Ganondorf's Week

: EVIL EVIL BOOGA:

dumb chappy title don't ask.

4:30: Ganon is hungry and goes to the cafateria he looks around and sees everybody looking at a magazine called THE ZINE FOR THE TEEN.

And on the front it said:

Turn to page 32 to see

Crazy,Gay,loser pull handsome

hero from lake! And in other

pages all you'll see is the new

theme park FRO-FRO FRENZY.

Ganon is scared to death was there an actual photo or a really shity drawing of him? And Fro-Fro Frenzy was this the same Fro-Fro who was stupid and annoying that he had a confrence with. HE HAD TO KNOW.

So Ganon goes over and grabs...some... meatloaf,liver,wormy cheese,dog scat surprise. Ganon was so stupid he didn't know what scat was (and if you don't its shit,poop,dung,corn but you aren't stupid) so he takes a bite and practically gags it up and says "HOOBA GABLA WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT!".

5:00 Ganon did something bad he actually killed a guy named Bob and he knew he wasn't supposed to then came along Robot Ganon.

"OH NO I KILLED HIM!"said Ganon. "ROBO PLEASE DON'T TELL".

"Oh I won't"said Robot Ganon

"Oh thanks you really saved my butt!"yelled Ganon

"who what why saved your butt?"asked Shadow Link

"Oh no I said umm shaved my butt"said Ganon

"Dude as nuch as I think thats necessary I feel your lying and I WILL
FIND OUT THIS LIE!"he walked nearly out of the room "I will...".

6:00:Ganon and Becky are set up for a work session...heh I bet this is gonna fly!

"Ok Beck.."Ganon stops,Becky continues staring at him...dreamily.

"Becky...we will now discuss how we'll get...Prin..cess...Zel..da."Ganon started you fall asleep but then he remembered a dream he had and in the dream Becky said "I'LL MAKE YOU MINE WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT!".He wasn't sure if it was part of the dream or she was sending messages using her BRAIN. So he couldn't be too careful,"Becky...are you

staring at my nose?"he asked.

"No...your eyes they are so shiney and the fact you smell people's feet

is so...romantic in fact would you smell mine"Becky looked at him.

"Ganon was now frightened first off he said "NO I WILL NOT SMELL
YOUR FEET "and then "Who said I smell feet anyway?"asked Ganon.

"Shadow..."Ganon ran off thats all he had to say.

6:30:Ganon goes to bed...

Ganon is in bed in a pink frilly,flower,sparkly,girly,lovey dovey,bunny and cute animal covered nighty.He was dreaming and his dream was soooo weird.And here is his dream (The song that fro fro is singing is the national

anthem of America."

"FRO-FRO FRO FRO FRO FRO FRO-FRO FRO FRO FRO FRO FRO FROOOOOOOOO!"sang Mr.Fro-Fro.

Ganon in the dream was a big HUGE butted monkey,Shadow Link was a pelican and Becky was obviously a chicken.

"Oooh Oooh AH!"monkeyed Ganon he said "SHIT I DON'T WANT TO BE A MONKEY!".

"Your gonna havessss to livessss with itsssss"hissed Shadow Link.

"BAWK I guess we BAWK have to BAWK live BAWK like BAWK
BAWK animals!"said Becky

the dream ended then thank god!

Sorry shorty!