Ganondorf's Week

: THE HORROR CONTINUES:

7:00: Ganon Awakens from his AKWARD dream and gets dressed...P.S he takes forever!

Ganon walks over to his black dresser and opens he pulls out two of the same outfit:"Should I wear THIS ONE or THIS ONE,this one has a golden shiney chain and this one has a golden sparkly chain...hmmm" out of nowhere Shadow Link walks in.."Nice Pajamas..."

Ganon turns around "AHHHHHHHHHHHH pant pant AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! g-g-get out of here!" As Ganon screamed like a little girl...again "Hey Ganon you don't mind that I invited a few friends over right?"he asked Ganon stared at Shadow Link,"how much is a few? and since when did you obtain friends!" he yelled.

"Just cause I'm a Shadow doesn't mean I'm friendless like you are" Shadow Link leaves room,and Ganon chooses the outfit with the SPARKLY GOLD CHAIN.

7:30: Ganon's Grandpop comes over. The Doorbell rings Becky goes to answer it "Hello I am Becky and you are?" screeched Becky

"GANNY'S GRANDPOPPY IN BED" said Grandpop "...what?" asked Becky

"You see I have a problem after ev'ry sentence I say In Bed In Bed. Oh nice shirt In Bed." said Grandpop

Ganon walks in "GRANDPOPPY!"

"AHH GANNY YOU LOOK BETTER THAN EVER IN BED! GUESS
WHAT I DECIDED I'M GONNA RAP WITH YOU IN THE HISOUSE!IN BED!"

Ganon went red "O-Okay? But we need Shadow hold on"

8:00: Power of Persuasion!

Ganon walks into Shadows room "Er hey Shadow Link..." said Ganon nervously

"Yeah what do ya want?" asked Shadow Link.

"WILL YOU RAP WITH ME AND ME POOPY I MEAN
POPPY!"

"...no!" said Shadow Link.

"I promise you a hot chick!" said Ganon

"...ok!"

8:30: It's a flying

Ganon takes a quick nap. Ganon is in the middle of dream. He is in the middle of a street...suddenly

"It's a bird It's a plane IT's" said a Citizen then Ganon jumped in "I'ts a flying turd!"

"HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'TS ME SUPER TURD! and my side kick Fro-Fro please join him in singing the national anthem!" Fro sings

"FRO FRO FRO FRO FRO FROOOOOOOOOOO FRO FRO FRO FRO
FRO FRO FRO FRO FROOOOOOOOOOOOOO FRO-FRO FRO FRO FRO FRO FRO FRO FRO FRO FRO FRO FRO FROOOOOOOOO FRO FRO FRO FRO FROOOOOOOOOOOOOO FRO-FRO!"

"Thank you...Fro-Fro! no say hi to my sis Crapola!"said Super Turd.

"HI I'm Crapola!" said Crapola.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" bellowed Ganon

as he woke up.

9:00 Rappy Pappy!

The Rap is on the air!

And it begins Ganon starts

GAN: Oh YEAH

Yo DAWG what up fuu

me my friend and pappy

is gonna rap for you!

PAP:Hey there man meet me nephew Ganny

when he was a baby he had a HUMONGO FANNY!

GAN: TELL EM POP!

PAP:Come on ya'll he may be a drooler

but he's cool so make him ya ruler!

Now I'ts time for Shada ( SHAD-DUH) Link

he might throw YOU in a lake and make you

sink LOOK OUT

SH: sigh Listen Dawg let us party

like Ganon's grandma lady Marty

Ganon and his poopy I uh mean Poppy

are super hip-hoppity.

I can't believe this is what I say

but I guess you've realized they're both

gay! Right Dawg

guess what GANON DRINKS EGGNOG!

(egg-nog is supposed to um rhyme with DAWG

but it doesn't pretend IT DOES! dumb ass sorry!"

SHORTY!