shirt, moving her hand inside its cavity to allow it to 'speak'.
Using her best 'Neji-nii' voice, she said animatedly, "Best friend!"
Hinata gave the puppet a gentle squeeze, not hearing the 'oomph' sound that came from its fishy-looking lips, or noticing the eerie glow that came from its eye, and carried it back to her home, unaware of all the chaos this evil Neji-kun would cause.
It's Chucky!Neji meets the Hyuuga Clan. Being frightfully afraid of dolls myself, I wonder how this story will turn out!
I know I've been talking about updating all of my other stories, and I'm fairly confident that you'll see new chapters for each fic (minus "Proportional Retribution") very soon. In the meantime, I'm very sorry to have kept you waiting!